In the end Volmarias takes 25 blows before Holistic lines up a big strong one to launch him into the air. Before he even lands, Holistic turns his attention back to SWATJester, still writhing in agony.

Five rapidfire blows and SWATJester's lower body collapses into a lump of gore and he gets smashed down the hallway- amazingly Volmarias' body is still lazily tumbling through the air. It must be a high arc, as it's traveling much slower than SWATJester's...

Did you see that? He totally just beaned that cow with SWATJester's body- like pow smashed it good. And all before Volmarias' body hit the ground.

I swear, no one better make fun of Holistic for fighting with a bag, because even if you're the strongest dwarf in the fortress he can use it to kill you and bean a cow with a fresh corpse before you hit the ground. Damn.