MPC-HC dick shader :D

sampler s0 : register(s0);
float4 p0 :  register(c0);
float4 p1 :  register(c1);

#define width   (p0[0])
#define height  (p0[1])
#define counter (p0[2])
#define clock   (p0[3])
#define one_over_width  (p1[0])
#define one_over_height (p1[1])
#define PI acos(-1)

#define intensity 0.3

float4 main(float2 tex : TEXCOORD0) : COLOR {
        float4 c0 = tex2D(s0, tex);
        c0.r += sin(clock)*intensity;
        c0.g -= cos(clock)*intensity;
        c0.b += cos(clock)*intensity;

        float2 pos = float2(0.5, 0.5);
        float dst = distance(tex,pos);
        float r = 0.1;
        float d = 0.01;
        if(dst > r-d && dst < r+d)
                c0.rgb = float3(0,0,0);

        pos = float2(0.7, 0.5);
        dst = distance(tex,pos);
        if(dst > r-d && dst < r+d)
                c0.rgb = float3(0,0,0);

        if(abs(tex.x+r/2) > 0.6-r/2 && abs(tex.x+r/3) < 0.6-r/2 && tex.y < 0.4)
                c0.rgb = float3(0,0,0);

        if(abs(tex.x+r/2)-r*2 > 0.6-r/2 && abs(tex.x+r/3)-r*2 < 0.6-r/2 && tex.y < 0.4)
                c0.rgb = float3(0,0,0);

        if(tex.x>0.5 && tex.x<0.7 && (tex.y < 0.03 || (tex.y < 0.2 && tex.y> 0.15)))
                c0.rgb = float3(0,0,0);

        if(tex.x>0.59 && tex.x<0.62 && tex.y < 0.1)
                c0.rgb = float3(0,0,0);

        return c0;
}