And now, Ladies and gentlemen, the fight of the century. In the blue corner, fighting for all of Dwarf kind, and representing the indomintable spirit of a dwarf in artifact adamantine platemail, the one, the only,

Holisitic Detective!

And in the red corner, representing all that is scaly, breathes fire, and hates gearboxes, tributes, and TRIBUTE, Ral rabvush Sarvesh Fash!

And let's fight!

Holisitic swings his battle axe and hits Ral, stunning him right off the bat!

That doesn't stop Holisitic though, as he continues the pummel the dragon, breaking his head and nose, leaving Ral in pain, winded and nauseous. I would be surprised if this whole room was covered in dragon blood and vomit before this was over.

Two more hits, and he's wounded Ral's lower body and left rear leg, causing him extreme pain. The dragon has let to lay a hand, er claw, on Holistic detective

And before I can finish that sentence Holisitic Detective has slain the dragon!  All hail Holistic Detective!