We mingers now.

    >Day mingers in Equestria.
    >"Anon, I don't to be in this thread."
    "Shhhut up Derpy."
    >You are on top of her running your mingers through her blond mane and massaging her scalp delicately.
    >"Anon, what are you doing?I think my muffins are burning."
    "Shhh just stay still you dumb shit."
    >You start preening her wings with your elongated mingers and she lets out a soft coo and moans.
    >You reach behind her and start mingering her marehood.
    >"Ahhhh~ Anon, Dinky will be home soon we shouldn't."
    >Then she starts screaming.
    >You have performed your first successful marehoodectomy.
    >She screams more.
    >You start screaming.
    >Dinky walks in and starts screaming.
    >There's no icecream
    >Today was a minger day.

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