sdj confirmed illuminati

SDJlegion is Illuminati. Confirmed.

SDJ is 3 letters long. SDJ is 9 years old.
3+9 = 12
There are 12 eggs in a full carton.
Egg has 3 letters.
12x3 = 36
legion in numbers is 13910π.
1+3+9+1 = 14
π = pie. Pie is round. Circles are round.
Circles is 7 letters.
14+7=21
36-21 = 15
There are 15 tennis balls in a box. Boxes are square.
A square has 4 sides.
15-4 = 11.
There are 11 months in a year, besides March.
Soldiers march. Soldiers are in legions.
Legion has 6 letters.
11-6 = 5
Jesus was 5 years old in 5AD. Jesus was son of God. God backwards is Dog. Dogs bark. Trees have bark.
Tree has 4 letters. 5-4 = 1.
One is the loneliest number. Lonely has 6 letters. Lonely is the same in 3 tenses.
1+3 = 4
Thor has a hammer. Hammers are used to insert nails. Nails = Snails. Snails are gooey.
Gooey has 3 vowels.
3+4 = 7
7 upside down is L. Lion. Lions have a mane. Mane is 4 letters long.
7-4... = 3
Illuminati Triangle has 3 points.
ILLUMINATI CONFIRMED.