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==IN-BATTLE TEXT==

SWAMPTROGG attacked!
PHILLIP makes an earnest appeal to family values! SWAMPTROGG becomes MORAL and takes a vow of pacifism! SWAMPTROGG bursts into flame! PHILLIP doesn't know what's going on! SWAMPTROGG reminices about his lost youth! PHILLIP stifles a yawn! PHILLIP suddenly becomes MUSCLED! SWAMPTROGG wears a poker face! PHILLIP takes a surprise swing! SWAMPTROGG takes damage and goes BERSERK! PHILLIP suddenly learned the MYSTERY PUNCH skill! SWAMPTROGG suddenly remembers a dentist appointment! PHILLIP started to dance! SWAMPTROGG started to dance! PHILLIP and the SWAMPTROGG both feel selfconscious and stop! SWAMPTROGG shows his long, long teeth! PHILLIP becomes SPOOKED! SWAMPTROGG gets a CRAMP for 30 DAMAGE! PHILLIP is cautiously sympathetic! PHILLIP and the SWAMPTROGG both have a brief scuffle! PHILLIP takes damage! SWAMPTROGG comes off the worse for wear! You're all mysteried out!
SKULL CRAB attacked!
ROSWELL made a nasty comment on SKULL CRAB's appearance! SKULL CRAB kept his resolve! ROSWELL did a wierd trick with his eyes! SKULL CRAB got SPOOKED! ROSWELL contemplated why he was fighting! SKULL CRAB began to ROTATE SLOWLY! SKULL CRAB spontaneously combusted! ROSWELL asked SKULL CRAB for some advice. SKULL CRAB thought a bit and replied, "Always remember the scent of mother." SKULL CRAB whirls around! ROSWELL got nipped! ROSWELL acted ALOOF! SKULL CRAB scoffed and replied, "Well, if you're not going to take this seriously, neither will I." ROSWELL accidently STUTTERS! SKULL CRAB listens and makes several CONSIDERED RESPONSES! ROSWELL tried to come up with a WITTY RETORT, but FAILED! SKULL CRAB misses home. ROSWELL gave his opponent THE BIRD! SKULL CRAB is PISSED! SKULL CRAB is PISSED! You're all mysteried-out!
SKULL CRAB and FETUS attacked!
ROSWELL recited the alphabet backwards! FETUS got DISTRACTED! SKULL CRAB checked his watch! FETUS suddenly bursts from within! ROSWELL takes damage! SKULL CRAB takes damage! SKULL CRAB moves his arm akwardly and creates a FART NOISE! ROSWELL looks embarrased! FETUS looks embarrased! ROSWELL dealt a BERSERKER BLOW! FETUS took damage! SKULL CRAB took damage! ROSWELL's stomach begins to rumble! SKULL CRAB is paranoid about LEAVES! FETUS drools! ROSWELL attempts to dance and fails! ROSWELL takes damage! SKULL CRAB wants to see his wife again! ROSWELL looked awkward! FETUS has homework to do! ROSWELL extended a hand of friendship! SKULL CRAB  cautiously accepts! FETUS cautiously accepts! You're all mysteried-out!
Two SKULL CRABS attacked!
ROSWELL sings a song! SKULL CRAB 1 got DISTRACTED! SKULL CRAB 2 checked his watch! SKULL CRAB 1 suddenly explodes! ROSWELL takes damage! SKULL CRAB 2 takes damage!