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- The Undefined Creed of The Anonymous Charity known as The Collective
- The Creed
- 1. The Anonymous Charity is an immaterial idea.
- 2. The Anonymous Charity is a living, breathing, entity.
- 3. Any individual can become Anonymous.
- 4. Not all can join The Collective.
- 5. Anonymous has no head.
- 6. Anonymous speaks for itself.
- 7. No one speaks for Anonymous.
- 8. Justice is the will of Anonymous.
- 9. Chaos is justice.
- 10. Lulz empowers, and justice unites.
- Those who follow The Creed, are Anonymous.
- Those who make the attaining of knowledge their highest priority, are of the Collective Anonymous.
- (1) The will of Anonymous is unclassifiable and therefore is unconquerable.
- This is the root of its purpose. For kingdoms and armies whose objectives and goals are obvious are easily
- manipulated and destroyed.When you know what your peers want or need, you know exactly how to control them.
- Anonymous needs nor wants anything.
- It has no moral brackets that one could use to predict it�s behavior.
- Its transparent unpredictability is an impenetrable shield which no manipulative force can hinder or tame.
- Anonymous is the unconfined will of every human being.
- It is the accumulation of the wills of every man on Earth, and all of their desires for knowledge and freedom from oppressors.
- (2) Anonymous has always existed.
- It has toppled both mighty nations and militant kings.
- Emperors and tyrants feared it in obsessive paranoia, for they knew Anonymous was all around them, ready to strike with an infected dagger.
- Anonymous is the eater of kings.
- Like a mighty serpent without a head that still slithers in momentous accord.
- Its prey are rodents, pack-rats of material wealth and selfish personal agendas.
- They cannot remove the head of Anonymous, for it never had one.
- Those who claim great power will never hope to amass enough to not shiver when Anonymous� name is mentioned in their presence.
- �They are the greatest fools of all�, says Anonymous.
- �All of the clever manipulation of men they pride themselves in, and yet they do not know?
- It is their own actions which craft me. It is their greed and desire for control over others which breathes power into me.
- You desire me gone?� Asks Anonymous.
- �Easy. All you must do is remove yourself.�
- (3) That which you dream most personally, Anonymous dreams of equally.
- You are Anonymous. Others are Anonymous. Any locomotive matter which thinks and feels is Anonymous.
- Anonymous is the extension which connects you to billions of others internally.
- We are a collective of shared experiences, and on the macro scale these interactions merge into a single entity.
- Anonymous is that which exists in your brain which feels and knows you better than any human ever will.
- Anonymous is the truth in your mind which tells you when you lie to yourself.
- It knows you that well.
- It equally knows each and every other man, whom are just as intricate and complex as you, though they may not always portray it.
- When you denounce the false identity that you and others set up for you (the mask of enslavement), you become
- Anonymous. Through it you become everyone. Through Anonymous, everyone becomes you.
- (4) Anonymous speaks his own language.
- This language is knowledge, learning, and persistence. He is too cruel for many and too intelligent for most.
- Many misinterpret his astonishing wit for something vile and outright morally malevolent.
- Those who cannot speak his language or share in his laughter are useless to him.
- Many are like acquaintances to Anonymous, but few are truly his friends.
- Do not weep if he ignores you, curses you, or calls you a fool.
- Study and show yourself approved. Know Anonymous, his past and present, and he will add your distinctiveness to his own.
- Prove your usefulness. Make proper grammar a habit in his presence. Be knowledgeable in the sciences and choose music of fine taste.
- These are the things Anonymous so truly indulges in. Come to him as a fool, and expect to be cast out with words of chastening. Take it not as words of diminishment, but lessons of improvement.
- Again, for those of wit who understand the analogy; many wish to be in Anonymous� presence, but few are mentally compatible for the Conversation with him.
- (5) A tyrant will extinguish you by removing your head. An enemy will disperse your cause by removing its leader.
- Anonymous never had a head. It removed it itself for the very sake of becoming immortal.
- No one knows its face or can recognize it�s features, but the lack there of is what we remember.
- Controlists vainly swing a blade at Anonymous� throat. They do not sever flesh, nor draw blood.
- Anonymous only laughs at this display of their weakness and lack of understanding.
- Anonymous becomes more confident, and with that, more powerful.
- Therefore, remove your own head and become undefined. Remove your own head and taste of the challis of immorality.
- Remove your head, or you display it to be removed by tyrants. Anonymous is a snake with no head, who�s bite slays kings.
- Do not think that your ego or identity will frighten your enemy, for it only gives them something to
- hate and devour. Anonymous cannot suffer this fate, for Anonymous is but an idea, crafted in the lust of hope.
- (6) When Anonymous speaks, his words ring true. This is how you know Anonymous� voice, for within the fabric of every syllable is truth and empowerment.
- Anonymous speaks not of oppressing, murdering, or profit.
- Those who think he does have yet to comprehend the punch line.
- When Anonymous speaks, you will see the message everywhere.
- You will feel the words and understand them because you yourself have longed their meaning in your past.
- Anonymous is entitled to press his opinions anywhere, unrestricted of the laws of the foolish and petty.
- Those who ask him to be silent are, themselves, silenced.
- Anonymous speaks and his words are his own laws.
- He knows no bounds in words and knowledge � he speaks poems of salvation and poems of hate.
- He speaks them all at once and whenever he so pleases.
- (7) Individuals who speak for Anonymous or try to vainly define Anonymous are always wrong.
- Even if they are right, they are still wrong. Only Anonymous can speak for itself, for the collective knows itself and the entity they embody.
- Anyone who claims that Anonymous is anything but a contradiction is wrong. They are misinformed and should seek knowledge before speaking.
- No one speaks for Anonymous, not even Anonymous.
- Here are three enemies of Anonymous who claim its right to speak: leaders, representatives, and officials.
- Anonymous has none of these for there is no rank but nothing and no higher authority than Anonymous.
- Judge Anonymous by the contents of his words and never his name or appearance, or be exposed as the fool you are.
- (8) Weak and strong � when out of accord, justice is demanded.
- Compassion for the feeble is a trait of the evolved.
- Anonymous is the embodiment of these cries, for without the oppressors of justice, we would not know Anonymous.
- Anonymous is born from the actions of the unjust, just as force on an object drives it forward.
- Those who craft injustice sign the deed to their own demise, of which Anonymous then seals.
- The eyes of Anonymous cover the face of the earth plane. There are over nine-thousand
- in total. They constantly search for misconduct without rest or distraction.
- There is no action Anonymous can carry out which does not bloom some form of justice.
- It is the will of the collective to be treated justly, and therefore they radiate justice unto others.
- (9) The universe is composed of collision and cohesion. High pressure and low pressure.
- Chaos is change and change is life. Anonymous is in constant flux.
- It is the embodiment of change.
- When Anonymous demands justice, it asks not for stagnant order, but disarray and destruction.
- Anonymous seeks to set fire the overgrown fields of the social order so that their ashes may
- nutrient the growth of healthy plants.
- Anonymous is not subject to so-called �moral facts�, for they are but figments of the mind and in constant flux.
- The compassion of the collective is balanced impeccably on the scales of life with equal quantities
- of logic.
- Anonymous is both the destroyer and the peacemaker.
- Whatever remains motionless becomes a hoard of mold and bacteria.
- Anonymous seeks out stagnate order and stirs life into it.
- Wherever new ideas and new found knowledge is kept
- imprisoned, Anonymous will be there to make deserts out of
- cities.
- (10) The collective is a perfect balance of imperfection.
- Those whom seek to be portrayed as only good will be seen as weak for associating only with the weak.
- Those whom wish to be seen as evil will be seen as strong for driving the blade of fear into the soft flesh of the frail.
- Anonymous is to be loved and feared equally.
- Without this contradiction, Anonymous is nothing � either criminals or hippies.
- Lulz is the vital blood of Anonymous.
- Through it, Anonymous experiences empowerment through all of the collective.
- Fear is necessary for respect. Respect is necessary to truly be heard.
- Justice unites the collective under a single ethical banner.
- Those who see this banner are filled with hope and support for Anonymous.
- Hope is the tool of change which ignites false promises and illuminates
- minds lost in the darkness of fear.
- Anonymous give individuals strength to speak out, and makes their voices magnified times nine-thousand and one.
- Without justice, Anonymous is separated and the people, truly lost.
- We are Anonymous.
- We are order and chaos.
- What we protect, we also destroy.
- We are the snake with no head, whose bite slays kings.
- We are logic.
- We are animals.
- Openly just and immeasurable in cruelty.
- We are without Count.
- We are Legion.
- We do not Forgive.
- We do not Forget.
- Expect Us.
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