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  1. Potente Byrd Mæmes06/07/2019
  2. and gwynfor is very resistent to cold! so he takes his cloak off, and wraps it around ornstein...
  3. loki and gwyndolin in the distance, excitedly bouncing and shipping it: :heart_eyes:
  4. so ive had a thought
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  6. itsAlana06/07/2019
  7. :3c
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  9. Potente Byrd Mæmes06/07/2019
  10. heimdall probably keeps an eye on jotunheim.... do u think hes noticed the jotnar have apparently made contact with a previously unknown realm? noticed the trade, maybe even noticed the jotun crown prince's new spouse.... and if so, do u think he tells odin about any of it, and so asgard is somewhat aware of these changes even before gwyndolin and loki decide to finally call for negotiations?
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  12. itsAlana06/07/2019
  13. :eyes: ooooh.....
  14. hey..... whateth iffeth.... he reported something to odin... n the kings hotheaded idiot son was there...... and was like "well CLEARLY theyre plotting something" and did a hotheaded idiot thing....
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  16. Potente Byrd Mæmes06/07/2019
  17. honestly that seems likely
  18. esp since heimdall surely has noticed the flood of new people and supplies and gathering
  19. if looked at with a biased eye, jotunheim and their new ally could be Suspicious
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  21. Potente Byrd Mæmes06/07/2019
  22. lmao...
  23. heimdall coming to report to odin and thor that the jotnar have seemingly made contact with a previously unknown realm (hmm!!) and have apparently formed an alliance (hmmm!!!!!) and theres a lot of supplies going back and forth and a lot of movement and hubbub on jotunheim (hmmmmm!!!!!!!)
  24. even without the casket of ancient winters, with an ally to bolster them, the jotnar could be dangerous again.....
  25. im sure heimdall delievers it as impartially as he can but even heimdall has his biases
  26. im sure he also thinks its suspishy
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  28. itsAlana06/07/2019
  29. fishy fishy~
  30. im sure it doesnt help that theres armed jotnar going to anor londo to fight dergons....
  31. because that means theres armed jotnar...
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  33. Potente Byrd Mæmes06/07/2019
  34. oh yeah seeing the movement of armed jotnar going to and from the realm heimdall still cant see
  35. and, also, huge armed men coming to jotunheim and training the jotnar in combat
  36. HMMMM
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  38. itsAlana06/07/2019
  39. heimdall: im not saying theyre preparing for war or to launch an assault, But,
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  41. Potente Byrd Mæmes06/07/2019
  42. theres definitely increasing combat readiness and the unknown ally is definitely making the jotnar stronger
  43. probably even providing the jotnar with actual metal armors too
  44. the jotnar seem to me to have relied mostly on their natural defenses with minimal added armors, but now theyre being provided with more armor
  45. jotnar covering all weaknesses....HMMMM
  46. (in reality its to make them less susceptible to dragon chomps)
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  48. itsAlana06/07/2019
  49. :3c oh what a good misunderstanding..........
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  51. Potente Byrd Mæmes06/07/2019
  52. and odin could decide to sit back and observe a while longer, and to make plans, probably thinking to go contact jotunheim when hes good and ready and prepared to then ask "okay the fuck you doing this time laufey"
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  54. but thor, being a hothead, doesnt see odin as being practical and careful...
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  56. itsAlana06/07/2019
  57. thor: father wont you DO something >:C
  58. odin: in time, my son
  59. thor: (grumble grumble the time is now before the build power...)
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  61. Potente Byrd Mæmes06/07/2019
  62. :3c seems like the perfect moment for thor to go be a hothead and run off to jotunheim and drag his friends along with him
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  64. itsAlana06/07/2019
  65. :3ccccc
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  67. Potente Byrd Mæmes06/07/2019
  68. whats better... full hothead dumbass charging into thick of it to try and challenge laufey for answers himself a la thor 1, or a more funny route of first bumping into one or more of the mysterious new allies........ such as a very big man with big hair and a startlingly friendly demeanor who doesnt take this encounter at all seriously (at least on the surface) and his far more grouchy and guarded golden knight....
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  70. itsAlana06/07/2019
  71. ohhhh god theyre both good............
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  73. Potente Byrd Mæmes06/07/2019
  74. because imagine thor and sif and the warriors three trying to sneak up on the jotnar, trying to spy a little, planning how they'll approach... and then bumping into/failing to notice until the pair are practically on them Gwynfor and Ornstein
  75. and gwynfor just being like oh hello!!! are you lost?
  76. do i know you??
  77. orn like UH......I DONT THINK THEYRE FROM LORDRAN....
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  79. itsAlana06/07/2019
  80. l m a o
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  82. Potente Byrd Mæmes06/07/2019
  83. i love this
  84. i want this to happen
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  86. itsAlana06/07/2019
  87. blease....
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  89. Potente Byrd Mæmes06/07/2019
  90. even when it comes out that this band is asgardian, and even if it puts ornstein on edge, gwynfor is still :D
  91. why be hostile?
  92. sure hes aware the jotnar and asgardians are on poor footing but that doesnt mean he cant be friendly and helpful!
  93. maybe theyre lost?
  94. (inwardly hes aware they might be up to no good but hes hoping to disarm the situation with amicability)
  95. (lets not be hasty lets talk it out etc)
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  97. itsAlana06/07/2019
  98. awwww thats so good and cute.... i love gwynfor....
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  100. Potente Byrd Mæmes06/07/2019
  101. you dont become god of war by being a reactionary idiot
  102. in the end he manages to gently goad them to go back home without even seeing any jotnar, because he put them so offkilter even hothead thor was just ?????????um ok
  103. goes back home and heimdall and odin there like "had fun dipshit"
  104. ur fuckin lucky nothing happened and that strange giant you ran into was smart enough to deescalate and send you home but hes probably gone and reported your trespass to the jotnar and now things are gonna be a little more difficult dumbass
  105. youre grounded
  106. (not to earth without mjolnir grounded because no one got hurt but definitely go to your room without supper grounded)
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