sweetooth

"YOU SAID IT WOULD BE EASY!"
>You roar at your paper bag in frustration, Twilight Sparkle tied and trussed in the chariot next to you.
"IT WAS MY TIME!"
>Celestia looked to you in horror, she hoped giving you, quote:
>"Your best friend back."
>Would make you free her pupil.
"IT WAS MY DAY!"
>You stop yelling at your paper bag.
>Why were they still looking at you?
"Boo."
>You whip the semi-automatic from the bag, firing wildly.
>One shot frees Twilight, miraculously.
>She shoves you off of the chariot.
>Regaining her senses, she wrests the gun from your hands, and places the barrel at your temple.
>"I'm going to leave."
>She looks at your eyes with hatred, not fear.
>"And you're going to LET me."
>You stop struggling...
>And you smile.
"Of course, baby cakes. Sure thing!"
>Twilight hightails it out of there with the chariot and gun.
>You are left to your fate with the sun goddess.
>She speaks.
>"Do you...like bananas?"
Twisted Metal Equestria: Lost Endings "Sweetooth"