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Rate: Ratemas

Disclosure - My High (feat. slowthai & Aminé): 9 This needs to survive long enough to play before all the other songs here used as reveal fakeout jokes

Björk - Hyperballad: 7

Fifth Harmony - Miss Movin' On: 4 Really stretching the definition of All-Star I see

Rate: Trans Women of Experimental

SOPHIE - Faceshopping: 8 The way this song makes me want to move is illegal in twenty-nine different U.S. states

Quay Dash - Queen of This Shit: 9 Remember her having some sick beats in that rate, and this is definitely a great one

Arca - KLK (feat. ROSALÍA): 8

Rate: 2000's Legendary MCs

Lil' Kim - How Many Licks? (ft. Sisqo): 9

Trina - B R Right (ft. Ludacris): 7 Any song can be improved by a Ludacris feature it's simply science

Rate: K-Pop Girl Groups Smackdown: Just wanted to give a final official shoutout to GG Smackdown, the combo of ratemas and the fun of this rate pushing me to explore a lot more (especially in music with foreign languages) is the reason why I'm so involved with rates today

fromis_9 - LOVE BOMB: 10 Gotta be one of my top five bombs

TWICE - FANCY: 8 Idk I just really like the use of fancy like "I fancy you." Makes me feel like a firm but socially awkward nobleman who owns 8.5 horses and struggles to show his affection

Rate: 2021 Ultimate

Lil Nas X - INDUSTRY BABY (feat. Jack Harlow): 10 The Jack Harlow is good actually? era sure lasted one song

Billie Eilish - Oxytocin: 6

Olivia Rodrigo - good 4 u: 9 I hate this song for getting my hopes up for a year before I lost my life savings in the Mainstream Pop Punk Stock Crash of 2022

Rate: 2014 Y/N Boy Bands

One Direction - No Control: 8 Perhaps I underestimated you

One Direction - Act My Age: 5 Perhaps I overestimated you

Rate: Modern Acclaimed Hip Hop

Run the Jewels - walking in the snow: 11 Just an unbelievable track. Think my 11 here came down to which song would make me most irate if it left day one, and well, hope this doesn't get robbed

Genesis Owusu - The Other Black Dog: 10 SO glad we got to sneak this into a popheads rate, might be my favorite album of the last few years

Rate: Rateggaeton

Bad Bunny - Safaera (feat. Jowell & Randy & Ñengo Flow): 10 Love a multipart smasha

Karol G - EL MAKINON (ft. Mariah Angeliq): 9

Rate: 2021 Indie Women

Lucy Dacus - Hot & Heavy: 10 Now even hotter & heavier

Japanese Breakfast - Paprika: 10 I can't open my spice cabinet anymore without wanting to bang a gong

Snail Mail - Valentine: 10 Surely she won't Snail Fail this time!

Rate: 21st Century Eurovision

Go_A - SHUM: 6

Mahmood - Soldi: 10 Hgggh colonel I'm trying to sneak around, but this sounds crazy good, and the clap clap of Soldi is alerting the guards

Rate: 2021 Electronic Pop

Magdalena Bay - You Lose!: 10 This title is always gonna be such a setup lmao. This might've been my 11 if I didn't want to avoid a repeat

Kero Kero Bonito - Princess and the Clock: 10

Porter Robinson - Look at the Sky: 10 Makes me wanna touch all the grass

Rate: 2000's Futuristic R&B

Aaliyah - Try Again: 10 The true All-Stars theme song

Aaliyah - More Than A Woman: 8

Kelis - Milkshake: 7 Me and the boys getting rowdy at Kelis' bimonthly milkshake shindig

Rate: 2021 K-Pop Essentials

KEY - Bad Love: 8 His voice pops nicely in the chorus

ENHYPEN - Drunk-Dazed: 10 The Get Hype meter's off the charts with this one

aespa - Next Level: 8 I still don't know what a naevis is and at this point I'm too afraid to ask

Rate: Not So Main Pop Girls

Madison Beer - BOYSHIT: 10 Giving this a ten amongst all these great all-star selections is character growth on both our ends

Ava Max - So Am I: 7 Ava Max releasing this five years too late for Glee is a tragedy for the ages

Rate: New Wave Giants

Blondie - Heart of Glass: 9 Now that Talking Heads won their face-off I can firmly say with no reservations this song rocks

The B-52's - Rock Lobster: 9 Every time I listen to this it shocks me all over again that it's seven minutes in length. Some parts of this feels like thirty years have passed by, but hell if it still ain't great

The Go-Go's - We Got The Beat: 9 A true power pop classic

Rate: Charity Rate IV

Sophie Ellis-Bextor - Murder on the Dancefloor: 9 Good thing Professor Layton's in this rate he can solve this murder case

The Cure - Just Like Heaven: 10 Maybe one day I'll find someone that makes me feel like this

Kinoko Teikoku - Sweet Osmanthus Night: 8 Not my WHIREPOOL, but still solid

Rate: Live Action Disney/Nick Soundtracks

High School Musical - Bet On It: 6

iCarly - Leave It All To Me: 7

Descendants - Chillin Like A Villain: 7 I can't unscrobble this scrobble and you're all to blame

Rate: Y2UK Girl Groups

Girls Aloud - Sound of the Underground: 10 I'd be so damn mad if I was in the boy band that had to compete against this song

Sugababes - Push the Button: 8

Rate: Video Game Instrumentals

Ducktales Remastered - Moon Theme: 10 If you give this less than a five Buzz Aldrin will pop you right in the face

Professor Layton - Theme of the Unwound Future: 10 Professor Slayton in The Case of the Unadulterated Bop

Rate: 2018 Indie Pop

Let's Eat Grandma - Donnie Darko: 10 Oh boy, eleven minutes!

Let's Eat Grandma - Hot Pink: 10 Types "Hot Pink/Faceshopping rave dj" in my notes and nods approvingly

MGMT - Me and Michael: 8 There are two cats inside of you. One is me, one is Michael

Rate: 2010's Alt R&B

Frank Ocean - Novacane: 10 Another song I'd consider 11ing if I didn't want a repeat 11, just the coolest beat

Miguel - Adorn: 10 This song's too damn smooth! Somebody stop him!

Rate: Drag Rate

Priyanka - Come Through (feat. Lemon): 9 I can divide my life into B.L.V. (Before Lemon's Verse) and A.L.V. (After Lemon's Verse)

Bebe Zahara Benet - Banjo: 8 Instrumental's hitting a lot more this time around

Alaska Thunderfuck - Your Makeup Is Terrible: 8 I enjoyed this but tbh Alaska getting out of drag rate zeroless despite having this song said a lot more about her competition

Rate: Main Rap Girls

Megan Thee Stallion - Girls in the Hood: 8 Someone send Megan an anime rate ballot

Doja Cat - Streets: 9

Rate: Cyberpop: My bad y'all

Charli XCX - Track 10: 9

Charli XCX - Backseat (feat. Carly Rae Jepsen): 7

Kero Kero Bonito - Trampoline: 10 Irritating half of the All Stars 6 hosts by reminding them of Charly Bliss' pee trampoline whilst giving a KKB 10

Rate: Unreleased Songs

Charli XCX - Taxi: 8 It's not that ya-ya-ya-ya-ya song from Crazy Taxi but it'll do in a pinch

Addison Rae - I Got It Bad: 8 Will tell my kids about the day Addison Rae got super close to winning a popheads rate

Ayesha Erotica - Literal Legend: 8 Oh, to be in the shoes of a person who makes this their first rate or who only does 1-2 rates other than this, and finishes up with this as their final song

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