privacy policy

My app does not use any personal data.
It does not ask for any personal data.
It does not store any personal data.
This means a privacy policy is not required.

However after my app failed certification (which took 3 days!) because a tester seemed to believe it needed one here is my privacy policy : Any of the data that we(myself and my cat, the entire coding team, she deals with the strings) receive here is held in the up-most of regard, we will store it in a high cupboard out of reach of all but the tallest of data thief's.

We promise not to sell any of you data (that we do not receive anyway) even when we really want kfc and dont have any money for it.

We promise to not reveal any secrets you tell us via the app (which has no way for you to enter said secrets and does not communicate with us anyway) to your loved ones or the internet, no matter how funny, unless permission is given.

Any data that identify's you (from the data that we will never ever receive anyway as we don't receive any data from the app) will be placed in a separate tin on the data shelf marked "beans" to further confuse any data thief's that may wander in.

Any passwords that you use for our app (of which their will be none as the app does not need or use any) that we receive a copy of (in our non existent stream of no data, because the app does not send us any data at all in any way shape or form) will be stored as *'s only in a yet another tin marked "meatballs" and will have no related comments on it, and will be seperated to individual *'s to protect the length of the password(which we will not recieve anyway as the app does not, can not transmit any data to us).

It should be noted though that we do not receive any data so this is likely to be a very lonely shelf.

We would also like to point out that the app can not in any way send any data to us, personal or otherwise.

This policy may be changed, adapted or eaten by giant space bunnies at any time.