Adventures of Mud Farmer the Depressed

You are Mud Farmer, a peasant living in the kingdom of Larion. You have a pitchfork
 and a nothing else. You wake up and begin working in the fields. You see that
 your life is not very good, but you continue to work because you don't know
 any better.
One day, you hear the sound of hooves coming from far away
> censor off

"What the ****?" You say out loud. "Is it morning already? I gotta get up".
The next day, you still hear the noise, but this time you can tell who is making
 it. It's a horse! A real one
> eat the horse

You take a bite out of the horse and feel its meaty flesh. The taste is delicious,
 but you feel sick afterwards. You vomit all over yourself and fall on the ground.
 You think about how you want to die, but then you remember that you're too old
 for death..
> become immortal because you're too old to die

You start to laugh maniacally as you see your reflection in the window of the
 tavern. You look like a madman, but you're not. You're just being yourself.
 Your eyes shine with madness, but they're also filled with love
> enter the tavern

You walk into the tavern and find that it's empty. There's no-one there. You
 stand there for a moment, pondering what happened. Then you realize that you're
 not hungry anymore, so you decide to go back home. You run through the streets
 and head towards your house
> look for people

You walk around your neighborhood looking for any signs of life. Nothing seems
 to be wrong. You walk along the street and suddenly you notice something strange.
 A man stands outside his front door, holding a gun to his head
> say "How did you get a gun in this fantasy story?"

"I don't know, but I'm going to kill you now". He says, pointing the gun at you.
> goad the man into killing himself instead

He looks at you and smiles. "Well, if you insist... How 'bout it?" he asks.
> watch the man kill himself

You watch as the man shoots himself in the chest. His body falls down the stairs,
 and you sigh in relief. You sit down by the side of the road and reflect on
 what just occurred
> steal the gun

You walk out of the tavern and find that the gun has been stolen from you. You
 run after the thief and catch him red handed. He runs away screaming and begs
 you not to report him. You refuse and continue chasing him until you finally
 catch him
> shoot the gun thief

You fire a shot at the thief and hit him. He screams in pain and falls to the
 ground. You turn to leave, but stop when you notice the gun lying nearby. You
 pick it up and examine it. Its loaded. You've killed someone with a gun
> go to my lord

You rush to your lord and ask for help. He doesn't answer though, he just tells
 you to go back to your farm. You do so and spend the rest of the day and night
 thinking about how you wish you could die. You feel very depressed
> kill the lord and become the new lord

You go back to your farm and spend the rest of the day and night thinking about
 how you wish you could die. You feel very depressed again. You try to kill yourself
 several times, but fail each time. Finally, you give up
> kill the lord
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> walk up to the lord

You walk up to the lord and shoot him in the face. He falls backwards onto the
 floor and dies instantly. You smile and put the gun away
> steal the throne

You return to your farm and spend the rest of the day and night thinking about
 how you wish you could die. You feel very depressed again. You try to kill yourself
 several times, but fail each time. Finally, you give up
> marry the lord's daughter

You walk up to the lord's daughter and shoot her in the neck. She collapses forward
 and dies instantly. You smile and put the gun away
> check how many bullets I have

You look at the gun and see that you only have four bullets left. You sigh and
 think about how you wish you could die. You feel very depressed again. You try
 to kill yourself several times, but fail each time. Finally, you give up
> realize that I don't want to die

You look at the gun and realize that you don't want to die. You smile and put
 the gun away. You continue walking to the castle. As soon as you arrive, you
 immediately begin to cry. You hug the nearest person you see and cry for a while
 before deciding to leave
> marry the lord's other daughter

You walk up to the lord's other daughter and shoot her in the throat. She falls
 backwards and dies instantly. You smile and put the gun away. You continue walking
 to the castle. As soon as you arrive, you immediately begin to cry
> stop being sad

You stop crying and smile. You look at the gun and realize that you only have
 three bullets left. You sigh and think about how you wish you could die. You
 feel very depressed again. You try to kill yourself several times, but fail
 each time
> marry the lord's other other daughter

You walk up to the lord's other daughter and shoot her in the neck. She falls
 backwards and dies instantly. You smile and put the gun away. You continue walking
 to the castle. As soon as you arrive, you arrive, you immediately begin to cry
> find the king

You walk up to the king and kneel and kiss him
> trade the gun for the princess's hand in marriage

You walk up to the king and kiss him you both agree to marry the princess
> have a beautiful wedding

You have a beautiful wedding. The two of you enjoy every minute of it together.
 You have children and live happily ever after
 CONGRATS YOU WIN