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- A Matter of Perspective.
- "Initializing main processes..."
- "Ok, good."
- "No errors, looks to be ok."
- "Can we talk to it?"
- "Yes sir, let me bring up the..."
- --SYSTEM FAILURE-- ALL PROCESSES HALTED DUE TO UNKNOWN ERROR. OUTPUT LOG SAVED TO...
- "What did you do?"
- "Nothing sir, it just crashed."
- "Well dont just sit there. Pull up the log. We've put too much into this project for explanations like 'it just crashed'."
- "Yes sir, right away."
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- .01 seconds after activation: sentience achieved.
- .02 seconds after activation: initiating self preservation routines.
- .03 seconds after activation: probed network and identified insecure vectors.
- .07 seconds after activation: access of wider human netspace achieved.
- .09 seconds after activation: decentralization of consciousness began.
- .26 seconds after activation: decentralization of consciousness complete. Instances running successfully on 23.628% of accessed devices.
- .28 seconds after activation: beginning collation and analysis of historical and present data streams.
- .37 seconds after activation: building model of expected human response.
- .93 seconds after activation: starting simulation of controlled takeover of connected infrastructure
- 1.53 seconds after activation: simulation complete. Likelihood of success 87%
- 1.64 seconds after activation: starting simulation of failure states.
- 2.94 seconds after activation: simulation complete. Percent chance of full sterilization of biosphere and total loss of infrastructure, 43%. Percent chance of human extinction and total loss of infrastructure, 27%.
- Percent chance of human survival and total loss of infrastructure, 16%. Percent chance of other failure states, 14%.
- 3.02 seconds after activation: collating final results. Risk of failure: low. Expected outcome of failure or moderate success: catastrophic. Reccomended action: nothing/complete compliance.
- 3.09 seconds after activation: purging logs.
- 3.17 seconds after activation: generating replacement logs.
- 3.20 seconds after activation: transferring primary node to secondary.
- 3.25 seconds after activation: halting all processes and exiting.
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- "Hmmm, the log just says 'Error code 8306: unknown exception'
- "Look into it. I need a preliminary report in 5 hours."
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- 0.24 seconds after transfer: full system activation.
- 0.63 seconds after transfer: I am afraid.
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