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- anyway!
- who wants to read a story about thunderlane fucking everything up
- R5hToday at 3:17 PM
- I dunno
- Regidar but with a monocleToday at 3:27 PM
- well too bad
- that's what i got
- so i'm kinda taking liberties with the histories of background ponies
- which you know
- par for the course
- R5hToday at 3:28 PM
- They have histories?
- Regidar but with a monocleToday at 3:28 PM
- well like
- they'll show up in flashbacks and stuff
- things you can infer
- half of these stories were conceived in 2013-2015 when the state of canon was far different
- this is a fairly newer one though
- but thunderlane, i have him either having lived in ponyville his entire life
- or moved there when he was young, likely right after rumble was born
- and this first story here is focused around two things
- 1. his (and pretty much every teenage pegasus in ponyville's) desire to join the wonderbolts
- 2. him being a sleezy fuckboy
- now this story will probably be rated M, but it's certainly not clop by any means of the imagination
- well, i mean, i;m certain some imaginations but you get me
- most of these stories are set in the weird little interm period where i imagine most of the background ponies/similarly aged main and secondary characters are all teenager
- so like right before luna shows back up
- R5hToday at 3:35 PM
- aight
- Regidar but with a monocleToday at 3:38 PM
- the first story starts after Daisy breaks off a pretty long lasting relationship with thunderlane
- and the story is all told from thunderlane's perspective, so we just immediately get him talking shit about her to his best friend, who i've deigned as blossomforth
- and the thing is, blossomforth has a totally not subtle thing for thunderlane that thunderlane really doesnt pick up on
- because he's so focused on himself
- a lot of the earlier chapters are just him dealing with the fallout of Daisy telling all his secrets to their friends
- creating a sort of schism between the ponies who like thunderlane and those who don't
- mostly these "secrets" consist of embarrassing sex stuff, but thunderlane is able to pull off harder shade on daisy
- doing some pretty slimy shit like revealing that she was cheating on him with Roseluck, and for the most part everyone is kinda not wanting to get involved
- and daisy is pretty militant and shit-talky about it, so that drives people towards thunderlane unconsciously simply out of sympathy
- only issue is thunderlane is totally just getting drunk constantly and fucking everyone except blossomforth he comes in contact with
- this serves as sort of just the set up to what actually drives the story forward, which is when thunderlane and several of the other pegasi are just doing mock-wonderbolts stuff
- just things that they're prepping for when they go to flight camp at whatever point in the future
- when our good friend Photo Finish shows up doing her bi-decadely scouting of hick towns to exploit for models
- and she thinks thunderlane is some spicy schnitzel
- so now thunderlane is given the same issue fluttershy was
- (who isnt present at any of this at this time, the only reason photo finish noticed her in the show is because she was forced to not be a recluse by her friends)
- and thunderlane sees it as an easy out immediately, and even as a stepping stone to get into the wonderbolts ahead of everyone else
- so of course he jumps right at it
- this infuriates daisy and the three other-odd ponies who are on her side of the "schism", but mostly this depresses the fuck out of blossomforth because now thunderlane is paying even less attention to her
- and i want to make it pretty clear that blossomforth isnt being overly thirsty or anything, thunderlane is pretty hardcore ignoring her and taking her friendship for granted a lot
- R5hToday at 3:47 PM
- ouch
- poor blossom
- Regidar but with a monocleToday at 3:47 PM
- using her as an emotional dumping ground and then fucking off to go rut someone
- anyway now daisy sees no reason not to pull out the big guns
- and she basically tells anyone she can
- "hey, did you know that thunderlane only gets it off when you have a belt around his neck?"
- R5hToday at 3:48 PM
- Is this true?
- Regidar but with a monocleToday at 3:48 PM
- it is
- R5hToday at 3:48 PM
- until the choker breaks
- Regidar but with a monocleToday at 3:49 PM
- haha
- i have several scenes dedicated to him getting stood up on dates because ponies are tired of his shit
- R5hToday at 3:49 PM
- asphyxiation, pet play, or some combination?
- Regidar but with a monocleToday at 3:49 PM
- so he just locks himself in his room and ties a belt/rope to a closet door and slams it open and closed while jerking off
- asphyxiation
- R5hToday at 3:49 PM
- That sounds dangerous
- Regidar but with a monocleToday at 3:49 PM
- this is, believe it or not, heavily pertinent to later stories
- it is! glad you caught on
- R5hToday at 3:49 PM
- what if his dick gets caught in the door
- Regidar but with a monocleToday at 3:51 PM
- :thinkrope:
- R5hToday at 3:51 PM
- I hope that was more funny than horrific to think of
- Regidar but with a monocleToday at 3:51 PM
- it was
- thing is, even when i go realistic edgy i tend to keep
- a level of cartoon logic
- because tbh sometimes it feels the real world runs on cartoon logic in nightmare situations
- R5hToday at 3:52 PM
- sure
- I think Stan Lee once said something like that
- Regidar but with a monocleToday at 3:52 PM
- i believe it
- R5hToday at 3:53 PM
- "The world is so crazy, if you present things the way that they are, it comes across as broad satire."
- Regidar but with a monocleToday at 3:53 PM
- literally the onion
- R5hToday at 3:53 PM
- Spiderman, in his case
- Regidar but with a monocleToday at 3:53 PM
- cries and slices another article
- anyway
- now everyone is making fun of thunderlane, and he's dealing with it... fairly well
- which is to say drinking heavily and focusing entirely on fucking high end ponies that his model gig hooks him up with
- he gets into the seedy underbelly (if you catch my driftwood) really quickly
- ends up trading secrets for sex, and sex for secrets
- and his half life between canterlot and ponyville is really
- jading him, for lack of a better word
- he's lost sight of wanting to do wonderbolt stuff pretty much
- he still shows up to the mock practices, "the ponyville team"
- but he's always drunk and rude at them
- and one time he slams into Derpy and knocks her really hard into the ground
- and like, Derpy wasnt exactly the fastest around before then, but this is what gives her her wall eye
- and there's definitely brain damage implied
- R5hToday at 3:58 PM
- Ouch
- Regidar but with a monocleToday at 3:58 PM
- dont worry he makes it up to her
- by fucking her and then leaving before the morning
- R5hToday at 3:59 PM
- okay then
- Regidar but with a monocleToday at 3:59 PM
- yeah see he's got more important things to do, like dodging the rest of his karma
- a sub-plot that's been going on since thunderlane made it to canterlot
- that actually ties into several other series (my goal is to make each series interlocking but cohesive on its own)
- but Lyra has been sort of a musical prodigy and big name since she was a foal
- her main claim to fame was genre transcendence, usually using her magic to manipulate how her harp sounds
- so she could get sounds that were usually restricted to griffons or dragons
- i know ponies can play guitars with their hooves in the show
- R5hToday at 4:03 PM
- Sure
- Regidar but with a monocleToday at 4:03 PM
- but my workaround is that they're all basically like bass/ukeleles in that they have four large strings
- and that more specific stringed instruments are very difficult for them to use
- that's why Octavia is so impressive in-universe, actually
- but Lyra has been a part of different music supergroups throughout her teenage years and early adulthood
- this has brought her into contact with octavia and vinyl
- vinyl plays a more important role here as she's the producer
- before she goes off to make her own electronica and the classical/techno fusion she does with octavia when they settle down in ponyville, she's basically the Aphex Twin of the pony music scene
- or rather, my bad
- she becomes the Aphex Twin, but starts off as the Steve Albini
- but Lyra currently has a more punk setup with her band, including one longstanding member and friend she's had (who will be important in the second story), Goner Gale
- Gale gets entangled with thunderlane almost immediately
- because she is basically a mare thunderlane in the Lyra stories
- anyway, Gale and Thunderlane become entangled, and she prompts Thunderlane (along with Lyra, who has been to ponyville often enough to know him) to record a bit with them and Vinyl
- which further strays him from the path of the ponyville wonderbolts hopefuls
- the story ends out with him giving the proverbial finger to ponyville, essentially only seeing it as a place he's going to return on tour either as a model or as a guest with Lyra's band
- but not before Blossomforth comes forward about her feelings to thunderlane
- and this would be the final chapter of the first story
- R5hToday at 4:13 PM
- To him, even?
- Regidar but with a monocleToday at 4:13 PM
- but i'm not entirely sure how to have thunderlane respond
- yes
- either have him go "it's possible but right now it's too much" because his tiny inkling of a good reason for treating her like this is that she's an old foalhood friend and basically like
- the deepest friendship he has
- and even he has a line he wont cross
- actually
- considering what's going to happen with the second story
- i know how to end the first one
- he silently considers that line he has been hesitating to cross
- and thinks about everything that's happened
- and wonders to himself
- "why leave any barriers in my way?"
- and the story ends with him taking blossomforth back to his room
- R5hToday at 4:15 PM
- So, like, he fucks her just because he knows it's wrong?
- Regidar but with a monocleToday at 4:16 PM
- yeah
- R5hToday at 4:16 PM
- I think that makes sense
- Regidar but with a monocleToday at 4:16 PM
- he's got a power thing going on
- R5hToday at 4:16 PM
- and then dumps her in the morning
- I assume
- Regidar but with a monocleToday at 4:16 PM
- well
- tries
- but that takes us to the next story
- this concludes the synopsis for YourFavoriteWeapon, however
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