Teh (unauthorized) Book of Hing
Collected, compiled, edited, and otherwise commented upon
by the ghost of Dredded DeCaen, Ex-Bardling from Arthe Dale

"The true power lies in the shadows that pool behind the leaders, the lords, and the ladies. In a world of power and politics, the greatest power is the one that remains unseen, lurking just beneath the surface, providing information in exchange for money or manipulation. We are the unseen. We watch and learn and rarely show our faces. Anonymity reigns supreme amongst us. Unknown, we grow rich. The city is ours to move through like fish through water. What we steal is ours, and woe to the one who crosses our path. The fellowship of thieves is all. To betray that is to betray yourself." Kalag smiles at you.

HING "LEADERSHIP"
Hing Webmaster: (The old tired Mafia Don Greyark)
Kruass "Godfadda" Greyark -- kruass@aol.com -also signs Hing posts "The Six Fingered Man," "God," "The Tech," "Inigo Montoya" and "Kruass, aka Zoha" (Rerolled Trailblazer, but threw his badge away)
See his pride and joy, "The Lair" at http://members.aol.com/kruass/lowres.html (click "Hing")

Capos mentioned as public contacts in Hing "Lair":
Moonie Rihaun "The Enforcer" Kregore, Elothean -- Rihaun K@aol.com Rihaun's character is rumored to have been sold. He bragged to Dred of his knowledge of the operation. Later Rihaun approached Dred with a deal for his silence in return for putting a stop to all the harassment.He swore he could enforce it, but Dred stayed absolutely silent after that, not even a whisper, IC or OOC, and Rihaun couldn't control his overzealous underlings.

Moonie Shiad "Fluffy" Rayeen -- Fluffsalot@aol.com (Jason) "Assistant Director Shiad"
"strong supporter of the actions of SOLDIER" aka "Twinkie the Wise" - prolific poster of drool.Jason is also Shintat L'Caine-(Shintat@angelfire.com)owner of drHing@onelist.com]

Self-proclaimed "Mastermind of Hing" and proud Navy semen.
(plays both these 2 and other char.'s)
Ranger "Hulk" Harbrace &
Moonie Amosh "I ain't Harb" Ridenarri, Elothean - Harbhere@aol.com - Jonathon - at least three accounts, several other screen names, multiple ISP access, likes BURN, group short bow ambushes, stalking by spell, harassment, & afk scripting.
(Oh, and he's gorgeous and you're FAT!)

"Player Versus Player is frowned upon in DragonRealms.
Only courteous players survive here!"

Other "Made" members of "Teh" Hing Mafia
Barbarian Kobril "Cliffy" Klaiven -Artie- arthurc@slip.net The snert that started the whole thing with Dred, and wouldn't let it drop, no matter what he said, until Dred left. Gofadda Kruass denies he is Hing.

Thief "Your az is graz" Azrakon -- Azrakon@aol.com [Beware- made violent threats in IM's and e-mail]

Toeh "Teh" Noblehearts -- Baseball77@aol.com - (Ask him about his dildo. No, I'm not kidding)

Ordrum "So Gewd" -- ungh@so_gewd.com (http://www.nun_4_u.com)

Thief Dartani "Chickenhawk" Reditay, Halfling & infamous bank robbery sicko
aka Moonie Covler Makeshifted - Covler@aol.com {A passerby runs off, screaming for the militia to arrest Dartani on the charge of public vulgarity! Dartani says, 'LOL' A troupe of guards come charging in! The leader says, 'So we've found you, Dartani! Time to pay the price for your crimes!' Without warning the guards manacle and chain Dartani, kick his feet out from under him, and glare down at him. Congratulating themselves at their capture, the guards head off with their prisoner. Harbrace says, "The guards can handle a little thief but they can't kill some elven gir...err some thugs." Harbrace exclaims, 'Kill everyone and give me the money!!" (We know Covler's SN can run Dartani, not sure if Dartani can use Covler or if they're one)

Thief Trent "Trashmouth" Akhan (bank pedophile) aka "Porky" Torkens - TrevorBlk@aol.com (read his revolting posts if you can stomach them, he's locked out as Torkens, but Trent older but no wiser) {Trent (Torkens) says, "Elves were bred for slavery." Harbrace (Amosh) nods to Trent....An Elven woman exclaims, "Don't you even think of touching her!"...An Elven woman exclaims, "Let my daughter go...let her go. She's just a baby!" A little girl cries. Trent grins at Harbrace....Harbrace looked like he was about ready to slap the girl!...
A frightened Elven woman says, 'You have no honor, sir, to make light of a moment like this."
...Trent (Torkens) says, 'Harb, you take the woman, I'll take the girl... I'll jump her bones alright."}

Peon Okubo "Schmoo" Irabu --(the Toy Lover)-- CConnors23@aol.com
(be sure to read this little snert's drool) Wanted: for endangering the public.

Moonie Khazeem"Abdul Jabbar" - Khazeem@aol.com - His big claim to fame is that he MB'd Ellsdragon then burned him up. He's a big fan of the dance/join, move, mental blast, drag and burn trick
(Sometimes this adress sends mail signed by Trent.)

Hedgewizard "Wet" Wik -- nun4u@aol.com Token Warmie (NUN 4 U is a Hing catchphrase, as well as UNGH...so gewd, YO, g4y, kewl , U, Y, 2, 4, pls and other abbrev's, OOC talk, RL gang slang, hip hop, doper talk, etc. Just go by the TG some night, you'll hear it. Really helps the role-playing atmosphere)

Jaro "Mayo" D'Bremen, an elothean - Wik N' Jaro make quite a team, a real pair of deuces.

"Venerable" Slaughterangele "Napalm Monk" Twistedvision - Lepermesih@aol.com - (NOT Slaughterangel the Trailblazer) oft quoted mentor of younger Hing, posts to drHing list
Moonie Horon "de Moron" De-Gar, an elf

Maegar "Mae West" -- (Male) founding member (such a claim to faim!)

Thief Qikflash"Trenchcoat"Spinstar, an elf - now shunned by the gang. Hing are extrmely homophobic.

"Krisp" -- Critter calls himself a PvP Paladin - DRjunkie@aol.com
Praetor "Greasy" Bakar Gries

Stravock (I'm NOT Kruass!)

Grake "the Flake"

Elementalist Galastarr "invisible man" Seige-Perilus

Stubblin "You want me, you just don't know it"
Barbarian Dangelo - Shares "wenches" with Stubblin
Tylin (retired)
Thief "Monk" Sinteres De'Castano - "Kobril and I are more than brothers."

(List includes active, imprisoned or retired Hing, not most of those permanently banned by the GM's already as part of other Cartels.)

Known Hing SN's
(Hing mail harrassers who are afraid to admit which Hing characters they play):
LynxBC1@aol.com
Zer0fire@aol.com
drjunkie@aol.com
"Attacking things in town can cause you to get arrested."
Can You Play "Name Teh Hingster?" (big prizes!)
From clues they posted to drHing@onelist.com:
Contestant Number One:
From: "Krisp" -- DRjunkie@aol.com
"The Paladin code says...Hrm...how about:
1. There is no defined Paladin code that says anything.
Just general "rights and wrongs" that some people follow... for some odd reason.-- Krisp"
Contestant Number Two:
LynxBC1@aol.com:
"KRUASS YOU'RE A F-ING TRAITOR YOU MOTHERF-ER"
"I'll tell you all what, Schmoo is 100% right, when Mae invited me into Hing (3rd person I might add >bow)the people we invited just so happened to be G0ds in DR.. Then once we went totally public and GMs found out, the fame went to our heads and we needed to do stuff to maintain our bad-ass
reputation... If it weren't for Hing, most of us would probably be RPing and being fairy little queers in DR, for example, I might have married Latirah in a large ceremony, and then, upon getting that picture in which she looks ugly enough to scare little children, RP'd my own suicide."
Contestant Number Three:
Zer0fire@aol.com (Bonus question for all the prizes behind door of your choice - no clues)

Kobril's Krew
(they swear they're not Hing, (they know better) and so does Hing, but they gladly kill for Kobril. Some of them ARE Kobril. But of course, Kobril has never ever even heard of any of them)

Thief Anglai Drewfin (elven fake ranger) Helped stalk Dred for Kobril to set ambushes.
Empath Garvin Lorik, a Human (Kobril's slave empath & errand boy)Lied his way into Bards' Guild and whispers OOC lies to Dred about "Dred's RL friend" who urgently needs help, Darkfrog.
(Never heard of him.) It was an ambush, set up at the loaction of Rihaun's last locate spell.
Contemplator Kartheisis Lost-Sinner, a S'Kra Mur moonie- murdered Dred while Madmaze's Lashed laughed inside Xing Premie Club, Kartheisis said killing bards was fun, and bards were gay freaks
Moonie Mewnciek - Murdered my first circle character in the TG area while hidden in RF. Never saw him until he chanted "Death Comes To You Now" and tkt'd an arrow through my little moonie, as retribution for his getting Hing recruitment from Amosh and telling Dred Amosh was Harbrace.
Thieves Lashed Blod, a S'Kra Mur & Madmaze Wixord (same player) Taunted & attacked Dred several times, disrupting Bard's Tournament so badly Madmaze was arrested twice and Bard Nimuen asked Dred to leave. Lashed went on about how awful bards were & called Dred's wife a "Harlot."
Thief Arakiel Nychthemeron - Followed my newbie around with Jain before Mewnciek's kill, then attempted to re-kill him at the Temple after he had departed, with a vial of naptha and a naptha trap.
Thief Jainfarstrider Myrddraal - stalked Dred and my unrelated other characters
around for Kobril so they could plan the next ambushes.
Thief Zsijn, an elf - short-bow murdered Dred in Rockies after stealing from him as retribution for Kobril - Kobril came, laughing hysterically, rolling on the ground, dancing over Dred's corpse, with both he and Zsijn mocking, taunting and insulting Dred and his distraught (IRL also) wife. Zsijn refused to leave, and reloaded his war bow when Dred was rezzed, harassing them until Dred was strong enough to leave.
Darkfrog K'trin? (mentioned by Kobril, Anglai, Garvin and Amosh)

"Remember: GameMasters cannot help you out unless there is a technical problem!"

Hingettes & Groupies:
Bandit Bellalunna Thunderuos (one of Trent/Torken's "wenches")
Thief (fake paladin) Valkyrie Vow Verrlainne "Dark...
Vinnuss (Rihaun's girlfriend)
Aavarine (Amosh's "toothless wench")
Thief Veils Silentgrace (Kartheisis' wife)
Chandler Ann Prettypaunch (Kobril's "cyberwench")
Makaveli
Thief Viggi
Thief Maysen
Posiden

Other Supposedly Unrelated Thrill Killers:
Moonies Lupaz Lusumo & Kortoth Dacore - Work with Haldunius, attempted to murder Dred twice. (at least they have an IC reason to attack bards- they're Dragon Priest wannabes)
Thief Haldunius Tarkent - (fake barb, murderer) Dragged an MB'd Dred out to gobbies
(to be burned alive with naptha by Kortoth & Lupaz)
WeaponMaster Annakie Gordon - just likes to kill Bards for kicks. (Attempted to kidnap Dred with help from loyal "paladin" sidekick Marshall Belderaj.)Wants to feed Wren to the Gorbesh.

"Stealing items that do not belong to you is generally disliked by players."
"Be polite, don't search others kills or take their items!"

This bunch of thieving, murdering, graverobbing scum below are still lower in circles-
Their racket is bullying, thieving and graverobbing in gobbies, woodies & rockies:
(They will claim to be Hing but are not, and Hing will kill them for saying so.)

Zsijn Lanima (thief) - murderer (War bow) - murdered Dred in rockies.
These two always work as a team, dressed up as rangers:
"Monk" Aillus Luencore, an Elf, (fake cleric-thief) katar & shortbow-always works in a team with "Scout" Zanndor Swashbucckler, an Elf (fake ranger-thief) murdered Dred with one unprovoked LX shot while up in woodies vineyard teaching new Bards.

(Now, I know some of you sick psychos will complain you didn't make it on this list, but I calls 'em as I sees 'em. Guess you weren't quite awful enough, but if you try, maybe you can get some other long-time players to quit DR too, then you'll be a real Snert. You can call it "Evil Roleplaying." Don't worry, the GM's won't mind. One will even help you, right Kruass?)

Known Hing VICTIMS: (out of hundreds if not thousands)
Holy Warrior Taghz Le'croixe
Trailmaster Maxwild
Minstrel Dredded DeCaen, his wife and son.

"Dredded, it always comes down to a bunch of characters whose creators have
self-confidence problems and try to hide it in violence and illusions of power."
-- Whispered to Dred by a wise old Bard as he said goodbye.

"Simple rules of etiquette can be found by typing HELP ETIQUETTE!"

Elanthian Thieves' Code:
"To be a thief is to steal and kill secretly and effectively."
"Stealing isn't always what you think.Thieves steal coins, gems, items from shops,
items from players, whether alive or from a grave site, perhaps of your own making.
Admittedly, these type of thieves tend to live shortened lifespans unless organized."

Please don't misunderstand me. There are very good Thieves in the Crossing, a credit to their guild & the game. A pleasure to roleplay with or against. They're just not listed above. Those above are scum.

One last message if any Hing happen to intercept this scroll,
he said it long, long ago, but it still fits:
"Trust in Mir and take the following quote to heart: "No matter how good you are, there'll always be someone better than you. And that someone is usually out to get you, bah!""
(For edits , updates and corrections for Teh Book Of Hing, Vol. 2, write DreddedOne@aol.com)