LPTHW ex41_2

from sys import exit
from random import randint

def death(): #defines what happens when you die
	quips = ["You died. You kinda suck at this.",
			 "Nice job dying, jackass.",
			 "Such a luser.",
			 "I have a puppy that's better than this."] #a LIST of options for death
	print quips[randint(0,len(quips)-1)] #creates range of death options with LEN, then prints QUIP for a random number in that list
	tryagain()

def tryagain():
	print "Try again? Y or N."
	tryagain = raw_input("> ")
	tryagain = tryagain.lower()
	while tryagain != 'y' and tryagain != 'n':
		print "You must type Y or N!"
		tryagain = raw_input("> ")
	if tryagain == 'n':
		exit(1)
	else:
		choosestart()

def central_corridor(action): # a location on the ship. In the dictionary of locations below.
	'''The Gothons of Planet Percal #25 have invaded your ship and destroyed
your entire crew.  You are the last surviving member and your last
mission is to get the neutron destruct bomb from the Weapons Armory,
put it in the bridge, and blow the ship up after getting into an
escape pod.

You're running down the central corridor to the Weapons Armory when
a Gothon jumps out, red scaly skin, dark grimy teeth, and evil clown costume
flowing around his hate filled body.  He's blocking the door to the
Armory and about to pull a weapon to blast you.

Would you like to (s)hoot, (d)odge or (t)ell a joke?'''
	#action = raw_input("> ") #options for next action.
	action = action.lower()
	if action == "s": #blah blah blah
		print '''Quick on the draw you yank out your blaster and fire it at the Gothon.
His clown costume is flowing and moving around his body, which throws
off your aim.  Your laser hits his costume but misses him entirely.  This
completely ruins his brand new costume his mother bought him, which
makes him fly into an insane rage and blast you repeatedly in the face until
you are dead.  Then he eats you.'''
		death()

	elif action == "d":
		print '''Like a world class boxer you dodge, weave, slip and slide right
as the Gothon's blaster cranks a laser past your head.
In the middle of your artful dodge your foot slips and you
bang your head on the metal wall and pass out.
You wake up shortly after only to die as the Gothon stomps on
your head and eats you.'''
		death()

	elif action == "t":
		print '''Lucky for you they made you learn Gothon insults in the academy.
You tell the one Gothon joke you know:
Lbhe zbgure vf fb sng, jura fur fvgf nebhaq gur ubhfr, fur fvgf nebhaq gur ubhfr.
The Gothon stops, tries not to laugh, then busts out laughing and can't move.
While he's laughing you run up and shoot him square in the head
putting him down, then jump through the Weapon Armory door.'''
		return 'laser_weapon_armory'

	else:
		print "DOES NOT COMPUTE!"
		return 'central_corridor'

def laser_weapon_armory(guess):
	'''You do a dive roll into the Weapon Armory, crouch
and scan the room for more Gothons that might be hiding.
It's dead quiet, too quiet. You stand up and run to the far side of the room
and find the neutron bomb in its container.  There's a keypad lock on the box
and you need the code to get the bomb out.  If you get the code
wrong 10 times then the lock closes forever and you can't
get the bomb.  The code is 3 digits, with each digit being either 1 or 2.
The machine buzzes and says 'Pants may pass!\''''
	code = "%d%d%d" % (randint(1,2), randint(1,2), randint(1,2))
	#guess = raw_input("[keypad]> ")
	guesses = 0

	while guess != code and guess != 'pants' and guesses < 10:
		print "BZZZZEDDD!"
		guesses += 1
		guess = raw_input("[keypad]> ")

	if guess == code or guess == 'pants' or guess == 'Pants':
		print '''The container clicks open and the seal breaks, letting gas out.
You grab the neutron bomb and run as fast as you can to the
bridge where you must place it in the right spot.'''
		return 'the_bridge'
	else:
		print '''The lock buzzes one last time and then you hear a sickening
melting sound as the mechanism is fused together.
You decide to sit there, and finally the Gothons blow up the
ship from their ship and you die.'''
		death()


def the_bridge(action):
	'''You burst onto the Bridge with the netron destruct bomb
under your arm and surprise 5 Gothons who are trying to
take control of the ship.  Each of them has an even uglier
clown costume than the last.  They haven't pulled their
weapons out yet, as they see the active bomb under your
arm and don't want to set it off. Do you want to(t)hrow the bomb
or (s)et the bomb down gently?'''
	action = action.lower()

	while action != 't' and action != 's':
		print "You have to pick T or S!"
		action = raw_input("(t)hrow the bomb or (s)et the bomb down gently? ")

	if action == "t":
		print'''In a panic you throw the bomb at the group of Gothons
and make a leap for the door.  Right as you drop it a
Gothon shoots you right in the back killing you.
As you die you see another Gothon frantically try to disarm
the bomb. You die knowing they will probably blow up when
it goes off.'''
		death()

	elif action == "s":
		print '''You point your blaster at the bomb under your arm
and the Gothons put their hands up and start to sweat.
You inch backward to the door, open it, and then carefully
place the bomb on the floor, pointing your blaster at it.
You then jump back through the door, punch the close button
and blast the lock so the Gothons can't get out.
Now that the bomb is placed you run to the escape pod to
get off this tin can.'''
		return 'escape_pod'
	else:
		print "DOES NOT COMPUTE!"
		return "the_bridge"

def escape_pod(guess):
	'''You rush through the ship desperately trying to make it to
the escape pod before the whole ship explodes.  It seems like
hardly any Gothons are on the ship, so your run is clear of
interference.  You get to the chamber with the escape pods, and
now need to pick one to take.  Some of them could be damaged
but you don't have time to look.  There's 5 pods, which one
do you take?'''
	good_pod = randint(1,5)

	try:
		guess = int(guess)
		if guess <1 or guess >5:
			raise ValueError
	except ValueError:
		print "You must choose a number between 1 and 5!"
		return 'escape_pod'

	if guess != good_pod and good_pod >1 and good_pod <5:
		print "Wait! The undamaged pod seems to be to the right of Bay #%d and the left of Bay #%d." % (good_pod-1, good_pod+1)
		guess = raw_input("> ")
	elif guess != good_pod and good_pod == 1:
		print "Wait! The undamaged pod seems to be the one on the left."
		guess = raw_input("> ")
	elif guess != good_pod and good_pod == 5:
		print "Wait! The undamaged pod seems to be the furthest to the right."
		guess = raw_input("> ")

	if int(guess) != good_pod:
		print "You jump into pod %s and hit the eject button." % guess
		print "The pod escapes out into the void of space, then"
		print "implodes as the hull ruptures, crushing your body"
		print "into jam jelly."
		death() #changed because return death screwed up the raw_input and print I included in the runner.
	else:
		print "You jump into pod %s and hit the eject button." % guess
		print "The pod easily slides out into space heading to"
		print "the planet below.  As it flies to the planet, you look"
		print "back and see your ship implode then explode like a"
		print "bright star, taking out the Gothon ship at the same"
		print "time.  You won!"
		tryagain()


ROOMS = {
	'death': death,
	'central_corridor': central_corridor,
	'laser_weapon_armory': laser_weapon_armory,
	'the_bridge': the_bridge,
	'escape_pod': escape_pod
}


def runner(mappy, start): #the runner function starts with the parameters "mappy" and "start".
	next = start #at beginning, next = central_corridor. As different values are passed, this changes.
				#so whatever value you pass to runner at the beginning in its parameters will be your first "next".
				#I should be able to set the start room with a raw_input that lets me pick the paramenter, then.
	while True: #keep going forever until pushed into a function with exit at the end
		room = mappy[next] #assign room the value of the key currently assigned to next in the map (ROOMS)
							#so at the beginning, room = central_corridor (the value for the key 'central_corridor')
		print "\n--------" #line break for styling
		print room.__doc__
		nextstep = raw_input ("> ")
		next = room(nextstep) #changes the value of next, which will change the key for the value in room = above. Why the brackets?
						#WITHOUT the brackets, I get a KeyError -- so the parentheses are necessary to make this recognized as a function
						#and not just a text string inside the dictionary?
						#okay, see http://stackoverflow.com/questions/9517612/learning-python-the-hard-way-exercise-41-headache
						#apparently when next calls the function, the full function runs, and the "return" at the end of the function
						#is passed to "next". That "return" value is then processed as "next," and the "while" loop keeps everything
						#going until the exit() is hit at the end of one of the functions! BRAIN EXPLODING

def choosestart():
	print '''What room would you like to start in?
(a) central corridor
(b) armoury
(c) the bridge
(d) escape pods'''

	startchoice = raw_input ("> ")

	if startchoice == "a":
		runner(ROOMS,'central_corridor')
	elif startchoice == "b":
		runner(ROOMS,'laser_weapon_armory')
	elif startchoice == "c":
		runner(ROOMS,'the_bridge')
	elif startchoice == "d":
		runner(ROOMS,'escape_pod')
	else:
		print "choose a, b, c or d!"
		choosestart()

choosestart()