MoTB Horse Compendium

The Misadventures of Tron Bonne: Horse Compendium (Farm 3)

AREA 1:

Horse 1:

RIGHT: free

LEFT: run forward, kill the nearby blue guy (3 shots), the horse will run at you and buck for the Servbot

Horse 2:

IF HORSE 1 WENT RIGHT:
RIGHT -> RIGHT: free, kinda slow pattern tho

RIGHT -> LEFT: free (best pattern)

IF HORSE 1 WENT LEFT:
shoot the second horse facing roughly perpendicular to the far-off fence when it is directly between you and the fence

LEFT -> RIGHT: free, also kinda ehhhhh pattern

LEFT -> LEFT: this is pretty free, but if you're nervous, make sure one of the blue guys won't meme on you (it's usually ok if you lined up right), decent pattern

Regardless of which way Horse 2 goes, as soon as you buck him for a Servbot, start running to the gate to Area 2.

AREA 2:

Horse 3:

RIGHT: free, kill the gray guys and then shoot Blue Guy #1 (near truck) once

LEFT: same as above - but wait just a hair longer to fire your shot at the gray dudes

BEFORE HORSE 4, GET THE ATTENTION OF THE BLUE GUY NEAR THE GATE TO AREA 3!!!!!!!!!!!!! (#2)

Horse 4:

RIGHT: tank a hit from the blue guy (if he followed you there) then buck the horse for a Servbot.
-run at the section of the fence closest to the house and facing the truck to lure Blue Guy #3.
-run to the gate to Area 3 and wait.

LEFT:
(Fair warning: this is dumb.  Horse 4 going right is the best thing that can happen in this level)

-jump the fence to the left, NOT STRAIGHT BECAUSE BLUE GUY #2 MIGHT GET YOU!  (it's really bad if he bonks you over the fence, since it takes an eternity and a half for the Gustaff to get up)
-buck the horse when a servbot is well over the fence and running at it, quick turn 180 degrees and shoot Blue Guy #3 away from house.
-(if this guy is standing on the corner where the horse needs to go, kill him - you have time)
-(you can actually kill him regardless just to be safe... I generally do)
-run around the house and shoot the 4 gray guys as they come out (they'll almost always stay against the wall, just watch out for the 4th one swinging way wide... it can happen), bonk on Blue Guy #1 to knock him down AWAY FROM HOUSE!
-run to the gate to Area 3 and wait.

AREA 3:

Horse 5:

RIGHT: buck the horse, 180 turn and shoot the blue guy right behind you 3 times

LEFT: free (no blue guys will hit him if you buck the horse efficiently)

Horse 6:

SHOOT IT FROM A FAIR DISTANCE AND ALMOST (but not quite) FACING IT HEAD-ON
-also, it's worth it to spend an extra second to get the blue guy out of the way.

RIGHT: run to it and buck it for a Servbot

LEFT: STAY AWAY FROM THE BLUE GUY NEAR THE TRUCK, run to the left and buck it for a Servbot
-blue guy near truck is kind of inconveniently placed if Horse 6 goes left, dunno if there's a reliable way to deal with this aside from just playing it safe

Boss: shoot walker until dead
-stand in front of first pink at line of diagonal path until pink guy gets near
-run forwards, jump + shoot once, go backwards in the air shoot 3 more times (last shot's explosion will kill the gray drone)
-repeat for 2nd guy

Congratulations, you completed the dumbest level in the game!  FrankerZ