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- Gosh it disturbs me to see you, my Duke
- Looking so down in the dumps
- Every guy here'd love to be you, my Duke
- Even when taking your lumps
- There's no man in 'Chan as admired as you
- You're ev'ryone's favorite guy
- Ev'ryone's awed and inspired by you
- And it's not very hard to see why!
- No one's slick as the Duke!
- No one's quick as the Duke!
- No one's rhymes are incredibly sick as the Duke's!
- For there's no man in town half as manly...
- Perfect, a pure paragon.
- You can ask any Aether or Sherman...
- And they'll tell you whose team they prefer to be on!
- No one's been like the Duke
- A king pin like the Duke
- No one throws down a buck load of >feels like the Duke!
- As a specimen, yes, I'm intimidating
- My what a guy, Duke of Derpy!
- Give five "hurrahs!"
- Give twelve "hip-hips!"
- The Duke is the best
- And the rest is all trips!
- No one writes like the Duke
- Join RD's flight like the Duke
- In a crossover nobody's light like the Duke
- For there's no one as well loved and missed,
- And these words come right from 4 Chaaaaan
- Not a bit of his work is ignored now...
- (That's right!)
- And ev'ry last word of mine's read thin and bare!
- No one hits like the Duke
- Matches wits like the Duke
- In a typing match none can type fast like the Duke
- I'm especially good at my chapter building
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- Ten posts for the Duke!
- When I was a lad I wrote four dozen shorts
- Ev'ry morning to help me get large
- And now that I'm grown I write five dozen chapters
- My pastebin's the size of a barge!
- No one fights like Loki
- Cuts his arm like Loki
- Then starts punching out some Diamond Dogs like Loki
- I use gemstones in all of my decorating
- OHH WHAT A DUUUUKE, DERRRPYYYY!!!
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