stayed gone

!!!!!this is the italian translation. edit the text with the translations for your own language
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0:05:19.983,0:05:21.983
you're in trouble

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dear alastor, you'll regret this

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you will see...

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everything is new, nowadays

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say goodbye to the old status quo

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now let's go LIIIIIIIIVEEEEEE

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WATCH TV!

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flash news, a hazbin from the past has been spotted tip-toeing across the city after 7 years of absence

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did somebody see him? did somebody miss him? we'll talk about it later!

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so the radio demon is back? what does that sinner want?

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i wonder what's going on through this head and luckily i have good news

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he's a fossil, forgotten, and I don't mean to sound hostile,  but also a coward!

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i'm irreplaceable, stealing the show is impossible

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I'm visible, he's unheardable

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if you listen to him, you'll waste time

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if I were you I wouldn't do it

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dear alastor, if you leave

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no one will miss you!

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while he was in radio

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we moved onto video

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his media tastes old now

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tv is going strong

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and about him - who gives a shit?!

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welcome back, it's been a while, we're live!

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I know that you missed me and that I brought some style

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we really needed a broadcast, sinner rejoice!

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y'all don't listen to him

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surely not a boring, mediocre, video podcast!

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c'mon!

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vox is insecure? nobody likes you!

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you keep switching between trends, nothing works!

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shut up, you dog!

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and today his format changed again

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I am the future, he's the shit of the past!

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truly, vox is capable

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nobody has ever wondered if

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maybe it's because of his company?

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fuck you!

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and who would have thought

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he asked ME to join his team

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bullshit!

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I rejected him and he's crying about it, that's all!

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you're just an old ass bitch, you will meet suffering

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oh, there's an interference!

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I hate you! / [pun: rodio= radio + odio(hate)]

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I'm afraid you've lost your signal

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it's my turn

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and YOU will be the one who regrets it

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do you know why?

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you will tremble

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I will devour the status quo

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I'm going to enjoy this so much

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*evil laugh*

German (NOTE: I'm not a native speaker, just a nerd who likes translations! I used to live in Germany, long enough to where I understand what's being said and a few idioms, but there might be some idioms I'm missing because I didn't grow up there.)
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0:02:41-0:02:44
Welcome home.

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Soon you'll wish you'd never come here.

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Say hello to a new status quo.

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Everyone knows it's a new day.

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Turn the TV ONNNNNN!

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(Camera's ready, it's starting in 3, 2...)

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(Welcome to the show)

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Now we come to a certain washed-up star

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Who's been seen again in the city after a seven-year absence.

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Did you notice that? Did you miss him? More in this evening's broadcast.

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So the Radio Demon's back. What he wants here isn't clear.

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What does that mean for your family? Luckily I have good news:

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He's a loser, a cowardly pig--and I don't want to be too mean, but the demon is a coward!

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The truth is known, everyone completely won.

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I'm visible; he's barely audible.

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He wastes your time.

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Not a word he says is clever.

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I'll grant him the vacation fun.

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Unfortunately, he didn't bite the dust!

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Hiding there in radio,

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In television the big show is on.

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His old medium is slowly bleeding out!

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Without him, it was brilliant here--

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Where he was doesn't fucking matter!

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Greetings to everyone. It's beautiful to be back on the air!

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Yes, it's been a while, but it's not hard at all

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To offer you all a broadcast with quality.

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You can cheer! (His voice makes you cry!)

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Instead of a puffed-up, wannabe video podcast. (Get outta here!)

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Does Vox lack guts or is he just stupid?

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He can barely manage to chase down the newest trends. (Ignore his prattle!)

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Every day a new TV format.

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Today there's horror, tomorrow a Western, but he's yesterday's snow!

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Vox isn't strong, even if he says so.

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It's only thanks to support that he got his start.

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He'd be powerless if he didn't have the other Vees!

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(Oh, please!)

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For icing on the cake: nearly on his knees,

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He asked me, "Come join my team."

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(Hold on!)

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I said nope and he's never forgiven me!

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You asshole, you're completely outdated!

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You'll be drawn and quartered!

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Uh-oh, the weird device has a defect.

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I'll destroy you!

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I'm afraid you've lost your signal.

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Here we go.

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You probably wish I had never come here.

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Turn on.

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Come on, do it.

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Your status quo will know: that was it.

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Oh, this will be fun.

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*evil laugh*

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Wanker!

added!
Hello ! Here's the France French lyrics + translation (Credentials : I'm a native English speaker who's studied French for ten years)
Pastebin gave me a warning for vulgarity so I censored the English, but feel free to undo that

DIALOGUE
0:07:55,0:07:57
Cet enfoiré est de retour !
That b*stard's back!

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Eh, ouais, moi non plus, je pensais pas le revoir
Uh, yeah, I didn't think I'd see him again either

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Ça fait sept ans !
It's been seven years!

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T'es toujours contrarié qu'il t'est quasi battu ?
You still frustrated he half beat you the last time?

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VOX : Euh, je t'emmerde !
Uh, f*ck you!

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J'ai rien dit
I said nothing

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Les choses ont beaucoup changer depuis qu'il a quitté la ville.
Things have change a lot since he left town

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Absolument !
Absolutely!

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Je dois faire passer le message de qui est vraiment à commander maintenant
I need to pass on the message of who's really in charge now

SONG
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Te voilà
Here you are

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Tu vas vite regretter d'être rentré
You're going to quickly regret coming back

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Tu n'es plus le bienvenue ici-bas
You're no longer welcome here

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Tout le monde sait que tu es périmé
Everyone knows that you're ruined

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Allume la télÉÉÉÉ
Turn on the TVVVVVV

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Bienvenue dans le show
Welcome to the show

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L'émission commence et nous vous informons qu'un certain Hazbin a été vu en train de gambader dans les rues après sept ans d'absence.
The show is starting and we're informing you that a certain Hazbin was seen frolicking in the streets.

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Est-ce qu'il vous aurait manqué ? Est-ce que vous seulement remarquez ? Plus d'informations après cette énoncé
Would you have missed him? Do you even notice? More information after this announcement

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Donc, le Démon de la Radio est revenu
Mais que peut-il bien faire dans nos rues ?
So, the Radio Demon is back
But what can he even do here?

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Qu'est-ce que ça change pour votre famille ? Pas d'inquiétude, j'ai de bonnes nouvelles !
What does that change for your family? Don't worry, I have good news!

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C'est un perdant, un fossile, je voudrais pas être hostile, mais  ce démon est un raté !
He's a loser, a fossile, and I don't want to be hostile, but the demon is a failure!

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Vous pouvez me faire confiance. Voler mon public ? Impossible.
You can trust me. Stealing my audience? Impossible.

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Son blabla n'a plus aucune cible, ce n'est qu'une voix qui parasite, un vieux bruit de fond qui crépite. Dieu qu'il repart en vacances, et vite
His ramblings have no point, he's just a parasitic voice, an old, crackly noise. I hope to God he goes on vacation again, and quickly

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Il devrait prendre la fuite!
He should run away!

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Dites "adieu" à la radio
Say "goodbye forever" to radio

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Nous, on préfère la vidéo
We prefer video

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On veut du son et des images en enfer
We want sound and images of h*ll

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Depuis qu'il a foutu le camp
Since he f*cked off

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Putain, ce qu'on est bien maintenant
We are doing f*cking well now

0:09:22.4,0:09:26.6
Salutations ! Quel plaisir de vous distraire
Salutations! What a pleasure to distract you.

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Vous avez longtemps réclamé un média stylé qui vous propose que la qualité.
After a long time, you've reclaimed this stylish, high-quality media

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Écoutez-moi !
Listen to me!

0:09:31.5,0:09:32.4
C'est quoi cette vieille voix ?
What's this old voice?

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AL : Plutôt qu'un de ce médiocre petit show télé putassiers
VOX : T'es sérieux ?
AL: Surely not this vulgar little mediocre TV show
VOX: Are you serious?

0:09:36.5,0:09:40.4
Vox, est-il de ringard, ou juste un tocard ? A-t-il vraiment trouvé sa place ? Qui intéresse-t-il ?
Vox, is he old-fashioned, or just an old nag? Has he really found his place? Who's interested in him?

0:09:40.5,0:09:41.4
Toi, t'es inutile !
You're useless!

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Chaque jour, il tente un nouveau format
Everyday, he tries a new format

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Mais moi, je suis le future ! Lui c'est la merde qui vient avant ça !
But I'm the future! He's the sh*t that comes before that!

0:09:45.8,0:09:48.1
Vox est-il indispensable ?
Is Vox indispensable?

0:09:48.2,0:09:50.2
Ou bien tout juste passable ?
Or just a passing thing?

0:09:50.3,0:09:54.4
Son image et sa voix me donnent la migraine
His voice and image give me a migraine

0:09:54.5,0:09:54.9
J'ai la haine!
I hate him!

0:09:55.000,0:09:57.5
Oh ! Il faut que vous sachiez
Oh! I have to let you know

0:09:57.6,0:09:59.8
Qu'il me voulait à ses côtés
That he wanted me at his side
(De quoi?)
(What?)

0:09:59.9,0:10:03.0
J'ai refusé, il s'est vexé, quel boulet !
I refused, he got offended, what a bum!

0:10:03.1,0:10:06.4
Espèce de vieux connard ! Je vais te faire souffrir !
You g*ddamned old *ssh*le! I'll make you suffer!

0:10:6.5,0:10:08.4
Oh-oh ! La télé est en train de frire
Uh-oh! The TV is getting fried

0:10:8.5,0:10:12.0
Tu vas crever !
You'll get wrecked!

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J'ai bien peur que la connexion ne soit pas brouillée
I'm afraid the connection is lost
[T/N Brouillé verb=interfer, brouillé adjective=fight, at odds]

0:10:21.0,0:10:24.9
Laissez-moi
Let me

0:10:25,0:10:30.4
Vous rappelez simplement qui je suis
Simply remind who I am

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Car ma voix est votre ami
'Cause my voice is your friend

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Vox va regretter d'avoir joué
Vox is going to regret having played

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On va se régaler
We'll have fun

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Et merde !
Sh*t!

Canadian French is on my to do list once I get used to that accent
I forgot a part of the translation !!! When Vox starts his broadcast, the text should be as follows
L'émission commence et nous vous informons qu'un certain Hazbin a été vu en train de gambader dans les rues après sept ans d'absence.
The show is starting and we're informing you that a certain Hazbin was seen frolicking in the streets after seven years of absence.
I love translation work like this :) Here's the Canadian French, once again censored in English for pastebin

DIALOGUE
0:10:53.9,0:10:56
T's encore fru parce qu'il a failli te battre la dernière fois?
You still frustrated he nearly beat you the last time?

0:10:56.1,0:10:58.5
Euh, f*ck you!
Uh, f*ck you!

0:10:58.6-0:10:59.1
Oh, je dis ça
Oh, I'm saying it

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Les choses ont changé depuis qu'il a quitté la ville
Things have changed since he left town

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Oui, ça c'est sûr
Yeah, that's for sure

0:11:03.1,0:11:07.3
Je dois envoyer un message clair pour montrer qui est aux commandes
I need to send a clear message to show who's in charge

SONG
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Bienvenue chez moi
Welcome to my house

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Tu vas regretter de n'es pas resté chez toi
You're going to regret not having stayed home

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Dit allô à un nouveau statu quo
Say hello to a new status quo

0:11:20.2,0:11:24.05
Tout le monde sait qu'il y a une nouvelle vision
Everyone knows there's a new vision

0:11:24.06,0:11:27.4
Dans la télévisiOOOOON
In the TVVVVVV

0:11:27.5,0:11:31
Caméra, son, ça roule dans trois, deux...
Camera, sound, rolling in three, two...

0:11:31.5,0:11:33.7
Bienvenue au show
Welcome to the show

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Et en primer, nous discutons d'un certain Hazbin qui a soudainement refait surface après sept ans d'absence
First up, we're discussing a certain Hazbin who's suddenly resurfaced after a seven year absence

0:11:38,0:11:41.2
Est-ce qu'il vous avait manqué? Avez-vous même remarqué? On fait le point ce soir.
Had he missed you? Did you even notice? We're discussing the point tonight

0:11:41.3,0:11:44.4
Le Démon de la Radio est de retour dans le décor. Pourquoi traine-t-il dans le coin
The Radio Demon is back in style. Why's he hanging out in the neighborhood?

0:11:44.5,0:11:47.4
et en-pense quoi, votre famille? Heureusement, j'ai de bonnes nouvelles!
And what does your family think? Happily, I've got good news!

0:11:47.5,0:11:50.7
C'est un loser, un fosille, et sans vouloir être hostile, c'est démon est un trouillard!
He's a loser, a fossil, and without wanting to be hostile, the demon is a coward!

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Ses paroles d'évangiles: me voler la vedette.
His gospel: Steal the star of the show

0:11:52.9,0:11:58.8
Le monde veut du visuel pas du trois décibels. Il ne mérite pas votre intérêt. Ne lui faites pas surtout confiance. J'espère qu'il a eu de bonnes vacances.
The world wants visual, not three decibels. He doesn't deserve your interest. Don't trust him. I hope he had a good vacation.

0:11:58.9,0:12:00.2
Il aurait dû décrisser!
He should've f*cked off!

0:12:00.3,0:12:03.1
Quand il traînait sur sa radio
While he was doing his radio thing

0:12:03.2,0:12:05.5
On a choisi la vidéo
We chose video

0:12:05.6,0:12:09.9
Et son médium est devenu complètement finit
And his medium is now completely finished

0:12:10.8,0:12:12.4
L'enfér se porte mieux sans lui
H*ll is better without him

0:12:12.5,0:12:15.1
Où est-ce qu'il était? Qu'est-ce qu'on en chie?
Where was he? Do we give a sh*t?

0:12:15.2,0:12:19
Salut tout le monde! Comme c'est bon de revenir en ondes
Hello everyone! How great to be back on air

0:12:19.1,0:12:23.4
Oui, je sais, ça fait un bail. L'enfer n'avait personne de taille pour vous donner de bonnes vibes.
Yes, I know, it's been ages. H*ll hasn't had anyone up to the task to bring you good vibes.

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Pêcheurs, rejouissez-vous!
Sinners, rejoice!

0:12:24.5,0:12:25.4
Quelle voix quétaine!
What a tacky voice!

0:12:25.5,0:12:29.4
AL: Un pseudo influenceur de balado vidéo poche
VOX: Connard!
AL: A psuedo video-podcast influencer
VOX: A*sh*le!

0:12:29.5,0:12:32.3
Est-ce que Vox est insécure? Il y a pas d'allure? Il veut surfer sur la vague, mais il va se noyer, c'est sûr
Is Vox insecure? Is there no allure? He wants to surf the wave, but he's surely going to drown

0:12:32.4,0:12:33.3
Le gars divague!
The guy's rambling!

0:12:33.4,0:12:35.1
Il a tous les jours un nouveau format
Everyday he has a new format

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Moi, je représente le futur! C'est la merde qui vient avant ça !
I represent the future! He's the sh*t that comes before that!

0:12:38.6,0:12:40.7
Est-il bon comme il le prétend?
Is he as good as he pretends to be?

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Ou n'est-ce rien que grâce à ces gens?
Or is it all thanks to his people?

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Il ne pourrait rien sans tous ces autres Vees
He can't do anything without all the other Vees

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Franchement?
For real?

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Et voilà la cerise sur le sundae
And the cherry on top

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Il m'a demandé de me joindre à lui
He asked me to join him
(Hin? Quoi?)
(Huh? What?)

0:12:52.9,0:12:56.3
Je lui ai dit non, y est en câlisse, qu'est-ce qu'on s'en crisse!
I told him no, there's the d*mn tea, who gives a f*uck?

0:12:56.4,0:12:59.4
Je vais te faire souffrir, mon gros chien sale
I'll make you suffer, you fat, filthy dog!

0:12:59.5,0:13:01.4
Oh-oh ! Ta télé marche mal!
Uh-oh! Your TV isn't working!

0:13:1.5,0:13:05.3
Je vais te détruire, mon osti-
I'm going to destroy you, you f*cking-

0:13:05.4,0:14:08
Je pense que t'as perdu ton signal
I think you lost your signal

0:13:14.0,0:13:17.2
Commençons
Let's begin

0:13:17.3,0:13:23.4
Tu vas souhaiter ne m'avoir jamais vu
You're going to wish you never saw me

0:13:23.5,0:13:26.3
Branche ton cul
Sit your @ss down [T/N: Literally "plug your @ss in"]

0:13:26.4,0:13:39.9
Dans un instant
In an instant

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Ton statu quo verra sa position
You status quo will see it's position

0:13:35,0:13:40
Ce sera amusant
This will be fun

0:13:43,0:13:45.5
Ha ha ha, sh*t
Ha ha ha, sh*t
Thai lyrics w/ translation made by ieatwafflefries123

Examples

Lyrics : ภาษาไทย
English Translation : Thai Language
(Background Vocals if have)

also this "ๆ" sign will echo the word like helloๆ it will be pronounced hello hello

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หวนบ้านเก่า
Welcome home.

0:27:12,0:27:17
กลับมาคราวนี้นายคงเจ็บปวดสิ้นดี
This time you're back you'll be in pain.

0:27:17,0:27:21
เชิญทายทัก กับสถานะภาพใหม่
Say hello to the new status quo.

0:27:23,0:27:26
อรุณเบิกฟ้ามาแทนวันวานแล้วนี้
The new skies replace the old one already.

0:27:26,0:27:29
เพียงแค่เปิด-ทีวี!!! (กล้องสปีด-ถ่ายในสามสอง)
Just turn on-the TV!!!. (Camera Speed-Rolling in 3.2..)

0:27:33,0:27:35.688
(รับชม-เชิญรับชม)
Come watch-Please come watch.

0:27:36,0:27:38.620
ไอไลท์ช่วงนี้เราจะพูดถึงผู้ที่ลาลับไป เเต่พึ่งพบเขาร่อนไปทั่วเมือง
This highlights will talk about a "dead" person, but just found him staying in the city.

0:27:38.812,0:27:40
หลังหายหน้าไป 7 ปี-ใครคิดถึงเขาไหม?(รับชม - เชิญรับชม)
After disappearing for 7 years-Anybody missed him?(Come watch-Please come watch)

0:27:40.500,0:27:42
ใครพูดถึงเขาไหม?(รับชม - เชิญรับชม)
Anybody talking about him?(Come watch-Please come watch)

0:27:42,0:27:43
ติดตามได้ในรายการคืนนี้
Come see with us in tonights show.

0:27:43,0:27:44
เมื่อปีศาจวิทยุกลับคืนมาใหม่
When the radio demon is back.

0:27:44,0:27:45
จะกลับมาทำไม?
Why would he?

0:27:45,0:27:47
มีความหมายนัยกับครอบครัวคุณหรือ?
Have something to do with your family?

0:27:47.500,0:27:49
ง่ายๆ คือผมมีข่าวดี
Simple I have great news.

0:27:49,0:27:51
เขาตกต่ำเเละครับคราด นี้ไม่ได้จะก้าวร้าวเลยนะ
He's in decline and dying not trying to make someone mad.

0:27:51,0:27:53
เจ้าผีนั้นมันขี้ขลาดนัก!!
That demon is a loser!!

0:27:53,0:27:54
เชื่อสิ่งที่จริงเเท้ เเย่งยอดวิวผมไม่ได้แน่ๆ
Believe in what is real cannot take away my views.

0:27:54,0:27:56
ผมเป็นภาพเขาเป็นเสียง
Im a picture and he's just a sound.

0:27:56,0:27:59
คนอย่างเขาไม่ควรให้ค่า อย่าไปฟังใดใดที่เขากล่าวว่า
He shouldn't be valued don't believe in anything he said.

0:27:59,0:28:00
ขอให้เขาพักผ่อนให้สบาย
Hope he had a nice vacay.

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แต่ให้หนีฉันไปใกลๆ!!
But stay away from me!!

0:28:03,0:28:08
วิทยุคอยซ่อนตัวเขา เเต่วิดีโอเปิดตัวพวกเรา
Radio is hiding him, but video introduced us

0:28:08,0:28:11
ทั้งตัวเขาและตัวสื่อนั้นทั้งเอาท์ทั้งเชย
He himself and his media are outdated.

0:28:12,0:28:17
เเล้วนรกก็เริ่มจะดี ไม่มีเขาใครเเคร์ล่ะนี้
And hell's getting better without him who cares now?

0:28:17,0:28:21
หวัดดีครับท่าน ดีใจที่ออนแอร์อีกครั้ง
Hello sir happy to be on air.

0:28:21,0:28:24
ครับ ผมรู้ว่านานเเค่ไหน ที่คนมีสไตล์
Yes, I know how long it is that a person with a style.

0:28:24,0:28:26
ห่างหายไม่ได้ออกอากาศ ให้นรกรื่นเริง
Missed the broadcast making hell's happy.

0:28:26,0:28:27
เสียงมันโคตรจะเชย
What an outdated voice.

0:28:27,0:28:29
พวกสมองนีท wanna be
Needy brain wannabe.

0:28:29,0:28:30
ด้วยวิดีโอพอดแคสต์กากๆ (เดี๋ยวก่อน!)
With a shitty video podcast (Hold up!)

0:28:30,0:28:33
หรือว็อกซ์มีปมอย่างแรงเเละหิวแสง? เอาเเต่ทำนู้นนี่ไปเรื่อย
Or vox just want some clout? Doing this and that.

0:28:33,0:28:35
แล้วมันเวิร์คป่ะหล่ะ? (อย่าไปฟังเสียงนกเสียงกา!)
Is it working? (Don't listen to useless sounds!)

0:28:35,0:28:38
เปลี่ยนรูปแบบรายการทุกวันชุ่ยๆ (เพื่ออนาคตก้าวใหม่!)
Everyday he changed his shitty format. (It's for the future!)

0:28:38,0:28:40
ต่างกับเขาเมื่อวานซึ่งเต่าถุย!!!
Not outdated like him!!!

0:28:41,0:28:43
แล้วว็อกซ์เขาดีดังปากจริงเหรอ?
Is vox as strong as he announced?

0:28:43,0:28:45
หรือแค่ตอนแฟนดอมคอยเจอ
Or only when his fandom support?

0:28:45,0:28:49
เขาคงจ๋อยสนิทถ้าแม้สิ้นไร้พวกวี (พอที่!)
He would be sad if he doesn't have the Vees (Enough!)

0:28:50,0:28:52
เเละเรื่องเด็ดดวงที่อยากจะเล่า
Here's a story I'm gonna tell.

0:28:52,0:28:55
ว็อกซ์ชวนนี้ไปจอยทีมเขา (หยุดเลย!)
Vox asked me to join his team! (Stop it!)

0:28:55,0:28:58
ฉันไม่รับก็เลยทำเขาเคือง เรื่องของเรื่อง
I said no and how he pissed that's the story!

0:28:58,0:29:01
ไอ่เเก่!!! ปากตำแย!!! จะล่อเกให้ฉุน!!!
Old man!!! Talkative!!! I'll make you mad!!!

0:29:01,0:29:03
โอ็ะโอ ทีวีภาพกระตุก
Oh ohh TV is glitching,

0:29:03,0:29:06
ฉันจะฆ่าแก!!!
I will kill you!!!

0:29:07,0:29:10
ฉันเกรงว่าสัญญาณโดนตัดอ่า
Im afraid the signal has been cut.

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เริ่มต้นใหม่
Let's begin.

0:29:20,0:29:25
กลับมาคราวนี้นายคงเจ็บปวดสิ้นดี
Returning this time you will be in vain.

0:29:26,0:29:29
จับตาใหว้
Eyes on me.

0:29:29,0:29:31
เพราะฉันเนี้ย
Because I.

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จะเปลี่ยนสถานะของนายให้พ่ายเเพ้พัง
Will destroy your little status quo.

0:29:37,0:29:40
โอ้มันน่าหนุกจัง
Oh this sounds like fun.

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I noticed that the video had no English subs, so I’m sending it here.

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Welcome home


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I’m gonna make you wish that you’d stayed gone


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Say hello


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To a new status quo


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Everyone knows that there’s a brand new dawn


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TURN THE TV ON!


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Welcome to the show!


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Top of the hour and we’re discussing a certain has-been who has been spotted cavorting around town after a seven year absence


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Did anybody miss him? Did anybody notice? More on tonight’s program!


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So, the Radio Demon is back in town, why’s he hangin’ around?


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What does that mean for your family? Well handily, I’ve got good news


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He’s a loser, a fossil and I don’t mean to sound hostile, but the demon is a coward!


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You can take that as gospel, pulling my viewers? Impossible!


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I'm visual, he’s barely audible


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Stop giving him the time of day


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Don’t listen to a word he’s say


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I hope he had a nice vacay


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But he should’ve stayed away!


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While he hid in radio


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We pivoted to video


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Now his medium is getting bloody rare!


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Hell’s been better since he split


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Where’s he been? - Who gives a shit?!


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Salutations! Good to be back on the air


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Yes, I know it’s a while since someone with style


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Treated Hell to a broadcast, Sinners rejoice!


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What a dated voice!


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Instead of a clout-chasing mediocre video podcast

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Come on!


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Is Vox insecure? Pursuing allure?


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Flitting between this fad and that, is nothing working?


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Ignore his chirping!


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Every day, he’s got a new format!


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You’re looking at the future! He's the shit that comes before that!


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Is Vox strong as he purports?


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Or is it based on his support?


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He’d be powerless without the other Vees


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Oh, please!


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And here’s the sugar on the cream


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He asked ME to join his team


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Hold on!


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I said no, and now he’s pissy, that’s the tea!


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You old-timey prick! I’ll show you suf-ffering


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Uh oh, the TV is buffering!


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I’ll destroy yoo-o-u-u, you little—!


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I'm afraid you've lost your signal


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Let’s begin…


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I’m gonna make you wish that you’d stayed gone


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Tune on in…


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When I’m done


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Your status quo will know its race is run


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Oh, this will be fun!


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*evil laugh*

English
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0:00:03.012,0:00:05.092
Welcome home.

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I'm gonna make you wish that you'd stayed gone.

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Say "hello" to a new status quo.

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Everyone knows that there's a brand new dawn,

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turn the TV OOOOONNN!!

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(Camera speeds, rolling three, two...)

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(Welcome to the show!)

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Top of the hour, and we're discussing a certain has-been

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who has been spotted cavorting around town after a seven year absence.

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Did anybody miss him? Did anybody notice?

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More on tonight's program!

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So the radio demon is back in town. Why's he hanging around?

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What does that mean for your family? Well, handily, I've got good news.

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He's a loser, a fossil. And I don't mean to sound hostile,

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but the demon is a coward!

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You can take that as gospel. Playing my viewers? Impossible!

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I'm visual, he's barely audible!

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Stop giving him the time of day. Don't listen to a word he'd say.

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I hope he had a nice vacay,

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but he should've stayed away!

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While he hid in radio,

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we pivoted to video!

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Now his medium is getting bloody rare!

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Hell's been better since he split.

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Where's he been? Who gives a sh*t?!

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- Salutations! Good to be back on the air!

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Yes, I know it's been a while since someone with style

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treated hell to a broadcast. Sinners rejoice!

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(- What a dated voice!)

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Instead of a clout-chasing, mediocre video podcast. (- Come on!)

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Is Vox insecure? Pursuing allure?

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Fitting between this fad and that, is nothing working?

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(- Ignore his chirping!)

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Everyday, he's got a new format!

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You're looking at the future!

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He's the sh*t that comes before that!

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Is Vox as strong as he purports,

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or is it based on his support?

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He'd be powerless without the other Vees!

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He'd be powerless without the other Vees!
(- Oh, please!)

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And here's the sugar on the cream:

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he asked ME to join his team! (- Hold on!)

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I said no, and now he's pissy! That's the tea!

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- You old-timey prick!

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I'll show you suff-f-fering!

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- Uh oh! The TV is buffering!

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- *Glitching out* I'LL DESTROY YOU, YOU LITTLE...

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- I'm afraid you've lost your signal.

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Let's begin.

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I'm gonna make you wish that I'd stayed gone.

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Tune on in.

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When I'm done,

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Your status quo will know it's race is run.

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Oh, this will be fun.

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*Sinister chuckling*

Castillian Spanish translation by Eli :)

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Vox: Este show
Vox: This show

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Ya no es lo mismo, bienvenidos sois
It's not the same, welcomed you are

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Decid adios al antiguo status quo.
Say bye to the old status quo

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Poned en marcha el televisor
Turn on the television

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Llega la emociÓNNNN
The excitement arrivESSS

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(Cámara, atentos...rodamos en tres, dos y)
(Camera, attention...we shot in three two...)

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(¡Ya empieza el show!)
(The show is starting!)

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Muy buenas, estamos hablando de cierta vieja gloria
Very good, [afternoon] we're talking about some has-been

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A la que han visto retrozado por la ciudad(¡ya empieza el show!) tras una ausencia de siete años
That has been seen walking through the street(the show is starting!) since a seven year absence

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¿Alguien lo ha hechado de menos?
Did anyone miss him?

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¡Lo veremos está noche!
We will see tonight!

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El demonio radiofónico a vuelto, ¿a qué se debe esto?
The radio demon has come back, why is it?

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¿Cómo os afectará a ti y a tu familia? Por suerte traigo buenas noticias
How will it affect you and your family? You have good luck i'm bringing good news

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Es un memo gigante y no tiene talante
He's a big dumb@ss and has no temperament

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Pues el demonio es un cobarde
Now, because the demon y is a coward

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Parece que no piensa hacer bajar mi audiencia
It seems he doesn't think to low my audience

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Si no se le oye apenas
He's not even barely audible

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No le presteis tanta atención, que espabile, no hay otra opción
Don't give him that attention, just wake up, there's no other option

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las vacaciones no alargó
He didn't extent his vacation

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¡Y habría sido lo mejor!
And it could been the best!

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En la radio se escondió
He hid in radio

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Y nunca evolucionó
And did not envolve

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Y su medio ahora poco hecho es
And now his medium is rare

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Pues se está mejor sin él
Well, it's better without him

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¿Es un descanso? ¡Ay, qué bien!
Is that a rest? Ay, finally!

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Alastor: ¿Cómo estamos? ¡Estar aquí es un placer!
Alastor: How you doing? Being here is such a pleasure!

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Ha llovido un montón
It rained so much

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Desde que alguien dio un programa al infierno. Todo un honor.
Since someone gived a program to hell, such an honor.

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Vox: ¡Qué horror de voz!
Vox: What an awful voice!

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Alastor: En vez de sacar un video podasct mediocre
Alastor: Instead of uploading a mediocre video podcast

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Ahora que hará el charlatán?
What's gonna do now the chatterbox?

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Va de moda en moda y nada le funciona
He's going from new to newer and nothing works in him

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Vox: ¡Va de qué mola!
Vox: He acts like he's cool!

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Alastor: Cada día un nuevo formato!
Alastor: Everyday a new format

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Vox: Estáis viendo el futuro
Vox: Your looking the future

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Él es la m#erda del pasado
He's the sh#t from past

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¿Es Vox tan fuerte cómo cree
 Is Vox as strong as he thinks

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O la fama no le deja ver
Or fame doesn't let him see

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Que sin las otras Uves, no sería así?
That it wouldn't be like that without the other vees

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Qué sin las otras Uves no sería así?
Vox: ¡Venga, sigue!
That it wouldn't be like that without the other vees
Vox: C'mon, Keep going! (Wtf💀)

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Alastor: Y aquí está el fin de la questión,
Alastor: And here's the end of discussion,

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A su equipo me invito
Vox: !
He invited me to his team
Vox: !

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Alastor: Yo no quise entrar y ahora me odia a mi.
Alastor: I didn't want to enter an now he hates me

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Vox: Solo un capullo es,
Vox: He's only a jerk,

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¡Voy a aplastaaa-aa-arte!
I'm gonna crush you-u-uu-uuu

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Alastor: ¡Oh oh! ¡La tele no va bien!
Alastor: Uh oh! The TV is not working right!

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Vox: *Glicheandose* TE DESTRUIRE-E-E-E-E-e-e-e... >:(
Vox: *Glitching out* I'LL DESTROY YOU-U-U-U-U-u-u-u... >:(

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Alastor: La señal se ha perdido...
Alastor: The signal has been lost...

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Este show
This show...

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Ahora es mejor desde que he vuelto yo
Is better now that I came back

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Atención
Attention

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Al final
At the end

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Sabrás que todo aquí terminará
You'll know all here will end

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Va a ser genial...
It's gonna be great...

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MUAJAJAJAJAJ
*Alastor noises*
Hello ! I'm a Frenchman and a native French speaker (fluent in English) so here's my take on the France French lyrics. I took the lyrics of another person and tried to put some corrections.

DIALOGUE
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Cet enfoiré est de retour !
That f*cker's back!

0:07:57,0:07:59
Eh, ouais, moi non plus, je pensais pas le revoir
Uh, yeah, I didn't think I'd see him again either

0:07:59,0:08:01
Ça fait sept ans !
It's been seven years!

0:08:01,0:08:03
T'es toujours contrarié qu'il t'est quasi battu ?
You're still upset he almost beat you the last time?

0:08:03,0:08:05
VOX : Euh, je t'emmerde !
Uh, f*ck you!

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J'ai rien dit
I said nothing

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Les choses ont beaucoup changer depuis qu'il a quitté la ville.
Things have change a lot since he left town

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Absolument !
Absolutely!

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Je dois faire passer le message de qui est vraiment aux commandes, maintenant.
I must pass on the message of who's really in charge now.

SONG
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Te voilà !
Here you are!

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Tu vas vite regretter d'être rentré
You're going to quickly regret having come back

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Tu n'es plus le bienvenue ici-bas
You're no longer welcome down here

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Tout le monde sait que tu es périmé
Everyone knows that you're outdate.

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Allume la télÉÉÉÉ !!!
Turn on the TVVVVVV

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Bienvenue dans le show
Welcome to the show

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L'émission commence et nous vous informons qu'un certain Hazbin a été vu en train de gambader dans les rues après sept ans d'absence.
The show is starting and we're informing you that a certain Hazbin was seen frolicking in the streets after seven years of absence.

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Est-ce qu'il vous aurait manqué ? Est-ce que vous seulement remarquez ? Plus d'informations après cette énoncé
Did you missed him? Did you even notice? More information after this announcement.

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Donc, le Démon de la Radio est revenu
Mais que peut-il bien faire dans nos rues ?
So, the Radio Demon is back
But what is he even doing in our streets?

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Qu'est-ce que ça change pour vos familles ? Pas d'inquiétude, j'ai de bonnes nouvelles !
What does that change for your families ? Don't worry, I have good news!

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C'est un perdant, un fossile, je voudrais pas être hostile, mais ce démon est un raté !
He's a loser, a fossile, I don't meanto be hostile, but the demon is a failure!

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Vous pouvez me faire confiance. Voler mon public ? Impossible.
You can trust me. Stealing my audience? Impossible.

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Son blabla n'a plus aucune cible, ce n'est qu'une voix qui parasite, un vieux bruit de fond qui crépite. Qu'il reparte en vacances, et vite !
His ramblings have no point anymore, he's just a parasitic voice, an old, crackly noise. Let hom go back on vacation, and quickly!

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Il devrait prendre la fuite!
He should run away!

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Dites "adieu" à la radio
Say "farewell" to radio

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Nous, on préfère la vidéo
We prefer video

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On veut du son et des images en enfer
We want sound and images in h*ll

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Depuis qu'il a foutu le camp
Since he got the f*ck out of here

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Putain, ce qu'on est bien maintenant
We are doing f*cking well now!

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Salutations ! Quel plaisir de vous distraire
Salutations! What a pleasure to distract you.

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Vous avez longtemps réclamé un média stylé qui vous propose que la qualité.
For a long time, you've reclaimed a stylish, high-quality media

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Écoutez-moi !
Listen to me!

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C'est quoi cette vieille voix ?
What's this old / dated voice?

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AL : Plutôt qu'un de ces médiocres petits show télé putassiers
VOX : T'es sérieux ?!
AL: Surely not one of these viewbait little mediocre TV show
VOX: Are you serious?!

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Vox est-il de ringard, ou juste un tocard ? A-t-il vraiment trouvé sa place ? Qui intéresse-t-il ?
Is Vox old-fashioned, or just an nag? Has he really found his place? Who's interested in him?

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Toi, t'es inutile !
You're useless!

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Chaque jour, il tente un nouveau format
Everyday, he tries a new format

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Mais moi, je suis le future ! Lui c'est la merde qui vient avant ça !
But I'm the future! He's the sh*t that comes before that!

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Vox est-il indispensable ?
Is Vox indispensable?

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Ou bien tout juste passable ?
Or he is just passable?

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Son image et sa voix me donnent la migraine
His voice and image give me a migraine.

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J'ai la haine !
I hate him!

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Oh ! Et il faut que vous sachiez
Oh! And I have to let you know

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Qu'il me voulait à ses côtés
That he wanted me by his side
(De quoi?)
(What?)

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J'ai refusé, il s'est vexé, quel boulet !
I refused, he got pissed, what a pain in the ass!

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Espèce de vieux connard ! Je vais te faire souffrir !
You g*ddamned old *ssh*le! I'll make you suffer!

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Oh-oh ! La télé est en train de frire
Uh-oh! The TV is getting fried

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Tu vas crever !
You'll get wrecked!

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J'ai bien peur que la connexion ne soit pas brouillée
I'm afraid the connection is lost
[T/N Brouillé verb=interfer, brouillé adjective=fight, at odds]

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Laissez-moi
Let me just

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Vous rappelez simplement qui je suis
Remind all of you of who I am

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Car ma voix est votre amie
'Cause my voice is your friend

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Vox va regretter d'avoir joué
Vox is going to regret having played [this little game]

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On va se régaler
We'll have fun / We will feast.

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Et merde !
Sh*t!