[12:31] * objectiveDispute starts pestering silentSnowball [12:31] Hi, how's everything? [12:31] - everything is acceptable [12:32] I see [12:32] Well, what have you been up to? [12:33] I don't really remember speaking to you lately. [12:33] - i plead the fifth on that one [12:33] - did catch another deer though [12:33] Well, that's good [12:34] - yes, it was delicious [12:34] I'm glad [12:34] I'm hoping you don't need any more of my advice, but do you need anything? [12:36] - what are the fines for illegal non-commercial logging [12:36] in north america [12:37] I'm not quite sure, considering how little i encounter that issue. [12:37] But, I can get back to you on that. [12:37] so as not to give away more information, i need an answer for the entirety of the northern hemisphere [12:38] - other than that, not much is needed [12:38] - so what is the subject of this conversation [12:38] I was just checking to see if you we're doing alright. [12:39] I play this game called UNOnline. [12:39] - what do you mean [12:39] Are you familiar with it? [12:39] - i have warned you repeatedly about unonline [12:40] - it is a scam perpetrated by hm to accrue personal details [12:40] Oh? [12:40] - and sell them for financial gain [12:40] I don't share any of my personal details. [12:40] - metadata is all they need [12:41] - for instance, do you use the syntax you are using now to talk on unonline [12:41] Harvey, it's just for fun. [12:41] Not usually [12:41] I'm a bit lazier with grammar and things on a game [12:41] if so, they can use everything you have said to identify your precise geographical location to within a hundred miles [12:42] I do remember you saying that. [12:42] - or at least your area of origin [12:42] I've been careful, you don't need to worry. [12:42] - no one can keep up the facade forever [12:42] I suppose. [12:42] - for instance, did you notice that only half of my messages had a hyphen [12:43] - i cannout even remember my own quirk for longer than five minutes [12:43] I noticed. [12:43] - one slipup is all hm needs [12:43] Everything is okay, it's just for fun. [12:44] - okay, for the sake of our mutual convenience, i will presume that statement is true [12:44] I was going to invite you to join the guild I'm in. [12:44] - join the guild? [12:44] I thought you could have fun with it. [12:44] Yes. [12:44] - what are you suggesting here [12:44] We have an open spot, and I thought i would ask you. [12:44] I'm not suggesting anything bad. [12:45] - what are you suggesting then [12:45] Just for you to come play, with me and my friends/ [12:45] - you bring up my hypothetical legal troubles and now an unonline invitation in the same chat [12:45] They're all nice, and wanted me to find someone to join. [12:45] Well, if you put it that way, it sounds weird. [12:45] - and you have offered up me [12:45] But, I mean I suppose. [12:46] I never told them who I was asking, just that I'd try to find someone. [12:46] - no need to sugarcoat it, you do what you must [12:46] I wanted to run it by you first, and ask. [12:46] For your own comfort. [12:47] - for the services you have provided, a membership to your unonline guild is an acceptable price [12:48] Oh, well I'm glad you are okay with the idea. [12:48] - while i find hm disagreeable, i will aquiesce your request for the purpose of maintaining this relation ship [12:48] I'll tell my guild mates and get you started, whenever you're comfortable. [12:48] - yes, i am "glad" [12:48] Well, I appreciate your faith in me. [12:49] - i never use quotation marks, but that is exactly how "glad" i am [12:49] - faith is not needed when one has leverage [12:49] Well, good. [12:50] - one stipulation [12:50] Oh? [12:50] - i will be regularly altering my profile [12:50] - first of the month every month [12:50] - so twice as often as i do for this chat client [12:51] If you insist. [12:51] - i will relay the information to you via mail to your office [12:52] - username will be encoded in a microdot on the underside of a stamp [12:52] Great, thank you. [12:52] As long as I know the information, I can get you set up in the guild. [12:53] - first letter will be from wyoming and the stamp will be a liberty bell [12:53] - future instructions will appear via this forum [12:54] Got it. [12:54] - so the first username will be SeriousSalamander [12:55] - for convenience [12:55] - my original username [12:55] - on this forum [12:56] okay, I will tell that to my guildmates [12:56] - i realize that this will make it easier for hm to track me down, but i have contingencies upon contingencies [12:56] - this is strictly to avoid man-in-the-middle attacks [12:56] - hm already has all of our metadata [12:57] I'll make sure that everything goes smoothly. [12:57] - i will take your assurances into consideration [12:57] Good. [12:58] - anything else you would like to discuss [12:59] Not at the moment. [12:59] What about you? [13:01] - no, so we shall conclude at this juncture [13:01] That we will. [13:02] * objectiveDispute ceases pestering silentSnowball