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  1. Feb 08 12:58:21 <Compu> *trots around outside fluttershy's cottage with her snail on her nose*
  2. Feb 08 13:00:39 --- Nightshine|Sleep is now known as Nightshine|Lunch
  3. Feb 08 13:02:06 <Timore> (..yeah)
  4. Feb 08 13:02:21 <Timore> (diamond tiarra is not going to kick in the door to fluttershy's place)
  5. Feb 08 13:03:23 <Compu> ((shes not in fluttershy's place Timore, shes outside, notice i said outside?))
  6. Feb 08 13:04:33 <Timore> > THUNK
  7. Feb 08 13:05:41 <Compu> *squeaks and tries to find the source of the thunk*
  8. Feb 08 13:06:38 <Timore> > it was a small rock
  9. Feb 08 13:06:41 <Timore> > THUNK
  10. Feb 08 13:06:47 <Timore> > another bounced off her chasis
  11. Feb 08 13:11:47 <Compu> ow!!!
  12. Feb 08 13:11:53 <Compu> *can feel that*
  13. Feb 08 13:12:01 <Compu> hey! that hurts!
  14. Feb 08 13:12:11 <Compu> ((her skin isnt metal))
  15. Feb 08 13:15:34 <Timore> ...
  16. Feb 08 13:15:57 <Timore> > there was a giggle and another stone flew out, they weren't big or dangerous but they were large enough to sting
  17. Feb 08 13:17:54 <Compu> *dodges it and flies over to the source of the giggles* stop that! it hurts!
  18. Feb 08 13:19:24 <Timore> > there was a small pink filly, she looked up, giving a haughty smirk
  19. Feb 08 13:19:45 <Timore> Oh, look! the robot came over. OH NO! Don't turn ME into a robot! :o
  20. Feb 08 13:19:49 <Compu> why r u throwing rocks at me?
  21. Feb 08 13:20:00 <Compu> *blinks* i dont turn ponies into robots
  22. Feb 08 13:22:00 <Timore> Oh come ON! It isn't hurting you! You're a robot! You only THINK it hurts! I just wanna see if I can put a dent in you. Hey, hey can I use you to check my e-mail?
  23. Feb 08 13:22:57 <Compu> it DOES hurt! my skin isnt metal!
  24. Feb 08 13:26:12 <Timore> > she rolls her eyes
  25. Feb 08 13:26:19 <Timore> pfft, whatever.
  26. Feb 08 13:26:36 <Timore> > she got closer, grinning as she pointed at the little snail on her nose
  27. Feb 08 13:26:43 <Timore> HEY! Is that arobo snail?
  28. Feb 08 13:27:02 <Compu> thats my pet snail ^_^ hes the best snail
  29. Feb 08 13:27:08 * Reiko watches from the outside, looking at the bully with concern
  30. Feb 08 13:27:49 <Timore> ...well, at least you picked something to augment your personality
  31. Feb 08 13:27:58 <Timore> does it plug into your ear or something?
  32. Feb 08 13:28:02 <Timore> > SHe burst out laughing
  33. Feb 08 13:28:29 <Compu> HE doesnt plug into anything, he's a snail
  34. Feb 08 13:29:50 * Reiko holds his breath from the snail joke though certainly he shouldn't laugh but...trying to defend compu would be...well...
  35. Feb 08 13:32:01 <Timore> oh, so he lives in your...what? Disk drive? CD drive?
  36. Feb 08 13:32:08 <Timore> > she poked the snail
  37. Feb 08 13:32:16 <Timore> robo snail for a fridge
  38. Feb 08 13:32:18 <Timore> ...
  39. Feb 08 13:32:36 <Timore> > she lifted up a fridge magnet and he tried to make it stick to Compu's side
  40. Feb 08 13:33:06 <Compu> he's not a robot snail, he's a normal snail
  41. Feb 08 13:33:21 <Compu> and i'm not a fridge, im not even cold
  42. Feb 08 13:33:53 * Reiko steps out from hiding though he looks at diamond and compu with confusion
  43. Feb 08 13:34:36 <Timore> > Diamond tried a few times, commenting idly
  44. Feb 08 13:34:53 <Timore> <DT> ...I bet I can get my dad to buy me a few of you, I could use them instead of my pc
  45. Feb 08 13:35:21 <Timore> so, what do you do here? OH! I know! You're the TV
  46. Feb 08 13:35:29 <Compu> oh? does that mean u know who built me? cuz i dont even know that
  47. Feb 08 13:35:35 --> SoarinPegasus (NightGuard@06-365-62-160.res.bhn.net) has joined #PresentEquestria
  48. Feb 08 13:35:35 --- Twilight_Sparkle sets modes [#PresentEquestria +ao SoarinPegasus SoarinPegasus]
  49. Feb 08 13:35:40 <Compu> *blinks*
  50. Feb 08 13:35:46 <Reiko> Is everything alright?" he looks at the duo and pokes at the compu and tiara
  51. Feb 08 13:35:46 <Compu> no, im a filly
  52. Feb 08 13:35:54 <Compu> *eeps at Reiko*
  53. Feb 08 13:37:59 <Reiko> Nah...you're not a normal filly. I
  54. Feb 08 13:38:31 <Compu> am too!
  55. Feb 08 13:38:39 <Reiko> No.
  56. Feb 08 13:39:26 <Timore> > She beams and points at reiko
  57. Feb 08 13:39:30 <Timore> See? he gets it!
  58. Feb 08 13:39:43 <Reiko> Sure miss dollar tiara
  59. Feb 08 13:40:50 <Reiko> Auto spell check thanks for the insult)
  60. Feb 08 13:42:07 <Reiko> Anyway...lil one who are you?" he beams his eyes upon diamond tiara
  61. Feb 08 13:44:42 <Timore> ...I am the one not talking to you, weird stallion who starts randomly chatting up little girls
  62. Feb 08 13:45:50 <Reiko> So would your dad. I was going to stand up for metal filly though your snail jokes were as cheap as the tiara on your head.
  63. Feb 08 13:46:22 <Compu> *blinks*
  64. Feb 08 13:46:33 <Compu> uh.....
  65. Feb 08 13:48:42 --- Timore is now known as Diamond_Tiara
  66. Feb 08 13:48:49 <Reiko> It means it wasnt funny like the escargo on your snout
  67. Feb 08 13:49:01 * Diamond_Tiara smirks
  68. Feb 08 13:49:08 <Diamond_Tiara> you must have loved the jokes then
  69. Feb 08 13:49:15 * Diamond_Tiara taps her glittering crown
  70. Feb 08 13:49:22 <Diamond_Tiara> solid silver with pearls~
  71. Feb 08 13:49:48 <SoarinPegasus> > One pearl then turns into Pearl. Not really
  72. Feb 08 13:50:27 <Diamond_Tiara> a much more classy accessory than...say...a bug
  73. Feb 08 13:50:31 <Reiko> Sorry to say...that's imitation
  74. Feb 08 13:50:34 <Diamond_Tiara> but I suppose that all operating systems come with bugs
  75. Feb 08 13:50:39 * Diamond_Tiara rolls her eyes
  76. Feb 08 13:50:49 <Diamond_Tiara> whatever, I don't expect the poor to know what htey are talking about
  77. Feb 08 13:51:33 <Compu> *growls* leave my snail alone!
  78. Feb 08 13:52:27 <Diamond_Tiara> why? it's a snail. It doesn't have feelings. I would think a computer would know that >.>\
  79. Feb 08 13:52:46 <Compu> i have feelings
  80. Feb 08 13:53:46 <Reiko> It's alright I'm more happy to join a new friend or is that impossible for the rich to be happy. Tell me can money by you love?
  81. Feb 08 13:57:35 <Diamond_Tiara> ...
  82. Feb 08 13:57:38 * Diamond_Tiara tilted her head
  83. Feb 08 13:57:39 <Diamond_Tiara> ...hmm
  84. Feb 08 13:57:41 <Diamond_Tiara> ...yep
  85. Feb 08 13:57:43 <Diamond_Tiara> yes it can
  86. Feb 08 13:57:52 <Diamond_Tiara> it can also buy shower supplies and
  87. Feb 08 13:57:54 --- Morf is now known as Seirby
  88. Feb 08 13:57:56 * Diamond_Tiara looks at compu
  89. Feb 08 13:58:03 <Diamond_Tiara> a talking computer
  90. Feb 08 13:58:13 <Compu> *slaps Diamond_Tiara*
  91. Feb 08 13:58:30 * Diamond_Tiara blinked and she recoilled
  92. Feb 08 13:58:53 <SoarinPegasus> > Rei, Compu, and Diamond can all see construction ponies setting up concession stands. DT can see Silver Spoon giving a dirty glare at Compu
  93. Feb 08 13:58:53 <Diamond_Tiara> WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU!? YOU SUPED UP CALCULATOR!?
  94. Feb 08 13:59:05 <Compu> leave me and my snail alone or i'll use my hoofjets to burn ur mane off!!
  95. Feb 08 13:59:44 <Reiko> Alright thats enough out of both of you." rei holds back the both of them
  96. Feb 08 14:00:49 <SoarinPegasus> > SILVER SPOON GLARE INTENSIFIES. She's coming over
  97. Feb 08 14:01:07 <Compu> *is focused on Diamond_Tiara*
  98. Feb 08 14:02:04 <Diamond_Tiara> THIS STUPID IPOD JUST HIT ME!! WHAT!? DID YOU SUDDENLY GET A VIRUS YOU OVERBLOWN GARBAGE CAN!?
  99. Feb 08 14:02:28 <Compu> *lights up one of her hoofjets*
  100. Feb 08 14:03:00 * Reiko holds a burner in his hoof and tries to stop hrr
  101. Feb 08 14:03:01 <SoarinPegasus> > Compu, if you go through with this, karma's gonna bite you. HARD.
  102. Feb 08 14:03:26 <Compu> *is really not gonna do it, is just trying to get Diamond_Tiara to stop*
  103. Feb 08 14:03:52 <Reiko> Thats enough. If it continues, we will all burn
  104. Feb 08 14:03:53 * Diamond_Tiara was raaaaaging, it didn't really sound like she was going to stop, she had a swellign bruise on her right cheek from the slap and she was holding it
  105. Feb 08 14:04:19 <Diamond_Tiara> WHAT IS YOUR DEAL!? YOUR A THREAT! A MENACE! A DANGER TO EVERYPONY YOU CRAZY PEZ DISPENSER
  106. Feb 08 14:04:33 <Compu> leave me alone!!
  107. Feb 08 14:04:43 <SoarinPegasus> > Everypony around is looking
  108. Feb 08 14:04:56 <Diamond_Tiara> (actually this is rather isolated0
  109. Feb 08 14:05:06 <SoarinPegasus> (oh)
  110. Feb 08 14:05:22 <Reiko> Compu...go back to sweet apple.
  111. Feb 08 14:05:29 <Diamond_Tiara> WHY SHOULD I!? YOU HIT ME!!
  112. Feb 08 14:05:58 <Reiko> ...alright both of you apologize
  113. Feb 08 14:06:01 <Compu> *growls at Reiko* u leave me alone too! i stay with fluttershy now!
  114. Feb 08 14:06:17 * Reiko slaps compu
  115. Feb 08 14:06:27 <Diamond_Tiara> SCREW OFF WEIRDO! SHE HIT ME AND I WANT HER TO APOLOGIZE!!
  116. Feb 08 14:06:32 <Compu> *yelps and falls backwards*
  117. Feb 08 14:06:45 <Reiko> Looks whats happrning
  118. Feb 08 14:07:07 <Compu> *starts to cry*
  119. Feb 08 14:07:35 <Reiko> Now compu...listen to me and apologize to her
  120. Feb 08 14:07:59 <Compu> *is busy crying and calling out for fluttershy*
  121. Feb 08 14:08:13 <Reiko> You dont want to be like her
  122. Feb 08 14:08:48 * Diamond_Tiara growls and she storms off, ranting angrily. She picks up another stone and dings it off of Compu's side with a yell of "MENACE" before stalking away
  123. Feb 08 14:09:13 * Reiko catches the rock and chases after diamond tiara
  124. Feb 08 14:09:19 <Compu> ((is fluttershy gonna come help compu?))
  125. Feb 08 14:09:44 <Diamond_Tiara> > I am not playing two characters at once unless I am dming, which right now I am not
  126. Feb 08 14:10:22 <Compu> ((but u just had diamond leave))
  127. Feb 08 14:11:29 <Reiko> (Im not done yet)
  128. Feb 08 14:11:46 <Diamond_Tiara> (well yes, that is how the character would act. Her work here is done)
  129. Feb 08 14:11:57 <Compu> ((SoarinPegasus is silver spoon gonna do anything?))
  130. Feb 08 14:12:01 * Diamond_Tiara is easily caught by reiko, she is not exactly athletic so he is able to catch up
  131. Feb 08 14:12:45 <SoarinPegasus> > Compu feels a tap on her back
  132. Feb 08 14:12:47 <Reiko> "Care to explain yourself back there?"
  133. Feb 08 14:13:00 <Compu> *sniffles and looks behind her*
  134. Feb 08 14:13:05 <SoarinPegasus> (Silver Spoon) "Don't hurt my friend. Got it?"
  135. Feb 08 14:13:19 <Diamond_Tiara> To who? you?
  136. Feb 08 14:13:24 <Diamond_Tiara> pfft, get real dude.
  137. Feb 08 14:13:31 <Compu> th-thats no friend! that a b-bully!
  138. Feb 08 14:14:15 <Reiko> Sorry to say you must. If not im coming after your parents
  139. Feb 08 14:16:05 * Reiko looks diamond in the eyes
  140. Feb 08 14:17:33 <SoarinPegasus> > Silver Spoon gallops over to Diamond
  141. Feb 08 14:17:47 <SoarinPegasus> (Silver) "You ok? :("
  142. Feb 08 14:18:11 <Reiko> She started a fight with a robot filly
  143. Feb 08 14:18:33 --- Giggles is now known as ___
  144. Feb 08 14:19:19 <SoarinPegasus> (SS) "Her?"
  145. Feb 08 14:19:38 <Diamond_Tiara> you...are going to...come after my...parents?
  146. Feb 08 14:19:39 <Diamond_Tiara> ...
  147. Feb 08 14:19:41 * Diamond_Tiara snickered
  148. Feb 08 14:19:42 <Diamond_Tiara> ...
  149. Feb 08 14:19:44 * Diamond_Tiara laughed
  150. Feb 08 14:19:49 <Diamond_Tiara> .me was almost going to fall over laughing
  151. Feb 08 14:20:03 <Diamond_Tiara> OH MY GOD!!! You? You. YOU!? Seriously. You?
  152. Feb 08 14:20:14 <SoarinPegasus> (SS) "I'll tell them."
  153. Feb 08 14:20:28 <Diamond_Tiara> YOu are going to do what? Exactly? Give daddy a stern talking to? PFFFAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
  154. Feb 08 14:20:48 * Diamond_Tiara had actual tears in her eyes as she stumbled away from reiko, her sides were hurting from how much she was laughing
  155. Feb 08 14:22:07 <Reiko> You know...you should be greatful i saved your life
  156. Feb 08 14:22:27 * Diamond_Tiara stopped laughing, her peals turning into giggles
  157. Feb 08 14:22:54 <Diamond_Tiara> heeeheehee~ no...I don't have to thank you. Thank you for what exactly? She wasn't going to do it. She is just an angry toaster
  158. Feb 08 14:23:27 * Reiko glares at diamond. "Because if i ever cared about the robot..." he leanef to whisper in her ear. "I'd let you burn and trust me i should know."
  159. Feb 08 14:23:50 <SoarinPegasus> (SS) {"She'll need some ice for tha-"}
  160. Feb 08 14:28:14 <Reiko> "What's wrong? Finally have a grown up to show up a brat like you? Though to be fair you're nothing compared to the robot."
  161. Feb 08 14:28:20 <Diamond_Tiara> pff. whatever, go back to r2d2 overthere
  162. Feb 08 14:28:28 * Diamond_Tiara waved him off and she kept a-trotting
  163. Feb 08 14:28:42 <Reiko> Sorry i hate her as i do you.
  164. Feb 08 14:28:47 <SoarinPegasus> > Silver Spoon runs after DT
  165. Feb 08 14:31:03 <-- Nightshine|Lunch (Nightshine@PinkPranksterPony) has left #PresentEquestria ("I am just going to go. Maybe I will be back, maybe not.")
  166. Feb 08 14:31:11 * Reiko followd after and spoke. "Oh and by the way, theres a difference between you and me: i can make friends for free unlike you who bought the tart in your hooves and how your dad married a gold digging prostitute." he laughed and walked off though should he feel bad...maybe a bit.
  167. Feb 08 14:31:47 * Diamond_Tiara paused...just for a moment, then she shrugged and kept trotting
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