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- I want to re-iterate before you read this, the story is meant in humour. I don't think any of you would kick up a fuss about it, but I dunno. If you were this sort of Anon, you quite possibly would...
- >Day PLZGIVNOTES in Equestria.
- >You are Anon McTumble, the bastard son of a native American dragon-queen, who took on the guise of a human, and a Scottish werewolf-alpha, who she fell in love with.
- >You didn't get any of the cool genes though, even if you are half-dragon-half-wolf, it's not your fault nobody can see it.
- >Swinging your immense bulk out of bed, the floorboards creaking under your prodigious girth, you waddle through to the kitchen, pausing in the lintel and turning back.
- "Stop fat-shaming me! It's not a choice, it's all genetic!"
- >The floor, now properly chastised, whispers an apology you only manage to pick up due to your superior wolf hearing.
- "Don't worry, I still love you, even if your wood privilege is showing today."
- >You pour out your bowl of proper Scottish-ethnic-porridge, mixing it with water.
- >No milk for you, because that's animal exploitation.
- >After your third bowl, you scrape the remnants into your bin.
- >You tried to lick the bowl clean, but your filthy human tongue isn't good enough.
- >#otherkinproblems #otherkin #problems #wolf
- >Going back into your bedroom, you wedge yourself tight into a full bodysuit made of bark.
- >It looks like synth-leather, and no animals were hurt making it.
- >Pausing a moment to bless the souls of the trees that died to help make your clothing, before pulling the zipper up, you could swear you heard something from outside...
- "Hello?"
- >Nothing.
- You shrug it off as nothing, and, ten minutes later, you're striding down the highstreet, strutting your stuff proudly.
- > Ditzy Doo covers Dinky's eyes, and scowls at you.
- "STOP KINK SHAMING! I WAS BORN THIS WAY!"
- >You tut, and shake your head.
- >Ditzy Doo can't help it, showing her grey-, blonde-, pegasus-, cis-, and vanilla-privilege.
- >You pat her on the head, and speak slowly so her differently-abled self can understand.
- "I. forgive. you."
- >She scowls, but that's because the patriarchy in the female ran society is getting her down.
- >"Mister Anon, Mister Anon!"
- >Oh good.
- >It's Twilight.
- >Your nemesis!
- >Both sides of your othersoul want to eat her, but your vegan tendencies mean you have to hold yourself back.
- >#humansareawful #WhoLockPotter4Life
- "I've told you, Twilight, as a double-trans-man, the correct form of address is Mismissmister Anon. Check your cis-privilege!"
- >She shakes her head, frowning at you.
- >"You explained what Trans meant, but what's a doubl-"
- >She pauses for a moment, looking into the sky, trying to figure it out herself.
- >Even if her intelligent-entitlement shows from time to time, it does mean she can figure things out.
- >"You mean you're a man trapped in the body of a woman trapped in the body of another man?"
- "But my soul is half-wolf, and half-dragon, yes."
- >Obviously, your oppression startles her, and she wanders off, not even telling you what she wanted in the first place.
- >You continue on, the ground rumbling under your genetically-gifted weight, to the market.
- >Getting all your food takes a long time, so you're exhausted by the time you've packed it into your bags.
- >Heading off home, the sun makes you break out in sweat, because Celestia is showing her white-pride again, making it too hot for anyone but them.
- >You turn around, and shake your fist at Canterlot, just visible in the distance.
- >You feel someone touch your private personal no-no area!
- >YOU'RE BEING RAPED!
- >Turning around, you Fluttershy's tail has brushed against the top of your thigh as she walked past.
- >She's not even aware of what she did to you!
- >She raped you, and carried on like it was perfectly normal!
- "HELP! I'M BEING RAPED! FLUTTERSHY IS SEXUALLY HARASSING ME!"
- >However, nobody pays any attention to you, and you're left rolling on the floor, agonizing over the damage she inflicted on your soul.
- >Maybe if it were anyone else but
- >Fucking Fluttershy
- Anon McTumblr, the pan-sexual half-wolf, half-dragon other-kin, double-trans-male; and the times Fluttershy 'rapes' him by not acknowledging him correctly, or by looking at him.
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