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- So this actually happened today...
- My husband and I have spent a good chunk of the quarantine gaming. He plays World of Warcraft and often chats with his friends while he plays.
- My husband also just so happens to work at the seminary in our tiny Spanish city. He is a chemistry/ math teacher. Obviously his school is a private all boys’ school, though only 1% of them go on to become priests.
- Because today is Holy Thursday, and a national holiday AND we are in quarantine we had a videoconference mass with the priests/ students from the school where he teaches. This is the third mass we have attended in the past two weeks, we typically log on and use a smartphone propped up against the keyboard and enable both video and the microphone (hubby doesn’t have a webcam.)
- Well, I knew there was mass today at 6 but when I walked in to the study where the computer is my husband was sitting there with world of Warcraft on the screen, his headphones on the table, and the smartphone we use for video was out of sight. He asked me if I would help him fish in WoW after mass and I said “no, I have class”, he then asked if I would help him after class and I said, rather loudly, “no, I told you I have class and then I want to fuck and then play animal crossing.”
- He immediately looked at me, eyes wide open, and said “SHHH THE MIC IS ON!” He then opens up the window with the mass and the priest is smiling at the camera and tells everyone to please connect both video AND the microphone as he was about to start.
- I immediately retreated to the living room HORRIFIED at what had just happened. My husband had already told me he wasn’t going to use the video today but I had NO IDEA his headphones were connected and ON because the mass wasn’t on the screen.
- He came in to find me, trying desperately not to laugh, and told me to come back in and sit in on mass with him.
- After shedding a humiliated tear I finally agreed.
- At the end of mass the priest asked us all to connect our video again, but my husband told him his phone he used for video was dead. The priest then asked if I was there (since I normally am) and I said hello.
- Nothing more was said but we are 99% sure the priest as well as many other students and possibly their family’s heard me.
- What makes it even worse is that I used a vulgar word for sex, I said “quiero follar” which is basically the equivalent of fuck. Not even have sex or make love, as these are less common where I live. Great.
- I guess the only good news is that my husband and I are, at least, married. The priest does also know that we got married in the church but it doesn’t really help how embarrassed I am.
- Ah well. My husband told me to assume, from now on, that his mic is ALWAYS on. No shit!
- TLDR; didn’t know microphone was on. Husband was connected to videoconference mass without my knowledge. Told him I wanted to fuck and the priest/ his students probably all heard me.
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