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Queen: Alaska: Had me actually laughing & interested on the first song, but unfortunately she fumbles afterward

Your Makeup Is Terrible: 10 Good move to place this song first on the playlist, any prospective rater will know if this rate is for them within the first minute

Anus: 3 Feels like 14 year old white boy humor re-packaged for a new audience

The T (feat. Adore Delano): 3 Can't believe the two rates I needed to read the most background for were about RuPaul's Drag Race & children's television

Come to Brazil: 5

Beautiful (Night 4 a) Breakdown: 7 Why did the video have a sequel hook?

Queen: Monét X Change

Soak It Up (Remix) (feat. Bob the Drag Queen): 8 Can't believe she sold out to Big Sponge smdh

Beyoncé: 8

Love Like This: 9 Sounds especially great at that little bit in the chorus that picks up

Vi ravviso, o luoghi ameni: 6 Bringing out the opera skills is a power move, respect

Queen: Trixie Mattel: She's playing in a lot of sounds I usually enjoy and I enjoyed her segment, but there's definitely that special something missing

Mama Don't Make Me Put on the Dress Again: 8 This is probably gonna get wrecked, but good stuff

Malibu: 9 Oh shit y'all got power pop in here too? Damn, drag rate has everything

Jackson (feat. Orville Peck): 6 A Jackson cover? Orville? Think this rate's got me in a fever dream

Hello Hello: 7 We're all hearing Apple commercial, right? Good

Queen: Adore Delano

I Adore You: 3 Intro set up something way more interesting than I got

Take Me There: 7 This is the type of mid 2010s indie pop rock that peaks playing 2pm on the side stage at Lollapalooza

27 Club: 7 The rasp elevates it

Queen: Bob the Drag Queen: Her consistency is such a major plus in this rate

Purse First: 9 "Second verse is only gonna get worse" is such a risky line, happy that she dodged a self-inflicted wound

Yet Another Dig (feat. Alaska): 8

Bitch Like Me: 8 Big ups for making a song good enough to ignore having a vertical music video

Queen: Shea Couleé

Cocky (feat. Lila Star & The Vixen): 6 There's a fun first chorus drop

Crème Brûlée: 8 We're all looking at creme right now like she got called to the principal's office

Your Name: 11 Writing this song's name on my palm so I can remember there's some actual great-sounding music in this rate

Queen: Yvie Oddly: Gonna assume she's best in small doses lol, but guess that's a big help for her in here

Hype (feat. Vanessa Vanjie Mateo): 9 This is the most annoying person in the world (complimentary)

Sick Bitch (feat. Willow Pill): 6

Winner Winner (feat. Bebe Zahara Benet & Shea Couleé): 10 Where we death dropping ladies

Queen: Aja: A pair of great beats & she sounded strong in each, good stuff

Finish Her!: 10 Flawless victory

Brujería: 9 Love this beat, and she's definitely holding her own

Queen: Bebe Zahara Benet: I like her sound a lot

Banjo: 9 We need the Banjo/Spiral Mountain mashup

Body On Me: 9 Gets the positive vibes flowing, makes ya feel good

Queen: Jujubee

Don't Wanna Love: 5 Technically competent but just meh

Bad Juju (feat. Shea Couleé): 7

Queen: Violet Chachki

Bettie: 6

Mistress Violet (feat. Allie X): 10 Now this is the kind of h*rny I can get behind

Queen: Miscellaneous: I just hope we all had fun 🤗

BOO! (feat. Saint): 9 this is 2 spooky 4 me

God Save This Queen: 7 Is this Windmill?

Now Or Never: 6 Somebody did a High School Musical marathon before penning this chorus

Feeling Fruity (feat. River Medway): 6 If I went back and uploaded this music video to 2000s youtube it'd be an instant certified meme classic

Fight for Love: 6 Brings just enough oomph in the prechorus/chorus to overcome its shortcomings

Supersonic: 6

Boy Is A Bottom: 2 Honestly that could've been way worse

The Big Girl: 6

Her Majesty: 8 Love that subtle nuanced British humor

Ooh Lala Lala: 9 Ehhh you know, there's obviously a lot of places that could use improvement, but hell if that wasn't waaay more fun than I expected. Better than the sum of its parts

Cartoons and Vodka: 7 If we were rating the music videos it would be the easiest 11

XIXI: 8 Was not expecting the jump into club banger but kudos for pulling off the landing

Scores: 8 Oh hell yes a jock jam, do you think she can help with my fantasy football team? Girl who are your waiver wire pickups?

Ding Dong! (feat. Trixie Mattel): 6 I feel like that erased something very important in my brain and hopefully we'll find out what someday

My Neck, My Back (Lick It): 4 This is legit just the Richard Cheese cover, at least do a different genre than lounge. Gimme the drag ska cover of My Neck My Back

Legs (feat. Rye Rye): 6 Damnit the gang vocals got me

Bad Bitch Tip: 10 Ohhhhh shit that was hype

Weight: 8 I could lose a couple calories to this

Hot Couture: 5 Appreciate having rep! Makes me wish I liked this more

Rubber Doll: 7

Brown Cow Stunning: 7

C.L.A.T.: 8 Crosby & Stills never fear, we got a new supergroup to handle the NY

Oops I Think I Pooped: 1 I can never go back to a pre-Oops I Think I Pooped world. The line has been breached, there is no going back

Servin' It Up!: 8 Sorry I'm not really paying attention I rewound the music video like fifteen times to watch that dude saying "Jonny McGovern exclusive" and he's all I can think about right now. Shit wait I got to the guest rapper and now he's the character of the day in my mind

Come Through (feat. Lemon): 10 Everyone doing this rate on streaming and not through the music videos are missing out

Zubi Zubi Zubi: 10 Hoping this music video won't make me regret this 10 cause hot DAMN this rips

Drag Money: 2 Where'd she get her flow, the Atacama?

Werqin' Girl (Professional): 7

Clam Happy (feat. Stacey Lee Big): 8 Indie folk in no way prepared me for this

The Same Parts: 6 When it fades out at the end it sounds like she's saying "geodude"

A Prueba De Todo: 7

Room, Pt. 2 (feat. Shea Couleé): 6

Thick Thighs (feat. Latrice Royale): 6

Angle (feat. Kornbread): 6

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