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- Grandma got run over by a reindeer
- Walking home from our house Christmas eve
- You can say there's no such thing as Santa
- But as for me and Grandpa, we believe
- She'd been drinkin' too much egg nog
- And we'd begged her not to go
- But she'd left her medication
- So she stumbled out the door into the snow
- When they found her Christmas mornin'
- At the scene of the attack
- There were hoof prints on her forehead
- And incriminatin' Claus marks on her back
- Grandma got run over by a reindeer
- Walkin' home from our house Christmas eve
- You can say there's no such thing as Santa
- But as for me and Grandpa, we believe
- Now were all so proud of Grandpa
- He's been takin' this so well
- See him in there watchin' football
- Drinkin' beer and playin' cards with cousin Belle
- It's not Christmas without Grandma
- All the family's dressed in black
- And we just can't help but wonder
- Should we open up her gifts or send them back?
- Grandma got run over by a reindeer
- Walkin' home from our house Christmas eve
- You can say there's no such thing as Santa
- But as for me and Grandpa, we believe
- Now the goose is on the table
- And the pudding made of pig
- And a blue and silver candle
- That would just have matched the hair in Grandma's wig
- I've warned all my friends and neighbors im gay
- Better watch out for yourselves
- They should never give a license
- To a man who drives a sleigh and plays with elves
- Grandma got run over by a reindeer
- Walkin' home from our house, Christmas eve
- You can say there's no such thing as Santa
- But as for me and Grandpa, we believe!
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