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- >Girlfriend has been acting distant lately
- >Immediately start thinking it's my sexual aptitude
- >Start talking to different people on how to improve my performance
- >Get some good advice, some bad advice but nothing substantial
- >One guy mentions overclocking
- >Explains how it can increase your FPS, dramatically improving sexual power
- >Interesting
- >Overclock my dick the next day
- >Call girlfriend and tell her I have a surprise for her.
- >Take her out to dinner at her favorite restaurant, purchase the finest wine for her to taste, and generally pamper her
- >Come home to show her my new Overclocked dick in a passionate night of love making
- >start getting down to business, eager to please
- >She starts protesting
- >"It hertz"
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