Obvious option One.

>Open /mlp/
>Looking for AiE.
>See something.
>Option 1.
>Option 2.
>Open thread, see that it's just small(mainly) writers that have potential.
>Obviously pick #1, because, well, I live close to a ghetto and pink is an obvious color.
>You don't wanna get stabbed again.
>Start thinking of ideas.
>Waking up, you see the expan-
>No.
>First you were driving around and then a head-on-
>God no.
>Day one is small horse land.
>Maybe.
>The first one you saw was a pony by the name of Twi-
>Nope.

>Be Anon, the bitch-eater.
>See pony.
"Hey bae, wan sum fuk?"
>Immediate light flash.
>Back in your house in the ghetto.
>Find note.
>BANNED.
>YOU HAVE BEEN BANNED FOR VIOLATING RULE #34 OF EQUESTRIA.
>NO SEX, AND/OR STIMULATION OF SELF FROM ANOTHER.
>YOUR BAN WAS FILED ON, MARCH 26, 2014, AND ENDS ON MARCH 18, 2091
>THAT IS A FUCK TON OF DAYS, NIG'.
>YOU MAY NOT APPEAL YOUR BAN.
>GOODBYE FAGLORD.
>Well, that sucks shit.
>Might as well tell thread about ban.
>4CHAN.ORG DOES NOT EXIST.
"lolwut?"
>Today was an average day.