/v/ the Musical - Ah! Nia!

Nia
You’ve here been on my mind
You’re a meme waifu
Your booty’s cuter than Nintendo has a right too
From the moment I saw your pic on /v/ there
I bought your game, and splurged on DLC dear - *a lot of rhymes in the original song are very forced, trust me, you can make this one work*
Nia
Ah! Nia!
Why’d I buy this game?
Ah! Nia!
I’ve got my dick to blame.
Ah! Nia!
Why’d I buy this game?
Ah! Nia!

I heard your voice
And I wondered why it turned me on
Some drunken, Welsh weeb dub just made me grab my dong
It’s so strange, I was never one for cat girls
Furfags all go to hell
But I’m still gonna fap, girl
Nia
Ah! Nia!
Why’d I buy this game?
Ah! Nia!
I’ve got my dick to blame.
Ah! Nia!
Why’d I buy this game?
Ah! Nia!
I don’t even like RPGs

*there’s a vocal breakdown and guitar solo at this point in the song, if you’re good at editing you can probably slap in some particularly memetic clips from Xenoblade Chronicles 2 until the lyrics resume*

Nia, it's no good
I’ve gone and played your game now
I love Pyra
And I can’t make room for you now
Please understand
This isn’t just rejection
But a redhead momma
Has stolen my erection
Nia
Ah! Nia!
Replaced in my heart
Ah! Nia!
Fate right from the start
Ah! Nia!
Nia, Nia, Nia
Ah! Nia!
Replaced in my heart
Ah! Nia!
Nia
I’ll never, ever, ever forget the minge memes
Ah! Nia!
Swimsuit DLC
Ah! Nia!
Gonna have to beat off
Ah! Nia!