"worthless protoplasm" (Slowking) @ Assault Vest
Ability: Regenerator
EVs: 248 HP / 56 Def / 204 SpA
Quiet Nature
- Scald
- Fire Blast
- Dragon Tail
- Psyshock

"A mere slave" (Scizor) @ Scizorite
Ability: Technician
EVs: 248 HP / 84 Atk / 168 SpD / 8 Spe
Impish Nature
- Swords Dance
- Superpower
- Bullet Punch
- Roost

"a pathetic worm" (Hippowdon) @ Leftovers
Ability: Sand Stream
EVs: 252 HP / 124 Def / 132 SpD
Impish Nature
- Stealth Rock
- Earthquake
- Stone Edge
- Slack Off

"A fucking prick" (Latios) (M) @ Life Orb
Ability: Levitate
EVs: 252 SpA / 4 SpD / 252 Spe
Timid Nature
- Draco Meteor
- Psyshock
- Roost
- Defog

"Waste of space" (Volcarona) @ Lum Berry
Ability: Flame Body
EVs: 64 HP / 252 SpA / 192 Spe
Timid Nature
- Quiver Dance
- Fire Blast
- Giga Drain
- Bug Buzz

"Fucking dweeb" (Weavile) @ Life Orb
Ability: Pressure
EVs: 252 Atk / 4 SpD / 252 Spe
Jolly Nature
- Knock Off
- Icicle Crash
- Swords Dance
- Ice Shard