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Harvey and Amelia chat about UNOnline

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  1. [12:31] * objectiveDispute starts pestering silentSnowball
  2. [12:31] <objectiveDispute> Hi, how's everything?
  3. [12:31] <SilentSnowball> - everything is acceptable
  4. [12:32] <objectiveDispute> I see
  5. [12:32] <objectiveDispute> Well, what have you been up to?
  6. [12:33] <objectiveDispute> I don't really remember speaking to you lately.
  7. [12:33] <SilentSnowball> - i plead the fifth on that one
  8. [12:33] <SilentSnowball> - did catch another deer though
  9. [12:33] <objectiveDispute> Well, that's good
  10. [12:34] <SilentSnowball> - yes, it was delicious
  11. [12:34] <objectiveDispute> I'm glad
  12. [12:34] <objectiveDispute> I'm hoping you don't need any more of my advice, but do you need anything?
  13. [12:36] <SilentSnowball> - what are the fines for illegal non-commercial logging
  14. [12:36] <SilentSnowball> in north america
  15. [12:37] <objectiveDispute> I'm not quite sure, considering how little i encounter that issue.
  16. [12:37] <objectiveDispute> But, I can get back to you on that.
  17. [12:37] <SilentSnowball> so as not to give away more information, i need an answer for the entirety of the northern hemisphere
  18. [12:38] <SilentSnowball> - other than that, not much is needed
  19. [12:38] <SilentSnowball> - so what is the subject of this conversation
  20. [12:38] <objectiveDispute> I was just checking to see if you we're doing alright.
  21. [12:39] <objectiveDispute> I play this game called UNOnline.
  22. [12:39] <SilentSnowball> - what do you mean
  23. [12:39] <objectiveDispute> Are you familiar with it?
  24. [12:39] <SilentSnowball> - i have warned you repeatedly about unonline
  25. [12:40] <SilentSnowball> - it is a scam perpetrated by hm to accrue personal details
  26. [12:40] <objectiveDispute> Oh?
  27. [12:40] <SilentSnowball> - and sell them for financial gain
  28. [12:40] <objectiveDispute> I don't share any of my personal details.
  29. [12:40] <SilentSnowball> - metadata is all they need
  30. [12:41] <SilentSnowball> - for instance, do you use the syntax you are using now to talk on unonline
  31. [12:41] <objectiveDispute> Harvey, it's just for fun.
  32. [12:41] <objectiveDispute> Not usually
  33. [12:41] <objectiveDispute> I'm a bit lazier with grammar and things on a game
  34. [12:41] <SilentSnowball> if so, they can use everything you have said to identify your precise geographical location to within a hundred miles
  35. [12:42] <objectiveDispute> I do remember you saying that.
  36. [12:42] <SilentSnowball> - or at least your area of origin
  37. [12:42] <objectiveDispute> I've been careful, you don't need to worry.
  38. [12:42] <SilentSnowball> - no one can keep up the facade forever
  39. [12:42] <objectiveDispute> I suppose.
  40. [12:42] <SilentSnowball> - for instance, did you notice that only half of my messages had a hyphen
  41. [12:43] <SilentSnowball> - i cannout even remember my own quirk for longer than five minutes
  42. [12:43] <objectiveDispute> I noticed.
  43. [12:43] <SilentSnowball> - one slipup is all hm needs
  44. [12:43] <objectiveDispute> Everything is okay, it's just for fun.
  45. [12:44] <SilentSnowball> - okay, for the sake of our mutual convenience, i will presume that statement is true
  46. [12:44] <objectiveDispute> I was going to invite you to join the guild I'm in.
  47. [12:44] <SilentSnowball> - join the guild?
  48. [12:44] <objectiveDispute> I thought you could have fun with it.
  49. [12:44] <objectiveDispute> Yes.
  50. [12:44] <SilentSnowball> - what are you suggesting here
  51. [12:44] <objectiveDispute> We have an open spot, and I thought i would ask you.
  52. [12:44] <objectiveDispute> I'm not suggesting anything bad.
  53. [12:45] <SilentSnowball> - what are you suggesting then
  54. [12:45] <objectiveDispute> Just for you to come play, with me and my friends/
  55. [12:45] <SilentSnowball> - you bring up my hypothetical legal troubles and now an unonline invitation in the same chat
  56. [12:45] <objectiveDispute> They're all nice, and wanted me to find someone to join.
  57. [12:45] <objectiveDispute> Well, if you put it that way, it sounds weird.
  58. [12:45] <SilentSnowball> - and you have offered up me
  59. [12:45] <objectiveDispute> But, I mean I suppose.
  60. [12:46] <objectiveDispute> I never told them who I was asking, just that I'd try to find someone.
  61. [12:46] <SilentSnowball> - no need to sugarcoat it, you do what you must
  62. [12:46] <objectiveDispute> I wanted to run it by you first, and ask.
  63. [12:46] <objectiveDispute> For your own comfort.
  64. [12:47] <SilentSnowball> - for the services you have provided, a membership to your unonline guild is an acceptable price
  65. [12:48] <objectiveDispute> Oh, well I'm glad you are okay with the idea.
  66. [12:48] <SilentSnowball> - while i find hm disagreeable, i will aquiesce your request for the purpose of maintaining this relation ship
  67. [12:48] <objectiveDispute> I'll tell my guild mates and get you started, whenever you're comfortable.
  68. [12:48] <SilentSnowball> - yes, i am "glad"
  69. [12:48] <objectiveDispute> Well, I appreciate your faith in me.
  70. [12:49] <SilentSnowball> - i never use quotation marks, but that is exactly how "glad" i am
  71. [12:49] <SilentSnowball> - faith is not needed when one has leverage
  72. [12:49] <objectiveDispute> Well, good.
  73. [12:50] <SilentSnowball> - one stipulation
  74. [12:50] <objectiveDispute> Oh?
  75. [12:50] <SilentSnowball> - i will be regularly altering my profile
  76. [12:50] <SilentSnowball> - first of the month every month
  77. [12:50] <SilentSnowball> - so twice as often as i do for this chat client
  78. [12:51] <objectiveDispute> If you insist.
  79. [12:51] <SilentSnowball> - i will relay the information to you via mail to your office
  80. [12:52] <SilentSnowball> - username will be encoded in a microdot on the underside of a stamp
  81. [12:52] <objectiveDispute> Great, thank you.
  82. [12:52] <objectiveDispute> As long as I know the information, I can get you set up in the guild.
  83. [12:53] <SilentSnowball> - first letter will be from wyoming and the stamp will be a liberty bell
  84. [12:53] <SilentSnowball> - future instructions will appear via this forum
  85. [12:54] <objectiveDispute> Got it.
  86. [12:54] <SilentSnowball> - so the first username will be SeriousSalamander
  87. [12:55] <SilentSnowball> - for convenience
  88. [12:55] <SilentSnowball> - my original username
  89. [12:55] <SilentSnowball> - on this forum
  90. [12:56] <objectiveDispute> okay, I will tell that to my guildmates
  91. [12:56] <SilentSnowball> - i realize that this will make it easier for hm to track me down, but i have contingencies upon contingencies
  92. [12:56] <SilentSnowball> - this is strictly to avoid man-in-the-middle attacks
  93. [12:56] <SilentSnowball> - hm already has all of our metadata
  94. [12:57] <objectiveDispute> I'll make sure that everything goes smoothly.
  95. [12:57] <SilentSnowball> - i will take your assurances into consideration
  96. [12:57] <objectiveDispute> Good.
  97. [12:58] <SilentSnowball> - anything else you would like to discuss
  98. [12:59] <objectiveDispute> Not at the moment.
  99. [12:59] <objectiveDispute> What about you?
  100. [13:01] <SilentSnowball> - no, so we shall conclude at this juncture
  101. [13:01] <objectiveDispute> That we will.
  102. [13:02] * objectiveDispute ceases pestering silentSnowball
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