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  1. Username: welcome2thejam
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  3. Album: Un Verano Sin Ti: Much like a lot of albums this size, a little bit of trimming could go a long way, but still incredibly solid overall
  4.  
  5. Moscow Mule: 8 "An actually fun water level" type beat
  6.  
  7. Después de la Playa: 9 "Old school JRPG world exploring" type beat until it isn't, gotta love the switch-up
  8.  
  9. Me Porto Bonito: 5 The guest is kinda killing it in a bad way
  10.  
  11. Tití Me Preguntó: 10 Es el smasha
  12.  
  13. Un Ratito: 8 My barely remembers high school Spanish class ass was so excited for a song about a tiny rat
  14.  
  15. Yo No Soy Celoso: 8 Comparing his heartbreak to the OKC Thunder breakup worked on me, that shit is tragic
  16.  
  17. Tarot: 10 Maybe my favorite beat so far, got so much pep in its step
  18.  
  19. Neverita: 8 Bad Bunny heard he was up against some main pop boys this time around and said "got a dance pop hit in the chamber for ya"
  20.  
  21. La Corriente: 7 That speeding up drums bit into the climax always gets my approval
  22.  
  23. Efecto: 5 It's meh drowsy Drake beat adjacent
  24.  
  25. Party: 7 Did the Vengaboys make this?
  26.  
  27. Aguacero: 7
  28.  
  29. Enséñame a Bailar: 7
  30.  
  31. Ojitos Lindos: 8 Popped up when I recognized those horns from the rate trailer
  32.  
  33. Dos Mil 16: 7 He came back to 2016 to do two things: fuck for three straight days & tell absolutely no one of the horrors to come in the next few years
  34.  
  35. El Apagón: 10 Petition to delay the rate a month so the reveal happens the week Bad Bunny is hosting and probably wrestling at a WWE show in Puerto Rico
  36.  
  37. Otro Atardecer: 9 A Bad Bunny indie pop album is suddenly way more in reach than I ever expected
  38.  
  39. Un Coco: 5
  40.  
  41. Andrea: 11 Love this beat, hypnotizing with just enough heat to keep me super engaged. Great storytelling. Breathtaking track
  42.  
  43. Me Fui de Vacaciones: 7 Tbh this album is long enough that a mid-record vacation sounds nice
  44.  
  45. Un Verano Sin Ti: 6
  46.  
  47. Agosto: 7
  48.  
  49. Callaita: 8 Those birds sure got super close during the transition from the last song
  50.  
  51. Album: Harry's House: Some hits, some misses. Suppose gun to my head I'd come down in favor of it in non-Grammy related discourse though
  52.  
  53. Music for a Sushi Restaurant: 3 Harry, move! Harry, the low scores are coming! Oh God he's advertising AirPods. He can't hear us. Oh my god
  54.  
  55. Late Night Talking: 8 That chorus is a catchy little morsel
  56.  
  57. Grapejuice: 9 [Takes a big ol whiff] Mmm... vintage
  58.  
  59. As It Was: 10 Should consider itself lucky I avoided the radio last year and thus the overplay that hacked my enjoyment of Adore You to bits
  60.  
  61. Daylight: 3 Hate the intro, wish it stayed in the slightly rocking part of the song
  62.  
  63. Little Freak: 6
  64.  
  65. Matilda: 8 Close, but that one dance scene from the Matilda musical movie still outsold
  66.  
  67. Cinema: 7 Show me the Letterboxd account Harry
  68.  
  69. Daydreaming: 10 Good grooves
  70.  
  71. Keep Driving: 6 Elaborate on the tea with cyborgs bit, that sounds more interesting
  72.  
  73. Satellite: 10 Well hell, maybe if more of the album was like this, the Grammy would've been just a little warranted (but only a little)
  74.  
  75. Boyfriends: 4
  76.  
  77. Love Of My Life: 6
  78.  
  79. Album: Dawn FM: How Do I Make You Love Me -> Out of Time is wall-to-wall home runs, the rest of the album is generally good but that's the killer stretch of this rate
  80.  
  81. Dawn FM: 5 This should still at least beat the bonus
  82.  
  83. Gasoline: 7 Mixed feelings on what they're doing with his voice in the verses, but the chorus is a certified bop
  84.  
  85. How Do I Make You Love Me?: 10 The build up to the first chorus is perfection, its shifting the gear and accelerating to light speed
  86.  
  87. Take My Breath: 10 Divorced with time from the "it's Blinding Lights 2" feeling it got at release, I can 100% confirm this goes hard as hell
  88.  
  89. Sacrifice: 9 Another ridiculously good instrumental that makes me want to drive into the neon unknown
  90.  
  91. A Tale By Quincy: 6
  92.  
  93. Out of Time: 10 You know I'm handing the stunning Weeknd city pop track the double digits, there was never any doubt
  94.  
  95. Here We Go...Again: 8 A 12 if the song was just "you gon sign this prenup" for three and a half minutes
  96.  
  97. Best Friends: 7 Would be a killer cyberpunk action theme if you ignore literally all of the lyrics
  98.  
  99. Is There Someone Else: 6 Love me a good Weeknd "hey!"
  100.  
  101. Starry Eyes: 7
  102.  
  103. Every Angel Is Terrifying: 8 Deserves to beat interludephobia
  104.  
  105. Don't Break My Heart: 7
  106.  
  107. I Heard You're Married: 6 Word to Larry
  108.  
  109. Less Than Zero: 8 From all I've read this is Dawn FM's Cruel Summer situation, and likewise I would still give it just a solid 8
  110.  
  111. Phantom Regret by Jim: 7 What character do you imagine Jim is during this song? The Riddler? Ace Ventura? Robotnik in full Sonic 2 garb?
  112.  
  113. Moth To A Flame: 8 The king of adultery bops does it again!
  114.  
  115. BONUS TRACKS
  116.  
  117. I Feel Funny: 1 Rate crime. Go directly to rate jail.
  118.  
  119. END
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