Not a member of Pastebin yet?
Sign Up,
it unlocks many cool features!
- “Now, we should celebrate,” enthused Artemis, deftly changing the
- subject. “Some champagne, I think.”
- The boy strode to the kitchen before Butler’s gaze could dissect him.
- By the time the others caught up, Artemis had already filled three
- glasses with Dom Perignon.
- “I’m a minor, I know, but I’m sure Mother wouldn’t mind. Just this
- once.”
- Butler felt that something was afoot. Nevertheless, he took the crystal
- flute offered to him.
- Juliet looked at her big brother.
- “Is this okay?”
- “I suppose so.” He took a breath. “You know I love you, don’t you,
- sis?”
- Juliet scowled—something else that the local louts found very
- endearing. She smacked her brother on the shoulder.
- “You’re so emotional for a bodyguard.”
- Butler looked his employer straight in the eye.
- “You want us to drink this, don’t you, Artemis?”
- Artemis met his gaze squarely. “Yes, Butler. I do.”
- Without another word Butler drained his glass, Juliet followed suit.
- The manservant tasted the tranquilizer immediately, and although he
- would have had ample time to snap Artemis Fowl’s neck, he didn’t. No
- need for Juliet to be distressed in her final moments.
- Artemis watched his friends sink to the floor. A pity to deceive them.
- But if they had been alerted to the plan, their anxiety could have
- counteracted the sedative. He gazed at the bubbles swirling in his own
- glass. Time for the most audacious step in his scheme. With only the
- barest hint of hesitation, he swallowed the tranquilizer-laced champagne.
- Artemis waited calmly for the drug to take hold of his system. He
- didn’t have to wait long, since each dose had been calculated according to
- body weight. As his thoughts began to swirl, it occurred to him that he
- might never awaken again. It’s a bit late for doubts, he chided himself, and
- sank into unconsciousness.
- …
- “The flight path is preprogrammed,” explained Foaly, though no one
- was paying a blind bit of attention. “She’ll sail into the lobby and detonate.
- The casing and firing mechanism are plastic alloy and will completely
- disintegrate. Clean as a whistle.”
- Root and Holly followed the bomb’s arc. As predicted, it swooped
- through the decimated doorway without knocking so much as a sliver of
- stone from the medieval walls. Holly switched her attention to the
- missile’s nose-cam. For a moment she caught a glimpse of the grand
- hallway where she had, until recently, been a prisoner. It was empty. Not a
- human in sight. Maybe, she thought. Just maybe. Then she looked at Foaly
- and the technology at his fingertips. And she realized that the humans
- were as good as dead.
- The bio-bomb detonated. A blue orb of condensed light crackled and
- spread, filling every corner of the manor with its deadly rays. Flowers
- withered, insects shriveled, and fish died in their tanks. Not one cubic
- millimeter was spared. Artemis Fowl and his cohorts could not have
- escaped. It was impossible.
- Holly sighed, turning away from the already dwindling blue-rinse.
- For all his grand designs, Artemis had been a mere mortal in the end. And
- for some reason she mourned his passing.
- …
- Artemis could hear a voice calling his name. There was a face behind
- the voice, but it was blurred, hard to make out. His father, perhaps?
- “Father?” The word was strange in his mouth. nused. Rusty.
- Artemis opened his eyes.
- Butler was leaning over him. “Artemis. You’re awake.”
- “Ah, Butler. It’s you.”
- Artemis got to his feet, head spinning with the effort. He expected
- Butler’s hand at his elbow to steady him. It didn’t come. Juliet was lying
- on a chaise longue, dribbling onto the cushions. Obviously the draft hadn’t
- worn off yet.
- “It was just sleeping pills, Butler. Harmless.”
- The manservant’s eyes had a dangerous glint. “Explain yourself.”
- Artemis rubbed his eyes. “Later, Butler. I’m feeling a bit—”
- Butler stepped into his path. “Artemis, my sister is lying drugged on
- that couch. She was almost killed. So explain yourself now!”
- Artemis realized that he’d been given an order. He considered being
- offended, then decided that perhaps Butler was right. He had gone too far.
- “I didn’t tell you about the sleeping pills because you’d fight them.
- It’s only natural. And it was imperative to the plan that we all go to sleep
- immediately.”
- “The plan?”
- Artemis lowered himself into a comfortable chair.
- “The time-field was the key to this whole affair. It’s the LEP’s ace in
- the hole. It’s what has made them unbeatable for all these years. Any
- incident can be contained. That and the bio-bomb make a formidable
- combination.”
- “So why did we have to be drugged?”
- Artemis smiled. “Look out the window. Don’t you see? They’re gone.
- It’s over.”
- Butler glanced through the net curtains. The light was bright and
- clear. Not a hint of blue. Nevertheless, the manservant was unimpressed.
- “They’re gone for now. They’ll be back tonight, I guarantee it.”
- “No. That’s against the rules. We beat them. That’s it, game over.”
- Butler raised an eyebrow.“The sleeping pills, Artemis?”
- “Not to be distracted, I see.”
- Butler’s answer was an implacable silence.
- “The sleeping pills. Very well. I had to think of a way to escape the
- time-field. I trawled through the Book, but there was nothing. Not a clue.
- The People themselves have not yet developed a way. So I went back to
- their Old Testament, back when their lives and ours were intertwined. You
- know the stories—elves that made shoes during the night, sprites that
- cleaned houses. Back when we coexisted to a certain extent. Magical
- favors in exchange for their fairy forts. The big one, of course, was Santa
- Claus.”
- Butler’s eyebrows nearly jumped off the front of his face.
- “Santa Claus?”
- Artemis raised his palms. “I know, I know. I was a tad skeptical
- myself. But apparently our little corporate-image Santa Claus is not
- descended from a Turkish saint, he is a shadow of San D’Klass, the third
- king of the Frond Elfin dynasty. He is known as San the Deluded.”
- “Not a great title, as titles go.”
- “Admittedly. D’Klass thought that the greed of the Mud People in his
- kingdom could be assuaged by distributing lavish gifts. He would marshal
- all the great wizards once a year and have them throw up a great time-stop
- over vast regions. Flocks of sprites would be sent out to deliver the
- presents while the humans were asleep. Of course, it didn’t work. Human
- greed can never be assuaged, especially not by gifts.”
- Butler frowned. “What if the humans . . . we, that is . . . What if we
- had woken up?”
- “Ah yes. Excellent question. The heart of the matter. We wouldn’t
- wake up. That is the nature of the time-stop. Whatever your state of
- consciousness going in, that’s how you stay. You can neither wake up nor
- fall asleep. You must have noticed the fatigue in your bones these last few
- hours, yet your mind would not let you sleep.”
- Butler nodded. Things were getting clearer, in a roundabout sort of
- way.
- “So my theory was that the only way to escape the time-field was to
- simply fall asleep. Our own consciousness was all that kept us
- imprisoned.”
- “You risked an awful lot on a theory, Artemis.”
- “Not just a theory. We did have a test subject.”
- “Who? Ah, Angeline.”
- “Yes. My mother. Because of her narcotic-induced slumber, she
- moved with the natural order of time, unhindered by the time-field. If she
- had not, I would have simply surrendered to the LEP and submitted to
- their mind wipe.”
- Butler snorted. He doubted it.
- “So, because we could not fall asleep naturally, I simply administered
- us all a dose of Mother’s pills. Simple.”
- “You cut it pretty fine, though. Another minute . . . ”
- “Agreed.” The boy nodded. “Things were tense there at the end. It
- was necessary in order to double-bluff the LEP.”
- - Artemis Fowl, Chapter 9
Advertisement