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  1. Most questions you may have can be answered by reading my pastebin
  2.  
  3.  
  4. I AM USA DOMESTIC ONLY-
  5.  
  6. If it’s not on my list below, I dont offer it.
  7.  
  8. $250 minimum order (before ship fee)mix and match anything
  9.  
  10. $250 minimum order (before shipping cost)mix and match anything
  11.  
  12. STEP #1 ($250 min order) YOU MUST INCLUDE SHIP INFO WITH YOUR ORDER OR IT WILL BE IGNORED. IF YOU ALREADY SENT YOUR ORDER WITHOUT SHIP INFO PLEASE RE-TYPE YOUR ORDER AND INCLUDE SHIP INFO. ALSO INCLUDE CARRIER OIL CHOICE.
  13.  
  14. THIS EXPLAINS HOW TO ORDER:
  15. $250 minimum BEFORE shipping
  16. Ex:
  17. 2kits - 250
  18. 1 BW - 15
  19. 4 Test C (mct or gso)- 140
  20. 4 Deca (mct or gso) - 140
  21. Ship $15
  22. Total 565
  23.  
  24. (Use your ship info)
  25. EX:
  26. Jerry Springer (RIP)
  27. 2100 Notmychild Ave
  28. New York, NY 11223
  29.  
  30. I WILL SEND A BITCOIN ADDY AFTER YOU PLACE A PROPER ORDER, MEANING YOUR ORDER QTY’s WITH SHIPPING INFO.
  31.  
  32. Getgoodlyfe @ protonmail dot com
  33.  
  34. Please allow up to 72 for me to process and ship your order.
  35.  
  36. IF ITS NOT ON MY LIST…I DONT OFFER IT
  37.  
  38. ***BITCOIN ONLY***
  39.  
  40. USA domestic only
  41.  
  42. You must use a secure email such as protonmail or tutanota or I will not reply to your email
  43.  
  44. All orders ship within 72 hours, minus weekends. :::::::::
  45.  
  46. ::::::::::::::::::::::
  47. PLEASE INCLUDE SHIP INFO WHEN ORDERING. THIS HELPS EXPEDITE YOUR ORDER.
  48. $250 minimum before shipping
  49. $250 MINIMUM BEFORE SHIPPING
  50. **********************************
  51. ANABOLICS.
  52.  
  53. GSO (Green caps)
  54.  
  55. MCT (Black caps)
  56.  
  57. ###YOU MUST SPECIFY WHICH CARRIER OIL OR I WILL CHOOSE, NO SWAPS OR REFUNDS IF YOU DONT CHOOSE###
  58.  
  59.  
  60. 12ml vials
  61.  
  62. MINIMUM OF $250 BEFORE SHIPPING
  63.  
  64. Shipping is $15
  65.  
  66. ———————————————————————————————————
  67. ——————————————————————————————————-
  68. ++SPECIFY MCT, or Grape WHEN ORDERING++ !
  69. ++You do not need to specify batch number when ordering. I will send whatever batch is currently in play. Hplc #’s are just here for dosing guidelines++
  70.  
  71. -———————————————————————————————————————-
  72. Test E can be pippy for some users
  73.  
  74.  
  75. ~Test E 250 mct - $35 (hplc 250.36, B2 268.32, 2A 252.08, 2B 240.25)
  76.  
  77.  
  78. ~Test E 250 Grape - $35 (hplc 257.48)
  79.  
  80.  
  81. ————————————————————————————————————————-—
  82.  
  83. ~Test C 250 Grape(Susceptible to crashing. Still using summer BB ratio and it’s getting cold here. Just heat and shake to clear up the vials) - $35 (hplc 245.33, B2 251.78)
  84.  
  85. ~Test C 250 mct - $35 (hplc 242.70, Batch 2 - 242.03, B3 260, B4-251.7, B5-252.75, B6-242.63, B7-249.17, B8 258.89)
  86.  
  87. ————————————————————————————————-———————-
  88.  
  89. Lady Cyp 100 (test cyp in GSO 100 mg ml)
  90. $25 (Hplc 98.26)
  91.  
  92. ————————————————————————————————————————-
  93.  
  94. ~Test U 200 GrapeSO - $35 (Hplc 225.03)
  95.  
  96. —————————————————————————–———————————————
  97.  
  98. ~Test P 100 grape - $20 (Hplc 100.62)
  99.  
  100. ~Test P 100 mct - $20 (hplc 100.19, B2-104.3, B3 105.51)
  101.  
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  103.  
  104. Sust 250 grape - $35 (Hplc 253.66, B2 248.00, B3 249.46)
  105.  
  106. ~Sust 250 mct - $35 (hplc 244.4, B2-261.7, B3 254.54, B4 259.61, B5 247.24)
  107.  
  108. ————————————————————————————————————————–—
  109.  
  110.  
  111. Baby Hulk Blend (may be slighty pippy for some users)
  112.  
  113. ~TPP100/NPP100 Blend Grape - $45 (hplc 105.6/99.12)
  114.  
  115. ~TPP100/NPP100 Blend MCT - $45 (Hplc 102.29/95.13, B2 TPP107.02 NPP102.30)
  116.  
  117.  
  118. ———————————————————————————————————————-—
  119.  
  120. ~Deca 300 Grape - $35 (hplc 300.47, B2 300.61, B3 291.25)
  121.  
  122. ~Deca 300 mct - $35 (hplc 307.4, B2 301.62, B3 305.01, B4 312.37)
  123.  
  124. ————————————————————————————————————————-
  125.  
  126. ~NPP 100 Grape - $30 (hplc 102.51, B2 105.57)
  127.  
  128.  
  129. ~NPP 100 mct - $30 (hplc 100.12, B2 99.97, B3 99.72, B4 101.65)
  130.  
  131. ———————————————————————————————————————-—
  132.  
  133. ~Tren E 200 Gso - $55 (Hplc 211.65)
  134.  
  135. ~Tren E 200 mct - $55 (hplc 198.86, B2-202.13, B3-207.98, B4-196.72, B5 200.22)
  136.  
  137. ————————————————————————————————————————-
  138.  
  139. ~Tren A grape - $40 (Hplc 102.55)
  140.  
  141. ~Tren A 100 mct - $40 (hplc 99.00, B2-97.22, 100.44, B3-103.28)
  142. ————————————————————————————————————————-
  143.  
  144. ~Mast E 200 grape - $55 (Hplc 209.16, B2 206.99)
  145.  
  146. ~Mast E 200 mct - $55 (hplc 201.58, B2-208.11, B3-204.76, B4-205.81, B5-205.38, B6 202.19)
  147.  
  148. ————————————————————————————————————————-
  149.  
  150.  
  151. ~Mast P 100 grape - $40 (hplc 104.67, B2 102.49)
  152.  
  153. ~Mast P 100 mct - $40 (hplc 97.24, B2-103.36, B3 100.69)
  154.  
  155. ————————————————————————————————————————
  156.  
  157. ~DHB 100 mct - $40 (HPLC 97.67, B2 99.53, B3 101.98)
  158.  
  159. ~DHB 100 Grape - $40 (HPLC 123.17, B2-100.76)
  160.  
  161. ——————————————————————————————————————-—
  162.  
  163. ~EQ 300 grape - $35 (HPLC 275.83, B2 305.41)
  164.  
  165. ~EQ 300 mct - $35 (hplc 269.14, B2 290.19, B3 318.22, B4 282.74, B5 290.09, B6 333.71, B7 298.05)
  166.  
  167. ——————————————————————————————————————--
  168.  
  169. SOLD OUT ~Primo GSO (B1, B2)
  170.  
  171. ~Primo E 200 mct -$100 (hplc Batch 2- 196, B3- 205.7, B4 -198.17, B5 blind tested by fishy (meso) 200.61, B6-204.44, B7-200.41, B8-205.65, B9-202.25)
  172.  
  173.  
  174.  
  175. —————————————————————————————————————---
  176. $250 MINIMUM BEFORE SHIPPING
  177. ***********************************
  178. USA DOMESTIC ONLY
  179. ***************************************
  180. GL ORAL CAPSULES (cannot split or cut) 50qty per bottle
  181.  
  182. Lady Var 5mg - $40 (hplc 4.61 mg; 4.72 mg; 4.78 mg, 4.9, 5.23, 5.17)
  183.  
  184. Anavar 25mg - $60 (hplc 23.05, 23.26, 23.34) (25.75, 25.37, 27.91)
  185.  
  186. Proviron 50 mg $65 (hplc 57.23, 53.62, 53.59) (50.82, 50.49, 52.11)
  187.  
  188. Cialis 5mg - $40 (hplc 5.16 mg; 5.07 mg; 5.17 mg)(5.02, 4.60, 5.52)
  189.  
  190. Cialis 20mg - $50 (hplc 21.75, 21.29, 21.26, 20.09 mg; 19.74 mg; 19.46 mg) (20.76, 20.23, 17.51)
  191.  
  192. Anadrol 50mg- $65 (hplc 49.28, 49.21, 51.19, 48.08, 47.78, 48.10, 49.20, 49.91))
  193.  
  194. Dbol 10mg - $40 (hplc 9.81 mg; 10.76 mg; 10.18 mg.)
  195.  
  196. Halo 10mg - $90 (hplc 9.99, 9.88, 10.14)(10/23 9.81, 9.82, 9.6, 9.76)
  197.  
  198. Winny 25mg - $50 (hplc 26.88 mg; 26.18 mg; 25.49 mg.) (25.48, 24.03, 22.95)
  199.  
  200. Nolvadex 20mg - $40 (hplc 20.06, 18.60, 19.19)
  201.  
  202. Aromasin 12.5mg - $40 (hplc 12.53, 12.41, 12.37)
  203.  
  204. Arimidex .5mg - $40 (hplc .48, .48, .50, .55, .54, .56)
  205.  
  206. Raloxifene 60mg -$60 (hplc 60.14, 58.54, 64.17)
  207.  
  208. Letrozole 2.5mg -$40 (hplc 2.57, 2.75, 2.40)
  209. *****************************************
  210. Indian Tablets Pharmaceutical ancillaries
  211.  
  212. Test results can be found on Meso
  213.  
  214. Aromasin (Exeme) 25mgx10 tabs $50 (hplc 25.51, 25.50, 25.11)
  215.  
  216. Proviron 25mgX10 tabs $35 (hplc 3 tab variance 26.28, 25.48, 26.77)
  217.  
  218. Letrozole 2.5mgx10 tabs $30 (hplc 2.5, 2.5, 2.46)
  219.  
  220. Raloxifene 60mgx10 tabs $60 (hplc 59.8, 59.9, 58.9)
  221.  
  222. Nolvadex (Tamox) 20mgx10 tabs $35 (hplc 30.57, 31.23, 31.01)
  223.  
  224. Nolvadex (Tamox) 10mgx10 tabs $20 (hplc 15.53, 14.27, 15.11)
  225.  
  226. *** SOLD OUT Arimidex (Anastro) 1mgx10 tabs $25 (hplc 1.06, 1.03, 1.05)
  227. ********************************************
  228.  
  229. Peptides and Misc..
  230.  
  231. ~ Semaglutide $100 (Blue cap) (generic) comes as 4mg powder vial $100 (hplc 4.19mg 98.8%) does not come with Bac water
  232.  
  233. ~ Tirzepatide 10mg 99% pure (Red cap)(generic) comes as 10mg powder vial. $240 per vial (hplc 9.72, 9.00, 10.45)
  234.  
  235. ~HCG 2500iu - $25 (Blue cap) (hplc 2534 IU; 2450 IU; 2583 IU)
  236.  
  237. ~ BPC157 5mg (Purple cap) $15 per vial. Comes as 5mg powder vial. 96% pure (Hplc 4.52, 4.45, 4.52)
  238.  
  239. ~TB500 5mg (orange cap 99% pure) $25/vial (hplc 4.69, 4.83, 4.65)
  240.  
  241. ~ Bacteriostatic water 30ml - $15
  242.  
  243. ************************************
  244.  
  245. OILS TESTING
  246. You must still meet the $250 minimum AFTER the credit is applied.
  247. $100 credit
  248. 1. Bloodwork MUST be uncapped
  249. 2. The date must show on the report
  250. 3. I will not accept bloodwork that is more than two months old.
  251. 4. I would like to accept only 2 blood credits per member per year.
  252. 5. Min 6 weeks on long esters, min 2 weeks on short esters.
  253.  
  254. $200 Credit for hplc testing (must post results to a forum/board to get credit and I will only pay for 1 credit per batch per carrier oil)
  255.  
  256. **************************************
  257. Caps/Tabs/Tirz/BPC testing
  258.  
  259. You MUST do a 3 cap/tab/vial variance test in order to get credit of $200
  260. ****************************************
  261.  
  262. Growth Hormone Generic Blacktop
  263.  
  264. KITS DO NOT COME WITH WATER
  265.  
  266. Blacktops 1 kit$125 = 10 vials
  267.  
  268. Batch N (hplc 93%, 10iu per vial)
  269.  
  270. Blacktops 10+ kits $120/kit
  271.  
  272. 30ml Bac water - $15
  273.  
  274. ***************************************
  275.  
  276. GH testing
  277. 4 free kits for an HPLC test (must post results to a major forum)
  278.  
  279. No compensation for igf-1 test or serum test. Plenty of these have already been done.
  280.  
  281. ***************************************
  282.  
  283. Shipping is $15.
  284. Please allow 72 hours for packaging/shipping
  285. ***BITCOIN ONLY***
  286.  
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