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Artemis- Escaping Time Stop

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  1. “Now, we should celebrate,” enthused Artemis, deftly changing the
  2. subject. “Some champagne, I think.”
  3. The boy strode to the kitchen before Butler’s gaze could dissect him.
  4. By the time the others caught up, Artemis had already filled three
  5. glasses with Dom Perignon.
  6. “I’m a minor, I know, but I’m sure Mother wouldn’t mind. Just this
  7. once.”
  8. Butler felt that something was afoot. Nevertheless, he took the crystal
  9. flute offered to him.
  10. Juliet looked at her big brother.
  11. “Is this okay?”
  12. “I suppose so.” He took a breath. “You know I love you, don’t you,
  13. sis?”
  14. Juliet scowled—something else that the local louts found very
  15. endearing. She smacked her brother on the shoulder.
  16. “You’re so emotional for a bodyguard.”
  17. Butler looked his employer straight in the eye.
  18. “You want us to drink this, don’t you, Artemis?”
  19. Artemis met his gaze squarely. “Yes, Butler. I do.”
  20. Without another word Butler drained his glass, Juliet followed suit.
  21. The manservant tasted the tranquilizer immediately, and although he
  22. would have had ample time to snap Artemis Fowl’s neck, he didn’t. No
  23. need for Juliet to be distressed in her final moments.
  24. Artemis watched his friends sink to the floor. A pity to deceive them.
  25. But if they had been alerted to the plan, their anxiety could have
  26. counteracted the sedative. He gazed at the bubbles swirling in his own
  27. glass. Time for the most audacious step in his scheme. With only the
  28. barest hint of hesitation, he swallowed the tranquilizer-laced champagne.
  29. Artemis waited calmly for the drug to take hold of his system. He
  30. didn’t have to wait long, since each dose had been calculated according to
  31. body weight. As his thoughts began to swirl, it occurred to him that he
  32. might never awaken again. It’s a bit late for doubts, he chided himself, and
  33. sank into unconsciousness.
  34.  
  35. “The flight path is preprogrammed,” explained Foaly, though no one
  36. was paying a blind bit of attention. “She’ll sail into the lobby and detonate.
  37. The casing and firing mechanism are plastic alloy and will completely
  38. disintegrate. Clean as a whistle.”
  39. Root and Holly followed the bomb’s arc. As predicted, it swooped
  40. through the decimated doorway without knocking so much as a sliver of
  41. stone from the medieval walls. Holly switched her attention to the
  42. missile’s nose-cam. For a moment she caught a glimpse of the grand
  43. hallway where she had, until recently, been a prisoner. It was empty. Not a
  44. human in sight. Maybe, she thought. Just maybe. Then she looked at Foaly
  45. and the technology at his fingertips. And she realized that the humans
  46. were as good as dead.
  47. The bio-bomb detonated. A blue orb of condensed light crackled and
  48. spread, filling every corner of the manor with its deadly rays. Flowers
  49. withered, insects shriveled, and fish died in their tanks. Not one cubic
  50. millimeter was spared. Artemis Fowl and his cohorts could not have
  51. escaped. It was impossible.
  52. Holly sighed, turning away from the already dwindling blue-rinse.
  53. For all his grand designs, Artemis had been a mere mortal in the end. And
  54. for some reason she mourned his passing.
  55.  
  56. Artemis could hear a voice calling his name. There was a face behind
  57. the voice, but it was blurred, hard to make out. His father, perhaps?
  58. “Father?” The word was strange in his mouth. nused. Rusty.
  59. Artemis opened his eyes.
  60. Butler was leaning over him. “Artemis. You’re awake.”
  61. “Ah, Butler. It’s you.”
  62. Artemis got to his feet, head spinning with the effort. He expected
  63. Butler’s hand at his elbow to steady him. It didn’t come. Juliet was lying
  64. on a chaise longue, dribbling onto the cushions. Obviously the draft hadn’t
  65. worn off yet.
  66. “It was just sleeping pills, Butler. Harmless.”
  67. The manservant’s eyes had a dangerous glint. “Explain yourself.”
  68. Artemis rubbed his eyes. “Later, Butler. I’m feeling a bit—”
  69. Butler stepped into his path. “Artemis, my sister is lying drugged on
  70. that couch. She was almost killed. So explain yourself now!”
  71. Artemis realized that he’d been given an order. He considered being
  72. offended, then decided that perhaps Butler was right. He had gone too far.
  73. “I didn’t tell you about the sleeping pills because you’d fight them.
  74. It’s only natural. And it was imperative to the plan that we all go to sleep
  75. immediately.”
  76. “The plan?”
  77. Artemis lowered himself into a comfortable chair.
  78. “The time-field was the key to this whole affair. It’s the LEP’s ace in
  79. the hole. It’s what has made them unbeatable for all these years. Any
  80. incident can be contained. That and the bio-bomb make a formidable
  81. combination.”
  82. “So why did we have to be drugged?”
  83. Artemis smiled. “Look out the window. Don’t you see? They’re gone.
  84. It’s over.”
  85. Butler glanced through the net curtains. The light was bright and
  86. clear. Not a hint of blue. Nevertheless, the manservant was unimpressed.
  87. “They’re gone for now. They’ll be back tonight, I guarantee it.”
  88. “No. That’s against the rules. We beat them. That’s it, game over.”
  89. Butler raised an eyebrow.“The sleeping pills, Artemis?”
  90. “Not to be distracted, I see.”
  91. Butler’s answer was an implacable silence.
  92. “The sleeping pills. Very well. I had to think of a way to escape the
  93. time-field. I trawled through the Book, but there was nothing. Not a clue.
  94. The People themselves have not yet developed a way. So I went back to
  95. their Old Testament, back when their lives and ours were intertwined. You
  96. know the stories—elves that made shoes during the night, sprites that
  97. cleaned houses. Back when we coexisted to a certain extent. Magical
  98. favors in exchange for their fairy forts. The big one, of course, was Santa
  99. Claus.”
  100. Butler’s eyebrows nearly jumped off the front of his face.
  101. “Santa Claus?”
  102. Artemis raised his palms. “I know, I know. I was a tad skeptical
  103. myself. But apparently our little corporate-image Santa Claus is not
  104. descended from a Turkish saint, he is a shadow of San D’Klass, the third
  105. king of the Frond Elfin dynasty. He is known as San the Deluded.”
  106. “Not a great title, as titles go.”
  107. “Admittedly. D’Klass thought that the greed of the Mud People in his
  108. kingdom could be assuaged by distributing lavish gifts. He would marshal
  109. all the great wizards once a year and have them throw up a great time-stop
  110. over vast regions. Flocks of sprites would be sent out to deliver the
  111. presents while the humans were asleep. Of course, it didn’t work. Human
  112. greed can never be assuaged, especially not by gifts.”
  113. Butler frowned. “What if the humans . . . we, that is . . . What if we
  114. had woken up?”
  115. “Ah yes. Excellent question. The heart of the matter. We wouldn’t
  116. wake up. That is the nature of the time-stop. Whatever your state of
  117. consciousness going in, that’s how you stay. You can neither wake up nor
  118. fall asleep. You must have noticed the fatigue in your bones these last few
  119. hours, yet your mind would not let you sleep.”
  120. Butler nodded. Things were getting clearer, in a roundabout sort of
  121. way.
  122. “So my theory was that the only way to escape the time-field was to
  123. simply fall asleep. Our own consciousness was all that kept us
  124. imprisoned.”
  125. “You risked an awful lot on a theory, Artemis.”
  126. “Not just a theory. We did have a test subject.”
  127. “Who? Ah, Angeline.”
  128. “Yes. My mother. Because of her narcotic-induced slumber, she
  129. moved with the natural order of time, unhindered by the time-field. If she
  130. had not, I would have simply surrendered to the LEP and submitted to
  131. their mind wipe.”
  132. Butler snorted. He doubted it.
  133. “So, because we could not fall asleep naturally, I simply administered
  134. us all a dose of Mother’s pills. Simple.”
  135. “You cut it pretty fine, though. Another minute . . . ”
  136. “Agreed.” The boy nodded. “Things were tense there at the end. It
  137. was necessary in order to double-bluff the LEP.”
  138.  
  139. - Artemis Fowl, Chapter 9
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