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Despacito 2

Aug 30th, 2018
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  1. using System;
  2. using System.Collections.Generic;
  3. using System.Diagnostics;
  4. using System.Linq;
  5. using System.Text;
  6. using System.Threading.Tasks;
  7.  
  8. namespace ConsoleApp2
  9. {
  10.     class Program
  11.     {
  12.         static void Main(string[] args)
  13.         {
  14.             Console.Title = "Despacito 2 - EXE Edition";
  15.             System.Diagnostics.Process.Start("Despacito2.mp4");
  16.             System.Threading.Thread.Sleep(6500);
  17.             Console.WriteLine("Ai Ai");
  18.             System.Threading.Thread.Sleep(3500);
  19.             Console.WriteLine("Ocean Man");
  20.             System.Threading.Thread.Sleep(2250);
  21.             Console.WriteLine("Ooooh, Uno");
  22.             System.Threading.Thread.Sleep(2750);
  23.             Console.WriteLine("Uno (Hey Yeah)");
  24.             System.Threading.Thread.Sleep(5000);
  25.             Console.WriteLine("Keys, somebody taste my oversized biscuit please");
  26.             System.Threading.Thread.Sleep(5000);
  27.             Console.WriteLine("Take my large taco and eat it carefully (Di,Di)");
  28.             System.Threading.Thread.Sleep(5500);
  29.             Console.WriteLine("E, Get the fuck away from my mango, man");
  30.             System.Threading.Thread.Sleep(7500);
  31.             Console.WriteLine("Ye Boiiii");
  32.             System.Threading.Thread.Sleep(3500);
  33.             Console.WriteLine("Memes, you need a high IQ to get the E");
  34.             System.Threading.Thread.Sleep(3000);
  35.             Console.WriteLine("But I'm a silly man with a small dick");
  36.             System.Threading.Thread.Sleep(2750);
  37.             Console.WriteLine("So to compensate I rather be a pussy");
  38.             System.Threading.Thread.Sleep(5250);
  39.             Console.WriteLine("Yame, Yame, Yame, Yame, Ya-Ya-Yame");
  40.             System.Threading.Thread.Sleep(2500);
  41.             Console.WriteLine("Don't know what it means, but imma say Yame");
  42.             System.Threading.Thread.Sleep(3000);
  43.             Console.WriteLine("Singing Oooh");
  44.             System.Threading.Thread.Sleep(3000);
  45.             Console.WriteLine("What the fuck tho?");
  46.             System.Threading.Thread.Sleep(3000);
  47.             Console.WriteLine("Ate my last burrito");
  48.             System.Threading.Thread.Sleep(5500);
  49.             Console.WriteLine("Fuck it let's collab with Migos");
  50.             System.Threading.Thread.Sleep(3000);
  51.             Console.WriteLine("Thot, Thot, Thot!");
  52.             System.Threading.Thread.Sleep(1500);
  53.             Console.WriteLine("Raindrops, Thot Tops (Thot Tops)");
  54.             System.Threading.Thread.Sleep(3000);
  55.             Console.WriteLine("Smokin' on cookie in the Thot Box (Cookie)");
  56.             System.Threading.Thread.Sleep(3000);
  57.             Console.WriteLine("Gimme some more burritos");
  58.             System.Threading.Thread.Sleep(7000);
  59.             Console.WriteLine("INB4 I eat Mentos");
  60.             System.Threading.Thread.Sleep(2000);
  61.             Console.WriteLine("My feet tho");
  62.             System.Threading.Thread.Sleep(1000);
  63.             Console.WriteLine("The fuck, yo?");
  64.             System.Threading.Thread.Sleep(1000);
  65.             Console.WriteLine("Soggy, Soggy, Soggy");
  66.             System.Threading.Thread.Sleep(1000);
  67.             Console.WriteLine("Yo mama, begone thot");
  68.             System.Threading.Thread.Sleep(2000);
  69.             Console.WriteLine("I used to provoke my crickets");
  70.             System.Threading.Thread.Sleep(2000);
  71.             Console.WriteLine("It can be the best meal, yo");
  72.             System.Threading.Thread.Sleep(4000);
  73.             Console.WriteLine("Took a shito");
  74.             System.Threading.Thread.Sleep(1000);
  75.             Console.WriteLine("");
  76.             System.Threading.Thread.Sleep(1000);
  77.             Console.WriteLine("");
  78.             System.Threading.Thread.Sleep(1000);
  79.             Console.WriteLine("");
  80.             System.Threading.Thread.Sleep(1000);
  81.             Console.WriteLine("");
  82.             System.Threading.Thread.Sleep(1000);
  83.             Console.WriteLine("");
  84.             System.Threading.Thread.Sleep(1000);
  85.             Console.WriteLine("Made By");
  86.             System.Threading.Thread.Sleep(1000);
  87.             Console.WriteLine("HVENetworks (https://hvenetworks.cf/Despacito2/)");
  88.             System.Threading.Thread.Sleep(18000);
  89.         }
  90.     }
  91. }
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