fucking kill me

William Sanders - Yesterday at 6:13 PM
Incest is super hot.
But in my experience it's hot in a bizarre, alien sort of way.
Like it totally jars your worldview.
In an "is this really happening" kind of way
Super weird.
Pony Dedede or somethin - Yesterday at 6:18 PM
“In my experience”
Wut
ЯέϑΪDҩΓ - Yesterday at 6:18 PM
@William Sanders keep going
who did you fug
was it your mom?
i bet it was your mom
i imagine you were sitting on the couch, trying to read some fanfic when she came home
stinking drunk
she sat down a little too close
just a little
and she groped your crotch as a "joke"
you, being intimidated by the intimate touch of a female in a way you've never experienced it
didn't know how to respond
so you tensed up, your focus split between the fic and your mother clumsily failing to unbuckle your belt
she eventually managed to though, and at this point you tried to excuse yourself to get some water
but she basically put her entire weight on you so it pinned you down
you could have forced her off but like
it's your mom
R5h - Yesterday at 6:22 PM
hm
ЯέϑΪDҩΓ - Yesterday at 6:22 PM
you didn't want to hurt her
Majin Syeekoh - Yesterday at 6:22 PM
So you fisted her butt
ЯέϑΪDҩΓ - Yesterday at 6:22 PM
and she was really drunk so if you pushed her she might have gotten really hurt
and then she kissed you and said you looked just like your dad
you could taste all sixteen of those karkov shots
R5h - Yesterday at 6:23 PM
okay so now I'm feeling bad inside just looking at this
ЯέϑΪDҩΓ - Yesterday at 6:23 PM
tried not to throw up in your mouth a little
instead thought about that fanfic you had been reading
which, incidentally, was just some dumb fluff
maybe even beanis
DuskPhoenix - Yesterday at 6:23 PM
Always beanis
R5h - Yesterday at 6:23 PM
don't bring beanis into this
Majin Syeekoh - Yesterday at 6:23 PM
Everyone loves Beanis
ЯέϑΪDҩΓ - Yesterday at 6:23 PM
that time of innocent laughter is long gone though
Majin Syeekoh - Yesterday at 6:24 PM
I love how regi classifies Beanis as fluff
ЯέϑΪDҩΓ - Yesterday at 6:24 PM
more like paste
but look
Majin Syeekoh - Yesterday at 6:24 PM
Look man
There is DEEP LORE
ЯέϑΪDҩΓ - Yesterday at 6:24 PM
aku how close am i to what happened to you
DuskPhoenix - Yesterday at 6:25 PM
Wait I kinda wanted to know where this live-fic was going
Majin Syeekoh - Yesterday at 6:25 PM
In your mind
DuskPhoenix - Yesterday at 6:25 PM
I mean I know where it was going
Majin Syeekoh - Yesterday at 6:25 PM
Regidar you should publish this on from
DuskPhoenix - Yesterday at 6:25 PM
But the journey was sure something
ЯέϑΪDҩΓ - Yesterday at 6:25 PM
her hand squeezes your crotch a little harder
Majin Syeekoh - Yesterday at 6:25 PM
Fimfiction
ЯέϑΪDҩΓ - Yesterday at 6:25 PM
it's actually uncomfortable
she's drunk, so like
she's not being really delicate
Majin Syeekoh - Yesterday at 6:26 PM
As second person alt universe pear butter/big Mac clop
ЯέϑΪDҩΓ - Yesterday at 6:26 PM
her nails, chipped from lack of care, dig into your skin
around the base of your cock, snag a bit of your scrote
it'd almost be funny, but it fucking hurts, if you're being honest
and you're definitely not hard
you feel a bit sick to your stomach
but also weirdly detached
like you're watching it happen to someone else
she bites your bottom lip because that's what your dad used to like
her teeth knock uncomfortably against yours(edited)
you actually do push her this time, but unfortunately you went for the chest
Augustus Solaire - Yesterday at 6:28 PM
@ЯέϑΪDҩΓ yall need jebus
ЯέϑΪDҩΓ - Yesterday at 6:28 PM
she takes this to mean that you actually are getting down with it
DuskPhoenix - Yesterday at 6:28 PM
Jebus is ded, long live this
ЯέϑΪDҩΓ - Yesterday at 6:28 PM
so she awkwardly straddles your hips
yanking down on your jeans
you try and yank them back up
but your arm is dead
it's as if all the energy has been sapped from you
so you fall back against the couch
and you think about all the pretty little horses
you think about twilight sparkle as your mom squeezes your crotch again
you think about rainbow dash as your mom presses her hips into yours, her skirt stained with spilled shots roughly bunched up
you think about pinkie pie as she roughly yanks her panties to the side and you feel the most unsettling dampness against your leg
you think about fluttershy as she bites your lip again
as you taste a little bit of blood you try really hard to think about rarity
but it's not working
in fact, you sort of just hate ponies now
you close your eyes and try one more time, just thinking about a stupid, simple day in equestria
as you're pressed against the couch, your mind poorly paints the picture of some inconsequential comedy staring Starlight being a fucking retard and messing things up
it's almost a good story idea
but whenever you focus on the details, your eyes open just a bit and you see your mom's plastered face not an inch from yours
the reek of vodka in your nose
your blindly cobble together some dumb ending that doesn't even make sense
at this point you realize your mom has slumped against you with a lot more weight than usual
you realize this is your chance
you push her off you
and she crumples backwards onto the floor with a dull thud
you crawl off the side of the couch and go to the kitchen, tripping a bit on your undone pants
you let them fall to your ankles and step out of them as best you can, and you take your shirt off for good measure
fuck, you'd rip your skin off too if you could
you feel filthy
you go to the kitchen and splash some cold water on your face
get yourself a glass of orange juice
and as you're trying to pour it you remember how your mom used to make you pancakes with oj before school back when you guys lived in a nicer part of town with your dad, when you didn't have to walk thirty minutes to the bus stop at six in the morning just to get to class
so you skip the orange juice
and go back to the living room
and see your mom is at a really weird angle
you don't want to deal with that
you don't even check to see if she's breathing
you just sort of wander to the door and stumble out of the apartment
down the hall
Void Chicken - Yesterday at 6:40 PM
fucks sake reg just turn it into a fanfic already
ЯέϑΪDҩΓ - Yesterday at 6:40 PM
past the doors of your neighbors who are always fucking in the middle of the night, past the guy you sometimes buy weed from
right to the end of the hall by the stairwell where there's a big window that opens just enough to take you out to the landing
you're about five stories up
and you crawl out onto the ledge and look down at the street
it's fucking cold, being that is around eleven thirty at night
you can hear police sirens, you can hear the occasional car rumbling down the street
dogs barking
what might be a gunshot or maybe just a car backfiring
and you decide against it
you fell asleep in the stairwell that night
only in your boxers
you woke up with a cockroach on your thigh
and yet, it still is preferable to the other sensations that you had felt last night
you didnt go back to the apartment
you went home
to your real home
the one where you used to live when you were younger
before you learned how to hope, want, or wish
and you pressed your face in the window and looked at that smug fucking faggot with his platinum blonde whore of a new wife and their two young, retarded kids whom you wished would just get hit by a bus
of course he saw you
you werent subtle
you left before the cops showed up and went down to the runoff ditch where you used to catch gutter prawns with your friends
and you cried
DuskPhoenix - Yesterday at 6:46 PM
Hot fucking damn Regi
I think that's the most disturbing thing I've read in years
10/10