Diary Pop

Username: welcome2thejam

Album: Kid Krow:

Comfort Crowd: 7

Wish You Were Sober: 8 Underage drinking callout post

Maniac: 9 Notorious psychopath Conan Gray

(Online Love): 2 The two points are for the voice that goes "DELETE"

Checkmate: 7 Five songs of bad relationship issues and looking ahead I don't think that's stopping anytime soon

The Cut That Always Bleeds: 5 The first track he made after reading Singer-Songwriters For Dummies

Fight or Flight: 3 Close enough welcome back Tramp Stamps

Affluenza: 4 Rhyming Affluenza with "affluence, oh" - go directly to jail

(Can We Be Friends?): 3 Lemme go back and score the early songs higher cause if this keeps going I'm getting accused of sabotage

Heather: 5 Always nice to see representation, even in boring sadboi music

Little League: 7 I'm all for songs for the young at heart, but little league might be a bit too young

The Story: 7

Overdrive: 10 Oh sick Conan discovered bops lets fuckin go

Telepath: 10 A little budget and a ride on the Future Nostalgia wave and suddenly dude's got game

Album: The Good Witch:

The Good Witch: 6 I know after El Camino they fell off a cliff, but there's no need to brag that you still don't play them

Coming Of Age: 6 Maisie have you read the Iliad?

Watch: 6 Kinda Avril Lavigne-y

Body Better: 10 Song Better

Want You Back: 5 Cher Lloyd war flashbacks

The Band And I: 7 I do appreciate the swing at Sprawling Song About Being On Tour even if it doesn't quite hit

You’re Just A Boy (And I’m Kinda the Man): 7 Maisie no you're a year too early to take your turn at pop with a country tinge

Lost the Breakup: 8 If Taylor went back in time to give her younger self her own music and told her to start in pop rock instead of country and also she was British this would be the result

Wendy: 6

Run: 9 Red flag bop!

Two Weeks Ago: 6

BSC: 6 She's truly the Joker of Diary Pop

Therapy: 9 This rate is sponsored by BetterHelp

There It Goes: 6

History Of Man: 5 That wasn't a metaphor she knows who committed arson on Easter Island

Cate’s Brother: 6 Stacy's Mom for teenage girls

Not Another Rockstar: 11 I hate how she gives up on the final line of the first prechorus and settles on an "ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh". I hate the shortened second verse. I hate that it ends so quickly when it never reaches the third gear I know it has. For those reasons I'm afraid I can't call this the greatest song of all time and it'll just have to settle for my 11 instead

Album: Emails I Can’t Send:

emails i can’t send: 6 Can we blame the Man's Best Friend cover on this guy somehow

Vicious: 7 The bridge brings it to the next level, get noisier Sabrina

Read Your Mind: 7

Tornado Warnings: 7 Sabrina Carpenter 🤝 my dad: ignoring tornado warnings

because i liked a boy: 7 I'm glad the drama seems to have passed, but also I need her and Olivia to have a fistfight at the end of their Lollapalooza sets

Already Over: 10 Kinda reminds me of fever dream by mxmtoon

how many things: 4 Sabrina saw everyone else get a slow song tanked and didn't want to feel left out

bet u wanna: 4 This sounds like the kind of song that gets me really annoyed when it plays every day on my alt rock radio station

Nonsense: 8 This my 100th ballot here on popheads / Got twenty-one 0s cause I'm Good in Bed / Hosting Cali Rock, come see who flops next

Fast Times: 8 Tame Impala ass bridge

skinny dipping: 6 This could've fit in on the Maisie album with a few tweaks

Bad for Business: 5 Capitalist Sabrina Carpenter

Decode: 7

Feather: 9 If this wins "I'm so sorry for your loss" is gonna hit like crazy

Album: The Secret of Us:

Felt Good About You: 6 Same

Risk: 10 Strong, lively guitar and taps into that nervous, lovestruck energy well

Blowing Smoke: 7 Blowing smoke? Like weed? I'm calling 911

I Love You, I’m Sorry: 7 The gif is an 11 though

us. (feat. Taylor Swift): 8 Aaron's got them using the Sufjan guitar

Let It Happen: 5 Did you guys know Gracie Abrams is just one girl?

Tough Love: 6

I Knew It, I Know You: 7 The second half has a numbing effect, I like it

Gave You I Gave You I: 6 Gave you eyes

Normal Thing: 7 Kinda Lizzy McAlpine who was kinda Phoebe so

Good Luck Charlie: 4 I needed the good luck more tbh

Free Now: 7 I shouted "JUST DO SOMETHING" at my phone just before it started picking up

Close To You: 7

That’s So True: 10 SO TRUE

BONUS TRACKS

Clairo - Sexy to Someone: 10 An album that hopefully gets rated someday, as it has made me see the Clairo light

Beabadoobee - The Glue Song: 7 But we need the beabadoobee songs that rock to be the ones that get big

Gayle - ABCDEFU: 6 Gonna tell my kids I saw this live

Tate McRae - She’s All I Wanna Be: 10 Bitch!!!

Lola Young - Messy: 7 Happy Messy reddit rates month

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