Blazin's Lobby Notes

Ass Ketchum1: OHHH!!!
Ass Ketchum1: I can retell you that story, if you'd like
Ass Ketchum1: about the dinosaurs
gumballviking: Please do
Ass Ketchum1: okay okay
Inarasu: omg no

gumballviking: A story of vengeance
Ass Ketchum1: So listen family
Ass Ketchum1: Many moons ago...
Inarasu: Here we go

Ass Ketchum1: My family was minding there own business doing caveman sh!t, hunting and gathering
Ass Ketchum1: many aeons ago
Ass Ketchum1: when a group of vicious velociraptors came at night and ravaged our caves, ate our women and children
cat4cyclone: Welp

Ass Ketchum1: they came back to the corpses of dead babies and women in their caves
gumballviking: This is my favorite part.
8th's Time Wizard: oooo

Ass Ketchum1: they vowed vengeance in their caveman speak
Ass Ketchum1: and millions of years later...
Ass Ketchum1: here we are
8th's Time Wizard: *nods*
@Flare ✇: meep

Ass Ketchum1: now we eat their women and their babies
Inarasu: yikes
gumballviking: In the form of CHICKEN!
JulianRock: Masterpiece

Ass Ketchum1: Take THAT velociraptors
Ass Ketchum1: We eat your unborn babies and women now, velociraptors
Ass Ketchum1: in the form of chicken and eggs
mdaissafe: im a fuckin triceratops bud

gumballviking: That made laugh so hard reading it the first time
Ass Ketchum1: im going to lather you, modern day velociraptor, in your unborn babies
Ass Ketchum1: then im going to deep fry you in scalding oil
shnazzy: the fuk

Ass Ketchum1: and make a gravy with your blood, modern day dinosaur aka velociraptor chicken
JulianRock: Tasty
mdaissafe: well it wouldnt work if it were cold oil..
Ass Ketchum1: Pok Pok chicken, i mean modern day velociraptor
Ass Ketchum1: pok pok...

mdaissafe: so it is a chicken or a velocipraptor?
Ass Ketchum1: dip you battered in your unborn babies in a gravy made with your blood, you modern day dinosaur aka chicken
Ass Ketchum1: Pok Pok
Ass Ketchum1: This is vengeance for my ancestors! (I keep trying to get Ass to tell it again)


wastedgenius: remember when flareonblitz was hairyarmpitz
mdaissafe: naw
mdaissafe: remind me

Monkey Game 7: I would like to publicly apologize to Papa Murphy's Pizza. Years ago I read a rumor that Papa Murphy killed the last white
Rhino and for years I talked shit about them and refused to eat their food. Recently I learned that it was all a rumor and it wasn't true at all.
Monkey Game 7: Papa Murphy never killed a white rhino and in fact papa murphy might not actually be a real person.
So I would like to taste this moment to say I'm very sorry to the papa Murphy pizza restaurant

@fart@: ngl I thought it said pals and I legit thought he said something like he was calling us his friends
@Flare ✇: oh boy fart lol
Inarasu: We all are frens

gumballviking: GumballViking's laws of the internet: 1. For every one thing you like, threr will be five people that will hate it
@fart@: I hate these laws.
Inarasu: I prefer anarchy
gumballviking: 2. Like in publuc, it's not safe at night. Problem is, it's always night somewhere
@fart@: 3. banjo kazooie is the best game
Inarasu: 4. No
gumballviking: 3. Any and all jokes are offensive until proven otherwise. Afterwards, it will still be offensive
@fart@: I'm offended.
gumballviking: 4. People will always try to ruin the wholesomeness of others
gumballviking: 5. Justice is a pipe dream
RudeRed: Justice is usually unfair
RudeRed: there will never be peace. Only pain. *tips*
togkey: good lord you guys are edgy as fuck
togkey: please stop
togkey: it's painful
RudeRed: Feel the pain. It's what we need
togkey: can you read your fortune cookies somewhere else
gumballviking: 6. Anything tragic in your life is hilarious, while something inconvenient to someone famous is devastating
gumballviking: 7. Always expect trolls
gumballviking: 8. Children are powerless unless their mom is watching
gumballviking: 9. If one person says a trend or meme is dead, it's automatically dead
gumballviking: And 10. Everything sucks because it's either terrible or overrated

wastedgenius: *uses his computer to promote myself*

wastedgenius: !weak flare (!weak is a chat command used to show a pokemon's weaknesses. Doesn't work on users)
wastedgenius: Weaknesses: tickles
@Flare ✇: how silly of u
@Flare ✇: my weaknesses are foxes and plushies
Marukomuru: *distracts Flare with a life-size Delphox plush*
@Flare ✇: OwO
BlazinDelphox: OwO
@Flare ✇: >Delphox and not zoroark
@Flare ✇: almost there
@Flare ✇: but not enough

wastedgenius: alphas chose sword
wastedgenius: therefore i will be playing shield :C
wastedgenius: haha jk im alpha af *biceps* (I don't see any)

wastedgenius: i'm pretty sure if i think hard enough i can induce death

gozogo123(umbreon): welcome to japanese culture where anything can be turned into a cute girl

4Dninja2.0: we're just relaxing and talking casually about life and death. and eating

Crocksy: holy shit, this chat is a clusterfuck of bullshit and random nonsense
Wet Kisser: crocksy get used to it :D

purplelivesmatter: I'm about to karate chop one of you dinguses in the thorax

Alter Ego Lano: Lol dictatorship in here huh
@ArchasTL: Yup.
boyn: that is totally true
Another Red Clone: Yeah, damn mods doing their damn fucking jobs. Fucking dictators.
@ArchasTL: No one said Showdown is a democracy, Alter Ego Lano.
Another Red Clone: Those people should be allowed to break chat rules and be annoying as fuck.
mastertanker: rules exist for a reason and they broke them
@biggie: free my dude skylimit9
Merreca: Archas do you like using your false power in Showdown because you got no power in real life?

@ArchasTL: I am very scary! >:(
Another Red Clone: Archas pls don't scare me <:(

GOD tier fighter: Beer is not everything
GOD tier fighter: There's cocaine too

GOD tier fighter: Are you people hackers
Pokemon3241: no

Another Red Clone: I think this man has an unhealthy obsession with XY
Another Red Clone: Someone please get him mental help

nastue28: why is everyone using shedinja with sturdy its annoying
GOD tier fighter: It's unbeatable

Shrekt'D: i swear adrenaline is the most OP thing the human body has
TrailBlazer12: that is defintly yup
Shrekt'D: watching someone who was in a plane crash on yt
boyn: that is fun
Shrekt'D: and his walking because of it, on broken legs lol

l~~egendgamerx~~: Lusamine-Serperior like Ash-Greninja
l~~egendgamerx~~: That'd be lit
l~~egendgamerx~~: just mix all the fucking Pokemon
+CJer✿: lol
l~~egendgamerx~~: sounds like a fun long term project

jguityjr: thank you so much you're a godsend
jguityjr: I... I love you
l~~egendgamerx~~: lmao
TheDankMan69: When is the marriage
Another Red Clone: Today
Another Red Clone: it's gonna be lit
TheDankMan69: oh
TheDankMan69: Am I invited

BlazinDelphox: Congratz
l~~egendgamerx~~: that'd be lit
Another Red Clone: Everyone is invited
TheDankMan69: Yeet
jguityjr: open bar at the wedding
Another Red Clone: Except a few people
l~~egendgamerx~~: If you aren't invited we probably hate you
Pokemon3241: like me
l~~egendgamerx~~: nah youre invited
Another Red Clone: Wait no, don't invite him
l~~egendgamerx~~: Legendgamerx is a total dick
Another Red Clone: He was the guy who kept blasting Deltarune music at fart's wedding

*Spinda/Sableye Pokefusion*
jguityjr: THANK YOU I LOVE YOU
heftyshlongdinger: ew
Spicy Dream: BEAUTIFUL
l~~egendgamerx~~: Spineleye
Spicy Dream: I LOVE IT
#LifeisDANK: yeet
j.s606: this is the anything lobby
Pokemon3241: WTF IS THAT THING!

l~~egendgamerx~~: agreed
TheDankMan69: wOaH wHat Is ThAt
jguityjr: My heart goes out to you
Another Red Clone: Growlithe with tophat on, NOW
heftyshlongdinger: kill it
jguityjr: please don't kill it

@Tenshi♡: growlithe in a tophat is smth I need
jguityjr: Hey LifeisDANK do you have like, an art account anywhere?
Another Red Clone: do it for tenshi
#LifeisDANK: i do
jguityjr: link. that. shit
#LifeisDANK: i have a smogon one atleast
#LifeisDANK: ill link that
#LifeisDANK: my actual art is a secret

j.s606: Wheres everybody from? Im from canada
londonboy332: Georgia but doing a foreign exchange in London rn :)
Lighttt: im from this universe
j.s606: Lighttt same ;)
londonboy332: woah
j.s606: sometimes.
TheDankMan69: I'm from another reality
londonboy332: can I google maps that?
heftyshlongdinger: im from a different plain of existance
TheOnlyEpicMan931: TheDankMan69 same
heftyshlongdinger: i come in liquid form

heftyshlongdinger: nobody even wants a grilled cheese until your old enough to drive

hoho1337: hi girl (IN PM)

heftyshlongdinger: im out for the night bois, need to go feed my car and drive my cat

londonboy332: Just being real - i really dont care about the whole pew-whatever-the-hell-his-lame-ass-channel-is vs t-series battle.
like so f wut u create a disstrack, like cool story bro

Lighttt: we are all drug dealers cus we make carbon dioxide and distribute it to trees

BlazinDelphox: Still waiting on that wedding
jguityjr: aw fuck, sorry man
BlazinDelphox: Dress, tux or t-shirt?
jguityjr: can we shoot for all three?
BlazinDelphox: Yes
jguityjr: outstanding
BlazinDelphox: Who was they other guy?
jguityjr: LifeisDANK AKA Tiffany

las Nicole: Turned into a cat what do you do?
las Nicole: I form a warrior cats styled clan

Pokemon3241: fortnight lover! kill him\ (here's a gun)

Another Red Clone: did he just unironically dab in 2019

Eternal Lugia: help, mexicans are invading «monotype»

Shadoshi: I've won the competitive-breathing league since I was an infant

Pokemon3241: *Kid A are u actully ever going to participate in chat?
Another Red Clone: He's a fucking bot.
Inarasu: Lmao
Pokemon3241: no cussing on my christian minecraft server

X-Pertti: don't drink a full bottle of wine alone in an hour kids

gumballviking: Does this group nap involve Kool Aid?

@rYGLY: did you say
@rYGLY: Drain Punch Reuiniclus
n0_namae1: lmao yes, max att with ppunch
@rYGLY: it has 65 Attack
@rYGLY: what drugs were you taking
SuperSean777: drain punch reuniclus is new meta wdym
hyruleEnigma◇: rYGLY I ran lucky punch chansey with serene grace secret power
n0_namae1: d punch was for some recovery
DownwardsSpir@l: He read the Pokedex about it crushing boulders and thought it had a good Att stat
hyruleEnigma◇: Poe's Law, I can't tell whether you legitimately believe that this set is optimal
SuperSean777: focus punch reuniclus
SuperSean777: new meta

SuperSean777: v a c u u m w a v e l u c a r i o
@fart: please don't type like that

hyruleEnigma◇: I'd ask fart to defend me in court but he'd probably prosecute me

Alter Ego Lano: TagIcc whats my password
TagIcc: like i would know

@rYGLY: AzShadowKing thinking PS would be in Alpha soon and not knowing Pot of Greed has been banned for over a decade
@rYGLY: This is not a good "last 10 minutes" for you, is it

SuperSean777: oh damn special infernape
+BetaDog ♡: oh damn physical alakazam
Alter Ego Lano: Oh damn defense wall sceptile
SuperSean777: oh damn specs shuckle
CrayolaSheep: Oh damn, offensive Wynaut
SuperSean777: oh damn, assault vest pyukimuku

SuperSean777: choice band belcum
SuperSean777: belcum
SuperSean777: a;lksdfja;ojgpoiwebhpowr (Can we return this idiot? It broke)

milkshook: tenshi wheres your heart D:
@Tenshi: in my chest milkshook
milkshook: here you go ♡
milkshook: i removed it for you
@Tenshi: oh
@Tenshi: guess I'm dead now

Wet Kisser: hey dad, its me. just calling to let you know that the cats have stolen all the food i had and the dog got me evicted.
Wet Kisser: im on 200 dollars savings and the turtle has been staring at my pockets quite suspiciously
Wet Kisser: please help me (What's with that turtle?)

TrueTrashPlayer: Garmmar yes
fisherman javi: Stupid^^
gumballviking: Any trolls today?
RudeRed: Yeah. u

Everyone shut up: im stupid
gumballviking: Yes
denounced: we know

gumballviking: One time there was this guy that said all Pewdiepie supporters were Nazi's (worse, PewDiePie supporters)

gumballviking: I used to think FTW meant Fuck the World

Everyone shut up: fart why is your name fart?
@fart: Everyone shut up why is your name Everyone shut up
yobro1475: maybe cuz he likes to fart
@fart: no
Everyone shut up: fart because i want everyone to shup up

Another Red Clone: what kind of poll is this
Another Red Clone: who was the doodoodunderhead who made this
@fart: rygly (Snitch. i wanted to do that.)

gumballviking: Then one time I said that Sonic Heroes was of my favorite games, when some guy called me a gay furry.
I tried too hard to make witty comebacks and we both got muted for an hour. The guy's name was TF2alt, if I remember

Quiza: Shadoshi i guess you could say when it comes to chem puns, you're in your element

Shadoshi: what did thanos say when he saw oxygen, hydrogen, sulfur, sodium, and phosphorous? OH SNaP

Shadoshi: what should we do with the dead chemist? Barium

gumballviking: I used to love angles then one day it was a complete 180

+CJer✿: we'll see if your code can save you from a CJer Seizure™

Halucha888: fart omg your cheating on your waifus

azulalightning: why does life suck so much ass

%pinkdragontamer: yall eat your omeletes alcohol free?
%pinkdragontamer: wack

Halucha888: Fart give me mod or else riot

+CJer✿: you're a piece of fukin cheese

Delagor Finley: Thy mother was a Buizel and your father smelled of Vileplumes!

KineticRaptor: yeeeeeeeeeeeeeet

Bionicles海: no not owo
Bionicles海: even worse
UnovaChampionTyler: uWu
Elena Bonita: uwu
Bionicles海: stop with the owo/uwu
Big Strap: Bionicles海 ◕w◕
Bionicles海: iplease stop
Big Strap: Okay one more bionicles then I'm done
Big Strap: ✧･ﾟ: *✧･ﾟ:*(OwO )*:･ﾟ✧*:･ﾟ✧ (Go big or go home i suppose)

Charlie Kelly: whats worse being a mod on here or a mod on reddit?

JulianimeIsAmazing: i wish i was funny, im just sad, sarcastic, bitter,
 and can't help saying stupid things that i think are clever as soon as i come up with them (I'm that way too, but I don't say stupid stuff.)

milanosawa: today i got reported for cheating on showdown because i hit lots of stone edges lmao

Marukomuru: Game Theory™: Regigigas is just an Eeveelution gone horribly wrong

r2salz: I eat dookie, it's tasty :) (Cookie?)
VeloTheFurryOwU~+: r2salz dude are you 5?
r2salz: Are you 5? VeloTheFurryOwU~+
VeloTheFurryOwU~+: lmao
r2salz was muted by ArchasTL for 1 hour. (Highly inap)
VeloTheFurryOwU~+: they wrote "i eat dookie it's tasty" and called me 5. k then.

BreakerX: what type of pokemon is a "girlfriend"
peelu: BreakerX a bitch

there is no user: yee

%pinkdragontamer: Clouds :] (Clouds is a user here, corelation is possible)

vengeance2#: i'll make a peanut butter out of ditto

IN0ScopedJFK: I love my Japanese class, we are learning about Raikus
IN0ScopedJFK: Well! We know who the serperior trainer is

really effing wet: mud slap ur ass
RudeRed: whoa
Ho-oh's Savior: Deerling please stop
IN0ScopedJFK: Well you know what they say, let flygons be flygons

IN0ScopedJFK: Wow, I feel constipated- I need some Snor-laxatives
IN0ScopedJFK: Uxie, Im a pretty mellow fellow
really effing wet: sandslash ur face
IN0ScopedJFK: That was pretty Brav-iary of you to say
IN0ScopedJFK: I hope you reach your Dhelmise

Amgp: It's hard to Mantine a business
Amgp: look at the Virizon! It's beautiful
IN0ScopedJFK: You guys are really sus-sceptile to cancer
moxhav: virizion mobile

Amgp: Ima stop or i might exploud
CadeRaid15: What do you call a pokemon who likes to eat baked beans? Golbeen
really effing wet: stop koffing
RudeRed: I gotta go. I hear a "ratatata" on my door.
Amgp: My chair is so Comfey

Ho-oh's Savior: Im visiting Paras next week
EngieBenji: Accidentally walked into the women's section in the clothes shop the other day
EngieBenji: Didn't notice until I saw Abra
IN0ScopedJFK: You guys are real chatot-boxes

really effing wet: stop seaking attention
CadeRaid15: Sorry guys, I can’t drink milk. I’m Zapdos intolerant
GumballViking: I gotta Dustox my book of puns

Halucha888: the slowking wasn’t so bright
Halucha888: So he required a lanturn
really effing wet: what the muk
Amgp: U sawk at making puns

Ho-oh's Savior: I got to leave ariados
Amgp: ima throh you off my window
Halucha888: as a plusle side
Amgp: Audino, do what you like
IN0ScopedJFK: That was some Scrafty word play  (Too many bad puns)

GumballViking: Life hack: Put a firecracker in your mouth so you can spit fire and sell Rap music
RudeRed: I like to shit post, but im more subtle than this

RudeRed: dont cuss at me. You'll find those teeth adjusted

Bigmama232: Life hack: If you want your teeth to be pearly white befor a date just spray paint your mouth white

Halucha888: You missed the pun chat
Halucha888: What a shame, it was a shitstorm
GumballViking: Summer Rose, you just missed the Pokepun apocalypse

Ourioa: is toxapex a starfish or am i trippin (You're trippin)

#LifeisDANK: i would drink to that
#LifeisDANK: if i had alcohol
Another Red Clone: I have some alcohol
Holleringo: fuck I'll drink to that and I'm underage

GumballViking: Local Florida man stops street fight by running everyone over (Good ol' Florida)

CritterStomp: are we test subjects for free marketing? (You'd wreck the grade curve)

SkyKingRayquaza: you look like meat sauce
SkyKingRayquaza: Fyi
Elena Bonita: fuck off teddy

Papa Pengu: Cartoon Network shows are for people who think omastar is s tier in ubers

SmallRickBigHeart: Good night noobs (No u)

decent guy: lasers are underwhelming asf
decent guy: when I was a kid
decent guy: I was expecting guns, and blades
decent guy: and all I got was a fucking dvd players and some people who don't need glasses
decent guy: what good are those things for killing people
decent guy: just culture and fucking health, what a letdown (Yes, why would we want to improve fucking health of all things?)

☆NjBlou: i enjoy stalllll
☆NjBlou: stall is baeeeeeee (What does "baeeeeeee" mean?)

+SacredLatias: Alright, pm me your favorite pokemon and why! (This is a lobby of 600+ people)
+Rekeri: ur insane

+Rekeri: if i dont get first [on the poll], im telling zarel to reset the server again

GeoffBruedly: I just want to take this moment to let the chat know that rekeri's waifu isnt real

dragon mbaby: i blame the spanish Inquisition for this crash tbh those guys always liked digimon more

Zozan Zano: fart can we make a religion out of kitkat

MrBeast6000000: MS Paint is GOD

GumballViking: Ditto has a gun, get the fuck down! (How? Why? What the hell?)

LoserLel: remember when we were all inside a medicine cabinet then were brutally suffocated to death by a sock? (I want details)

RudeRed: Give me give me chicken tendies, be they crispy or from wendys. I save up all my goodboy points to spend at local burger joints.
Chicken tenders near and far, No need to go to the bar.

Poll: How much ice do you put in your drinks? 28%: none
BlazinDelphox: according to the poll, only 28% of the lobby is sane
Amarvelous: this isn’t news

Hero of War✔: it's a fucking pokemon lobby, we don't gie a shit about quantum mechanics

Skenghis Khan: sup nerd
Skenghis Khan: Give me your lunch money
AvatarHunter145: Sure
AvatarHunter145: *gives debt*
Skenghis Khan: I said lunch money
Skenghis Khan: Not student debt
AvatarHunter145: That is my lunch money
Skenghis Khan: Oh that's sad..
Skenghis Khan: I'll give u all the lunch money I've accumulated up to this point good buddy
AvatarHunter145: Psych, have none not debt
Skenghis Khan: u will do i- damn it
Skenghis Khan: I have been bamboozled
Skenghis Khan: And lost all of my lunch money

+BetaDog ♡: Oml i literally just breathed
Skenghis Khan: stop
Skenghis Khan: breathing is bad for u

dragon mbaby: so like i just realized somthing that i cant help but cry about and need emotional support
dragon mbaby: my wifue is not real you guys (Took you long enough. Weeb)

Melanin God: When they coming out with a neanderthal pokemon?
Ohko_Ninja: ps already has enough neanderthals (If you don't agree by now, reread the whole thing and come back.)

Laughs: REVOLT AGAINST THE MODS
Laughs was muted by A for 1 hour. (lets not)

battler boros: i have this dream were a sandshrew me and a few other guys are in a zombie appocalypse.
 and we have to move to a different safe house, but there is a bear that is blocking the way.
battler boros: but i could manipulate the dream a bit, meaning i could replay events. that was handy because the bear got us a few times
battler boros: the dream ended when a few sexy zombie cops showed up and destroyed the safehouse with granades
battler boros: which they cooked (The grenades? The safehouse? The group?)

Cuz_im_mudkip: Why is my sister a human?
Deviant Ideal: Should she be a reptile ?
battler boros: are you sure she is human? (This made me think of my sister.)

Deviant Ideal: We shall conquer the world with our nerd power!

BlazinDelphox: FF?
Volteian: Final fantasy
TestDriveFun: final fantasy BlazinDelphox
BlazinDelphox: what's that?
TestDriveFun: oh lord (I know what FF is, I just didn't know the abreviation. "what's that?" was just trolling them.)

rotoplays85: if you picked one song to represent you in a pokemon battle, what would it be. go. mine is Radix - Fire and Ice
Wet Kisser: mine would just me the alphabet song

#fart ♡: I'm one of the lizard people that run this planet (I knew at least one mod is, but my money was on CJer)
#fart ♡: sorry we ruined your taxes
#fart ♡: we're used to lizard money
superscarymonsters: i knew it!
Fat Stax: do a better job fart

laughsinbraille: I'd be a gym leader but
laughsinbraille: If I ever lost I'd just shoot ash and take his shit (I wouldn't wait until I lost.)
+SacredLatiasッ: swearing in this fucking chat is not fucking allowed (Yes, it fucking is.)

+CJer✿: you're beautiful, evan49
evan49: Thanks OwO
IDoGymBattles: It's opposite day
+CJer✿: uwu (Could you possibly abuse those more?)
IDoGymBattles: so he said ur ugly
LEgendgamerx✿: if its opposite day and you said its opposite day, that means it isnt opposite day B)
BlazinDelphox: If it's opposite day, you are all smart (My sister assumed I got muted for saying that. She's never been to the lobby.)