Harken/Luna - Further Autism

[21:02] <dualisticArcanist> =START=
[21:02]  * dualisticArcanist begab espering abrasiveCaliginist
[21:02] <dualisticArcanist> Hello Harken.
[21:03] <abrasiveCaliginist> Hey there. How are you doing?
[21:03] <dualisticArcanist> Not well I am afraid.
[21:03] <dualisticArcanist> I fear that I may be unequipped for this game.
[21:03] <abrasiveCaliginist> Oh? How so?
[21:04] <dualisticArcanist> I am being beaten excessively by these horrid foes.
[21:05] <abrasiveCaliginist> Not ready to fight, huh? Attacking head on isn't always the best choice. It's just what I do every time because I'm bold to a fault.
[21:07] <dualisticArcanist> My wand is unfortunately... how might you say it? Shit at hurting enemies?
[21:07] <abrasiveCaliginist> Hm. Got anything else? Guns? Explosives? Knives?
[21:07] <abrasiveCaliginist> How about chainsaws?
[21:08] <dualisticArcanist> Um.
[21:08] <dualisticArcanist> Potions?
[21:08] <abrasiveCaliginist> Potions.
[21:08] <dualisticArcanist> Yes. Wands and potions.
[21:08] <abrasiveCaliginist> You have... potions.
[21:09] <abrasiveCaliginist> Then I guess you'll have to be more creating.
[21:09] <abrasiveCaliginist> *creative
[21:09] <dualisticArcanist> I created this flower wand.
[21:09] <abrasiveCaliginist> Lip's stick? Heheh
[21:10] <dualisticArcanist> Lipstick? Now that you mention it, I do need to reapply my make-up...
[21:10] <abrasiveCaliginist> No, Lip's stick. It's a weapon in a video game.
[21:11] <dualisticArcanist> Oh, I must have not played that one.
[21:11] <abrasiveCaliginist> It leaves a damaging flower on your enemy's head. Doesn't do much; just makes them look stupid.
[21:11] <dualisticArcanist> This flower power wand allows me to grow plants rather quickly.
[21:11] <abrasiveCaliginist> How quickly?
[21:11] <dualisticArcanist> Unfortunately, I am bereft of any plant life on the "Land of Shelves and M.........."
[21:12] <abrasiveCaliginist> Shelves and what? You can't just leave me hanging.
[21:12] <dualisticArcanist> No thats it
[21:12] <dualisticArcanist> Shelves and M
[21:12] <dualisticArcanist> With many corrupted characters after the M.
[21:12] <abrasiveCaliginist> Oh. That's disappointing.
[21:12] <dualisticArcanist> What, is your land not like that?
[21:13] <abrasiveCaliginist> Nah.
[21:13] <abrasiveCaliginist> Fire and Brimstone
[21:13] <dualisticArcanist> That sounds ominous.
[21:13] <abrasiveCaliginist> I can hear them telling me I'm in the hands of an angry god right now.
[21:13] <abrasiveCaliginist> But I see no gods here; just dead men walking.
[21:14] <dualisticArcanist> Who is "them"?
[21:14] <abrasiveCaliginist> People from my grubslinger days.
[21:14] <abrasiveCaliginist> It's not important.
[21:15] <dualisticArcanist> Ah, alright.
[21:15] <dualisticArcanist> My land is actually very strange. Does yours have large books and mean mopey greek women in it?
[21:15] <abrasiveCaliginist> No. No it does not.
[21:16] <abrasiveCaliginist> Just actual fire and sulfur.
[21:16] <abrasiveCaliginist> And angels.
[21:16] <abrasiveCaliginist> Lots of extremely killable angels.
[21:16] <dualisticArcanist> ...angels?
[21:16] <dualisticArcanist> Harken, do not tell me you have been killing angels.
[21:17] <abrasiveCaliginist> I've been killing the SHIT out of angels. Angels are ASSHOLES.
[21:18] <dualisticArcanist> Harken no.
[21:18] <dualisticArcanist> Murder is very no.
[21:18] <abrasiveCaliginist> Harken yes.
[21:18] <abrasiveCaliginist> Murder is SO YES.
[21:18] <dualisticArcanist> Was it at least in some form of self defense?
[21:18] <dualisticArcanist> You didn't just murder angels because you could.
[21:19] <dualisticArcanist> Right?
[21:19] <abrasiveCaliginist> Ah. No, it wasn't violence for violence's sake.
[21:19] <abrasiveCaliginist> They were attacking this village full of devils.
[21:20] <dualisticArcanist> ...devils.
[21:20] <abrasiveCaliginist> Yes. Devils.
[21:20] <dualisticArcanist> So let me get this straight.
[21:20] <abrasiveCaliginist> It's really sad. If you sin even a little, you get dragged to the pits to be "purified."
[21:20] <dualisticArcanist> You are in league with demons and are murdering angels.
[21:21] <abrasiveCaliginist> Hell no, not demons.
[21:21] <abrasiveCaliginist> A demon is TERRIFYING.
[21:21] <abrasiveCaliginist> Just tiny little devils with little cloven hooves and tiny little horns.
[21:21] <dualisticArcanist> I was not aware there was a difference.
[21:21] <abrasiveCaliginist> Oh, heavens yes.
[21:21] <dualisticArcanist> Perhaps I should brush up on my theology.
[21:22] <abrasiveCaliginist> A demon is a being of extreme power.
[21:22] <abrasiveCaliginist> If these things are demons, I'm going to be very disappointed and in a lot of trouble all at once.
[21:23] <dualisticArcanist> And apparently whatever angels you are combatting must be especially weak. From what I understand angels can make a man go insane by showing them their true face.
[21:24] <dualisticArcanist> Perhaps its part of the progression.
[21:24] <abrasiveCaliginist> Probably. These very likely aren't your daddy's angels, as Roland is saying.
[21:25] <abrasiveCaliginist> Still, you have something of a point: they feel *weird*. They shriek constantly, and set things on fire more often than I do.
[21:25] <abrasiveCaliginist> That's saying something.
[21:25] <dualisticArcanist> My land sounds much less exciting in retrospect. Other than the memory game golems.
[21:26] <abrasiveCaliginist> You want less exciting? Fucking prospit.
[21:26] <abrasiveCaliginist> God damn prospitians taking my gun.
[21:26] <dualisticArcanist> Prospit?
[21:27] <abrasiveCaliginist> Yup. Big funky glowy golden place full of pantywaists.
[21:27] <dualisticArcanist> That sounds odd.
[21:27] <abrasiveCaliginist> The most dangerous thing there is apparently Innana, cause she hates my guts and we had a hilarious tussle last time. You do not merely beat Harken Sirius' ass! No sir!
[21:28] <dualisticArcanist> Wait, Innana is there as well?
[21:28] <abrasiveCaliginist> But we worked it out well enough.
[21:28] <abrasiveCaliginist> Yes, yes she is.
[21:28] <abrasiveCaliginist> Bro she is so nervous without a weapon. I want to help with some sneaky sneaky, but I don't know where to begin.
[21:28] <abrasiveCaliginist> So I'm gonna scope it out next I sleep.
[21:29] <dualisticArcanist> You sleep? Don't tell me this golden place is in your dreams.
[21:29] <abrasiveCaliginist> It is, as it were!
[21:29] <abrasiveCaliginist> Doesn't it suck?
[21:29] <abrasiveCaliginist> Er, I mean, isn't it great?!
[21:29] <dualisticArcanist> I wouldn't know. I don't go there when I sleep.
[21:30] <abrasiveCaliginist> Ah? Where do YOU go?
[21:30] <abrasiveCaliginist> Is it more interesting than hugbox funland?
[21:30] <dualisticArcanist> Worse. A land where I have a hole in my room and everything is purple and loud.
[21:31] <abrasiveCaliginist> Loud...?
[21:31] <dualisticArcanist> And for SOME  REASON I am next to an arena with giant robots.
[21:31] <abrasiveCaliginist> OH FUCK. Can we switch?!
[21:32] <dualisticArcanist> I would be happy to. If I knew how.
[21:32] <abrasiveCaliginist> I might have a guess with my grubslinger's intuition.
[21:33] <abrasiveCaliginist> You'll need a piece of chewing gum, some devil grass, a pint of blood, and 7000 grains of gunpowder.
[21:33] <dualisticArcanist> I have a feeling that won't solve anything.
[21:35] <abrasiveCaliginist> Says you! If I knew what to do with all of those ingredients after getting them all, I bet you it'd at least cure a cough.
[21:35] <dualisticArcanist> Or transmit some disease.
[21:36] <abrasiveCaliginist> Devilgrass doesn't carry diseases! And my blood is clean!
[21:36] <abrasiveCaliginist> For now!
[21:36] <abrasiveCaliginist> Is your blood not? Has someone been N A U G H T Y? >:)
[21:36] <dualisticArcanist> I may not be a huge pop culture enthusiast, but my sister was. Have you heard of War of the wor-
[21:37] <dualisticArcanist> I HAVE NO BEEN.
[21:37] <dualisticArcanist> I AM AS PURE AS A SPRING BREEZE.
[21:37] <abrasiveCaliginist> Deets. Gib.
[21:37] <dualisticArcanist> I am telling you nothing you hound.
[21:38] <abrasiveCaliginist> Arooooo!
[21:38] <dualisticArcanist> I will tell you this.
[21:38] <dualisticArcanist> On the purple dream robot arena apocalypse town, I was a true girl.
[21:39] <abrasiveCaliginist> Oho! Interesting.
[21:39] <dualisticArcanist> And I may have found one of our friends on said dreamville that I am in debt to.
[21:40] <abrasiveCaliginist> Hm. In debt?
[21:41] <dualisticArcanist> Yes. Or its more accurate to say.
[21:41] <dualisticArcanist> I made a deal with her.
[21:41] <abrasiveCaliginist> Our friends, huh? Nona said she was on purple party planet, too, now that I think about it...
[21:42] <dualisticArcanist> She is?
[21:42] <abrasiveCaliginist> Yup.
[21:42] <dualisticArcanist> Was there anyone else with you other than Innana on Prospit?
[21:42] <abrasiveCaliginist> Vera.
[21:43] <dualisticArcanist> Ah, three per ville.
[21:43] <abrasiveCaliginist> So Lexi's on your moon, eh?
[21:45] <dualisticArcanist> Yes.
[21:46] <abrasiveCaliginist> I see. Too bad; I could use a kid with a good poker face here, and Vera and Innana can't lie to save their damn lives.
[21:47] <dualisticArcanist> I am not surprised.
[21:47] <abrasiveCaliginist> Speaking of Lexi, though, she's been quiet of late.
[21:47] <dualisticArcanist> She has been? Do you know anything of her land?
[21:48] <abrasiveCaliginist> You've seen her on the moon. Did she mention anything about what transpires during her waking hours?
[21:48] <abrasiveCaliginist> Because I haven't heard a peep from her otherwise.
[21:48] <dualisticArcanist> She didn't make any mention of it.
[21:48] <abrasiveCaliginist> Heh. Classic Lexi: playing her cards close.
[21:49] <dualisticArcanist> If only there was a known way of meeting each other on these physical lands.
[21:50] <abrasiveCaliginist> I'll ask Ethnos next I see her. I'll post a memo if I figure anything out.
[21:50] <dualisticArcanist> Perfect. We all need to be more in contact with one another.
[21:50] <abrasiveCaliginist> For now, though, I'm just waiting for a chance to test out my shiny new toy.
[21:51] <dualisticArcanist> What is it?
[21:51] <abrasiveCaliginist> Roland is SO JEALOUS.
[21:51] <abrasiveCaliginist> It's a new gun.
[21:51] <abrasiveCaliginist> But hey, Roland, you made your promises, and Orwells keep their promises.
[21:52] <dualisticArcanist> Tell me about it, what did you combine?
[21:52] <abrasiveCaliginist> A sword and my gun. You need a gun? I can get your ass set up, fam.
[21:52] <dualisticArcanist> It... might not be a bad idea.
[21:52] <dualisticArcanist> Of course, lacking gunkind I'd have no direct use for it.
[21:53] <dualisticArcanist> But certainly something from item crafting could be helpful.
[21:53] <abrasiveCaliginist> Huh. Alright.
[21:53] <dualisticArcanist> Perhaps I could make a bullet potion.
[21:53] <abrasiveCaliginist> ((I don't remember the codes I made up for them, so you'll have to roll with it. That okay?))
[21:54] <dualisticArcanist> **yeah sure))
[21:55] <abrasiveCaliginist> The code for the gun proper is [code], the code for its components (my old gun and an angel's blade, in that order) are [code] and [code].
[21:55] <dualisticArcanist> Thank you sir. And perhaps, if you wanted, I could send you some codes as well.
[21:55] <abrasiveCaliginist> Ah, shit, actually, one sec.
[21:56] <abrasiveCaliginist> I have another blade. A smaller, lighter one.
[21:56] <abrasiveCaliginist> It's called Rebellion. [Code]
[21:57] <dualisticArcanist> Rebellion.
[21:57] <dualisticArcanist> What was that created from?
[21:58] <abrasiveCaliginist> My old gun and the angel's blade, actually... oh, my apologies. Never mind what my gun was made from.
[22:01] <dualisticArcanist> Perhaps you should share the code of the angels blade with Lexi.
[22:01] <dualisticArcanist> If her silence says anything, she could use our assistance.
[22:01] <abrasiveCaliginist> I've seen her fight.
[22:01] <abrasiveCaliginist> It's quite a joy to watch.
[22:01] <abrasiveCaliginist> Her use of stairs is... interesting.
[22:02] <abrasiveCaliginist> That Levi dude might have use for it, though...
[22:03] <abrasiveCaliginist> Heh. I think Nona wants to jump his bones. Roland's telling me he would have done the same.
[22:03] <dualisticArcanist> She should come here. I swear Vera's idea of building up in this game is "the most precarious stairs creatable by human hands."
[22:03] <abrasiveCaliginist> Hm. If we find a way, I'll pass it on if I can.
[22:04] <dualisticArcanist> I should talk to Winona and Innana alike. The exchange of information here seems valuable.
[22:04] <abrasiveCaliginist> Yeah.
[22:04] <dualisticArcanist> Iris is not very talkitive regarding giving away information.
[22:05] <abrasiveCaliginist> I miss Nona.
[22:05] <dualisticArcanist> All that I know is that I possibly have to destroy my land in order to create a new world.
[22:05] <abrasiveCaliginist> Hey! Wonder if that'll work on Prospit!
[22:06] <dualisticArcanist> From what I understand its a quest, one I must do.
[22:06] <abrasiveCaliginist> But I digress; I wanna go back real quick.
[22:06] <dualisticArcanist> Then again I got this information from a dubious source.
[22:06] <abrasiveCaliginist> You came to ask about fighting, yeah?
[22:07] <dualisticArcanist> Yes.
[22:07] <abrasiveCaliginist> Alright. Listen up, then: it's time you learned Harken Orwell's time tested "personality force" technique.
[22:07] <dualisticArcanist> I am listening.
[22:08] <abrasiveCaliginist> You gotta do like I do. When you shoot, you have to put you heart into it. You have to...enjoy it! DUN DUN DUNNNN!
[22:08] <abrasiveCaliginist> The more posturing and dancing you do, the better the technique works.
[22:08] <dualisticArcanist> So I must enjoy killing?
[22:09] <abrasiveCaliginist> Okay, not *killing*.
[22:09] <abrasiveCaliginist> Combat.
[22:09] <abrasiveCaliginist> Fighting.
[22:09] <abrasiveCaliginist> Embrace the adrenaline.
[22:09] <abrasiveCaliginist> Sing while you do it. Autism is also an effective intimidation tactic, actually.
[22:09] <dualisticArcanist> So like Vera.
[22:10] <abrasiveCaliginist> "F-FUCKING IMPS G-GET OUT! REEEEEE!"
[22:10] <dualisticArcanist> Reach true happiness through violence.
[22:10] <abrasiveCaliginist> The enemy has no clue how to react to your autism, and you have the upper hand.
[22:11] <dualisticArcanist> I am not entirely sure what you mean but I will try.
[22:11] <abrasiveCaliginist> Here. I have a drawing you can show the enemy: [code]
[22:11] <abrasiveCaliginist> On the front, you can see me killing an imp. On the back, you can see me plowing his hot-ass matesprit.
[22:11] <abrasiveCaliginist> Declaring your intent and following through is extremely stylish.
[22:12] <abrasiveCaliginist> ...still haven't found that imp's matesprit, now that I think about it...
[22:12] <abrasiveCaliginist> Hm. Gonna need to get on that.
[22:12] <dualisticArcanist> I will be sure to inform every underling that you intend on screwing their significant others.
[22:12] <abrasiveCaliginist> Don't twist my words of style.
[22:13] <abrasiveCaliginist> But do let me know if you find a matesprit grieving for the loss of a "Jerry".
[22:13] <abrasiveCaliginist> Need to plow them.
[22:13] <dualisticArcanist> I will. But I am not sure if plowing imps will be comfortable. Or pleasant. Or smart.
[22:14] <abrasiveCaliginist> Smart? Smart?!
[22:14] <abrasiveCaliginist> Who gives a damn if it's smart?!
[22:14] <abrasiveCaliginist> Style and flair are necessities!
[22:14] <abrasiveCaliginist> Do you see "smart" in there anywhere?!
[22:14] <abrasiveCaliginist> I sure don't!
[22:14] <dualisticArcanist> I don't see smart in your future either.
[22:15] <abrasiveCaliginist> Instincts! If you can't listen to your instincts, you'll get hurt in combat!
[22:15] <abrasiveCaliginist> You overthink it, the enemy's already on you while you're thinking about the positions you'll use when plowing their matesprits!
[22:16] <dualisticArcanist> So its like chess, but the ultimate goal is to plow the queen.
[22:17] <abrasiveCaliginist> Pretty much? I forgot where I was going with that. ( x_.)
[22:17] <dualisticArcanist> Lets just leave off here before you hurt yourself somehow.
[22:18] <abrasiveCaliginist> Hurt myself?! I'm having the time of my life!
[22:18] <abrasiveCaliginist> You bastards are gonna have to KICK ME OUTTA THIS BITCH!
[22:18] <abrasiveCaliginist> (Let them know you are having fun as you're killing them, even if you're not)
[22:19] <dualisticArcanist> I meant hurt yourself trying to remember where you were going with this.
[22:19] <abrasiveCaliginist> The poker face is important.
[22:20] <abrasiveCaliginist> Anyway, I'm gonna go back to waiting to spring my trap.
[22:20] <dualisticArcanist> Good luck with that. If I find a nice item to use with crafting I'll let you know.
[22:20] <dualisticArcanist> Actually
[22:21] <abrasiveCaliginist> ?
[22:21] <dualisticArcanist> E9P5hYE
[22:21] <abrasiveCaliginist> What's that?
[22:22] <dualisticArcanist> This is the mask of Melpomene.
[22:22] <abrasiveCaliginist> Huh.
[22:22] <dualisticArcanist> Apparently it has no effects on its own.
[22:22] <dualisticArcanist> But as Iris told me, it has a use for item crafting.
[22:22] <dualisticArcanist> Perhaps you could make something good out of it.
[22:23] <abrasiveCaliginist> Everything I touch turns to autism.
[22:23] <abrasiveCaliginist> Er, I meant gold.
[22:23] <abrasiveCaliginist> I'll see what I can do.
[22:23] <dualisticArcanist> And I will see what I can do.
[22:23] <dualisticArcanist> But for now we have things to fight.
[22:23] <dualisticArcanist> And craft.
[22:24] <dualisticArcanist> I hope you find strength and autism.
[22:25] <abrasiveCaliginist> Sure thing.
[22:25] <abrasiveCaliginist> Adios, cully.
[22:25]  * abrasiveCaliginist has ceased espering dualisticArcanist