Slumber Party

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Album: The Rise & Fall Of A Midwest Princess: A bit of a roller coaster ride, but damn was it a good one

Femininomenon: 8 Does she want to peg Papa John or am I reading this wrong

Red Wine Supernova: 10 Incredible chorus, when it picks up that's when it picked up a 10. Also loving the backup vocals & interjections

After Midnight: 8 I do mind. Please stay away from me

Coffee: 5 This song was brought to you by Big Coffee

Casual: 9 The second half is where it earns the big bucks

Super Graphic Ultra Modern Girl: 9 Brings me no pleasure to report Chappell saying "you. can't. come." surely unlocked somebody's kink

HOT TO GO!: 10 Gwen ran so Chappell could also run

My Kink Is Karma: 9 But my kink is watching people happy & flourishing

Picture You: 4

Kaleidoscope: 5

Pink Pony Club: 8 That guitar solo could've had some more oomph tbh. Those solo synths at the start of the final chorus are great though. Okay wait, second guitar sounds better

Naked In Manhattan: 7 Who puts the New York song in between the two California songs???

California: 4 Thanks for naming your slow song California so I know I can tune out

Guilty Pleasure: 7 Wow, she likes weed AND movies? She's so crazyyyy

Album: Quarter Life Crisis (Deluxe): Probably doesn't help that she's being rated against three very strong personalities lol. A few good tracks and mostly middling indie pop. Sorry, hope you don't read this rate and feel worse

We Can Be Anything: 8 You've created an infinite loop of magic pixie dream girls

kid genius: 5 Somebody stuff her in a locker

Dream Girl: 9 The Baby Queen doesn't pull an all-time flop hopes rests on you, little one

i can't get my shit together: 6 The sing-talk chorus has potential but the soft build-up is a bit too limp and it just culminate with the crack of the bat the way it should

Love Killer: 5 Festival ass indie pop

Grow Up: 5 A coming of age, I'm still stumbling my way into adulthood indie pop anthem always has great potential, but she has negative levels of charisma so I end up being like "yeah you really should :("

Quarter Life Crisis: 2 Following up "I can't grow up" with "maybe all my best years are behind me" is an insane move and really makes you ponder

Die Alone: 5 Awww man, was actually feeling this "I feel like shit" song and then it hit the most generic sing-talk over a sparse beat section

Obvious: 9 Heeeeyyy look at that. You have another song to even slightly threaten to pull a Bad Girls. Just a strong emotionally wistful track

23: 6 This better be about Michael Jordan

every time i get high: 4 I watch five to six straight episodes of the Simpsons

a letter to myself at 17: 9 I mean, it's no Anthems for a Seventeen Year Old Girl, but what is, you know? She sounds good in this shade of reflective. Had room to unfold into something more lush that would've been truly incredible, but still, a strong closer for the normal album.

video games: 3 Oh this is where the deluxe starts lol. This would've been an insane choice to follow up the previous song on the normal record

u suck!: 5 You did this to yourself

Album: Juno (Deluxe): Consistently good, think Remi pulls up a lot of tracks to a good rating through sheer willpower and a fun, bouncy palette

Fired: 5 Starting off with the bonus tracks is an interesting idea usually but I think it might cost her in the case, this is a way worse starting track than Liquor Store. Like it's not even bad, but loses points when I realize it's twenty more minutes to the fireworks factory

Cake: 8 There we go, now we're talking

Liz: 7 When I saw her at Lolla she brought out Liz

Michael: 8

Sugar: 7 Eating a burger at the outdoor tables type track

Liquor Store: 10 Insanely fun opener

Anthony Kiedis: 8

wyd: 8

Guerrilla: 8 Remi using that singing in the fan production

Quiet On Set: 10 She climbed out of the television from a 90s Nickelodeon marathon and dropped this

Volkiano: 7

Front Tooth: 9 Love her voice, so expressive

Grumpy Old Man: 8

Buttermilk: 8

Sally: 9 Remi as the lead of an indie rock outfit would go hard as hell

Sexy Villain: 8

Buzz Me In: 7

Street You Live On: 7

Album: going...going...GONE!: What an immensely promising artist, def a top rookie of the year

gimme all ur luv: 7

girlfriend: 10 Such an obvious star maker. There is no sensible universe where she didn't get the rocket strapped to her after this

heavun: 10 Has the DNA of all those propulsive 80s synthpop hits

enknee1: 11 hemlocke springs 🤝 Sufjan Stevens

pos: 7

the train to nowhere: 9 The way she goes "is it ever gonna be enough" & the drop after kinda reminds me of Metric - Gold Guns Girls

going...going...GONE!: 7

sever the blight: 10 Just when you thought she couldn't get more theatrical

stranger danger!: 7

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