Easymode for ya boy.

what kind of jobs in the mge world are perfect for a human man to take up if monsters excel at everything a man can do. i don't want to be poor with no food and no clothes and no home

Househusband, camwhore, host, etc.
It's impossible to be destitute, men are on easymode.

>Man desperately wants to be successful and provide for himself in the MGE world
>Doesn't want to be a camwhore, or live off of NEETbux or even patreon bux
>Goes to school to get a degree in medical science while working as a lab assistant intern for a Lich
>Luckily she was already married, but her Zombie slav- servants were not
>Years of the Lich trying to get him and Zombie together so she could see how fast the process of a Zombie to Wight would take for your average man
>His internship ran out and thankfully she provides him with much needed experience and a good number of references, though most of them can only manage simple sentences
>And though she did try to hire him full time, he saw what she had planned and didn't want to press his luck
>He gets another internship through a fortune 500 company, ruled by a power hungry Apophis that just completed a successful hostile takeover
>Didn't want the husband of the former Pharaoh boss so she decided to hire a slave boy, aka intern
>And while he wasn't a boy, he did look good in a tunic and nothing else. As the Apophis put it
>He knew he needed the references so he put up with it until finally finishing it and happily denying a full time position as her "assistant"
>For his final internship he decides on going for a more practical job
>Shining gold for a Dragon
>He made sure she was married, so there wouldn't be any complications
>And there wasn't, it was an easy going job where all he had to do was shine the top layer of gold as the Dragon was much more interested in her real treasure and not going through ever single coin
>But like all good things, it must come to an end
>When winter break rolled around the Dragon's daughter also came back from studying abroad
>As you can guess a young man hardened underneath the boot of both a Lich and the, uh, tail of a Apophis is no stranger to manual labor
>Especially menial labor that requires repetitive tasks to be done a thousand times over
>But to a Dragon seeing a guy shining gold is like openly saying you're available
>This is doubled so when the Dragon mother ordered him to shine her daughters gold as well, and she just so happened to walk in while he was working, with his shirt off since her daughter also had a pool of molten gold running through her hoard
>Luckily he finished his work just as the Dragon's daughter saw him
>Those eyes of her's looked at him like he was the greatest jewel ever
>But he still wanted to forge his own destiny and ran out of there and managed to quit the job thanks to "accidentally" twisting his ankle in a pile of gold
>He soon finished his schooling and with years of experience under his belt, numerous references from esteemed and well known monsters, he managed to get... nothing
>Not even a letter back
>He always wrote a cover letter, organized his resume so everything could be easily found, and even re-put the information in websites numerous times over even though it was so clearly on his resume
>Hell, he even made multiple accounts on their websites just so he could apply
>He went back to the Lich who held his first internship and showed her his resume
>He swore he could see her crack a smile
>Then she proceeded to show him her resume, from when she just graduated
>Years, if not centuries of tutelage under masters, internships that stretched into lifetimes and not mention the fact that her references were that akin to, and if not, Lilims
>After realizing that the only way he's gonna get hired is if he's eye candy, a diversity hire or becomes a lonely boss' bitch boy
>It finally crashed down on him that he did all this for nothing
>He promptly said 'fuck it' and left to go innawoods
>At least there he doesn't have to worry about debt or job or any such thing
>That is until the Kunoichi debt collecters start visiting

>Zombie Slav-servants
I'm scared.

Cheeki breeki from beyond the grave!
>Locked into a squatting position due to faux-rigor mortis
>Refuse to get up until their husband gets down on their level and kisses them to give them mana
>Its not enough for them to stand up, just enough to get into cowgirl position

>Zombie Slavs

"Cyyyyyka Blyyyaaaaat"
"Bliiiiiin"
"Kurwa"