Femcees

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Album: Funkdafied: Unshockingly I like this album a lot more when listening to it not midway through work

Da Shit Ya Can't Fuc Wit: 7 Wu-Tang Clan, but I guess you can have some too

Fa All Y'All: 10 NBA Jam menu music type beat

Fire It Up: 8 Now this is the pledge we need in the classrooms

Funkdafied: 9 It's nighttime and I live in the suburbs and my car windows are electric but I still feel the need to roll em down and blast this

May Da Funk Be Wit 'Cha: 10 And also with you

Ain't No Thang: 7 I wasn't properly mentally prepared for that dude

Come And Get Some: 7 This is experimental hip-hop

Mind Blowin': 8 This kind of funk is mastered only by several species of frogs

Give It 2 You: 9 Was Jermaine Dupri under the Daft Punk helmet the whole time??

No One Else (Puff Daddy Remix): 7 Anybody have the translations for this Morse code

Album: Hard Core: Fell off a little in the back half, but still a solid record

Big Momma Thang: 8 "Queen B" with a Jay-Z guest verse what did she know...???

No Time: 9 A step away from an S-tier beat

Spend A Little Doe: 8 The studio borrowed this piano from the local saloon

Crush On You (Remix): 10 This is the first rate I've done post City Pop hosting and idk maybe I'm still too submerged in it but this is giving a similar kind of sound & relaxed night vibes

Drugs: 9 It's weird to reference 00s indie wrestling in a popheads rate comments, but I need to put somewhere, anywhere, that this is how I found out Prince Nana's old ROH theme was an instrumental version of this

Queen Bitch: 7 Genius saying Biggie would shoot Peter Piper for betraying his trust is why that site is a national treasure

Dreams: 7 This is the Saturdays - Gentleman bridge turned into an entire song except the thoughts contained within are quite un-gentlemanly

M.A.F.I.A. Land: 5 Kinda bored me

We Don't Need It: 8 If we were rating choruses only this is the 11

Not Tonight: 7 Good for her

Fuck You: 6 No u

Not Tonight (Ladies Night Remix): 11 Is this really a remix? I don't recognize anything from the original. Either way, this is an insanely fun team-up. Sorry Foxy, maybe you'll get your invite in Not Tonight (Ladies Night Remix): Melee

Album: Ill Na Na: Incredibly consistent, she's got my favorite flow of the four

(Holy Matrimony) Letter To The Firm: 7 Tbh its that tiny occasional riff that adds just enough spice to the beat

Foxy's Bells: 9 Beastie Boys ass beat

Get Me Home: 9 Glad they didn't use that voice effect too much so that I didn't have to immediately play The New Workout Plan

The Promise: 8 Yeah that's a real head nodder

If I...: 9 She's got an amazing flow, fun as hell beats, but idk there's just a wow factor missing that's so far just keeping her songs out of the very top tier range.

The Chase: 8

Ill Na Na: 8 She's making a play for funkiest song in the rate

No One's: 9 Incredible, feel good sound

Fox Boogie: 7 UHHHHHHHH

I'll Be: 9 Ooh this was the closest of Foxy's to hitting the double digits for me

Big Bad Mama: 9 Get your ass on the floor!!!

Album: Supa Dupa Fly: As expected, Timbaland & Missy are a dope team

Hit 'Em wit da Hee: 10 Oh, once that riff hit I fell in love

Sock It 2 Me: 9 Why is Missy cosplaying as Gmail Baymax

The Rain (Supa Dupa Fly): 8 Still don't love it, but it's utterly impressive and unique

Beep Me 911: 7 Sorry I wasn't paying attention bc the name Magoo has had an unexplainable link to my funny bone for years now

They Don't Wanna Fuck wit Me: 8 That little high-pitched annoying effect is just enough to ding it a bit, shame cause it's great production otherwise

Pass da Blunt: 10 Glad I'm not high right now the mouth sounds bridge would've ruined me

Friendly Skies: 8 Took me way too long to figure out where I recognized that voice effect sound from when I could've just seen Ginuwine was the feature lol

Best Friends: 8 Super R&B jam

Don't Be Comin' (In My Face): 8 Alexa play Its So Creamy

Izzy Izzy Ahh: 10 We need to talk about the car sound ad-libs

Why You Hurt Me: 6 Felt like longer than it actually was tbh

I'm Talkin': 7 Never before heard someone brag about being a good rapper in such a straightforward way

Gettaway: 7

Hit 'Em wit da Hee (Remix): 9 This is also probably a 10 but I need to show the original is better so

BONUS TRACKS

Salt-N-Pepa - Let's Talk About Sex: 8 Good thing this rate isn't 90s Femcels

Queen Latifah - U.N.I.T.Y.: 8 The shock if I didn't know Queen Latifah was a rapper and heard the immediate "Who're calling a bitch?"

The Lady Of Rage - Afro Puffs: 8 She said gimme the Clock Master, Keeper of Time type beat

Bahamadia - Uknowhowwedu: 7 (True)

MC Lyte - Cold Rock A Party (Bad Boy Remix): 9 Yeah this would 100% get the party going

Queen Pen - All My Love: 10 Oh hell yes

Gangsta Boo - Where Dem Dollas At: 8

Mia X - Whatcha Wanna Do?: 10 A real feel good track

Eve - Gotta Man: 8

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