Funny Munny

Methods Of Counterfeiting United States Currency


"Counterfeiting is a low-cost enterprise that offers huge profits."




Chapters

1)Method A: Counterfeiting $1 Bills

2)Method B: The Albert Way

3)Method C: The Bleach Method

4)Method D: The Peruvian Way

5)Method E: Another Albert Way

6)Method F: Tweakks Bleach Method

7)The Finishing Touches

8)Notes

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      METHOD A: Counterfeiting $1 Bills



1) Take a $1 Bill and place it on the top right
  corner of the paper as far can it go.

2) Trace the outline of the bill onto the paper
   and then cut out the outline of the bill.

3) Tape the bill back into the empty space made
   from the cut.

4) Label the frontside "Template A".

5) Label the backside "Template B".

6) Make a copy of "Template A", Flip and rotate
   the page and stick it back inside the printer tray.

7) Now switch out "Template A" in the copier with
   "Template B" and copy "Template B".

8) Now you should have a bill that is perfectly
   aligned on both the front and back sides.

9) Spray a light coat of AquaNet Hairspray over the bills.

10) Let the bills dry under UV-Blacklight.

11) Do the same for the back of the bill.

12) Roll the bill with your hands making sure not to crumple it.

13) Now you should have a $1 Bill that looks and feels real.


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                    METHOD B: The Albert Way


1) Print the front of the bill on a sheet of newsprint.

2) Print the back of the bill on another sheet of newsprint.

3) Then flip the back over and print the Watermark and the
   Security Strip ontop the newsprint.

4) Then use a UV-Highlighter on the security strip so the
   bill will pass a UV test.

5) Then glue the two sheets of newsprint together using a
   Sticker-Making Machine.

6) Spray the bill with AquaNet Hairspray and dry under the
   UV-Blacklight for 90 Minutes.

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                   METHOD C: The Bleach Method

1) Take a $5 Bill and soak it in "Purple Power" Degreaser.

2) Next, slowly rub the ink off of the bill in a circular
   motion using a Toothbrush.

3) Now dry the blank bills with a Hair Dryer.

4) When they are fully dried, feed them through an HP 3-in-1 Printer
   and print images of a $50 or $100 bill onto the bills.

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                    METHOD D: The Peruvian Way


1) Print a new yellowish watermark onto a bleached bill.

2) Print the back of a $100 bill onto the bill with the
   watermark.

3) Print the front of a $100 bill onto another bleached note.

4) Add a security strip onto the bill.

5) Glue the two bills together.

6) Lightly sand down the bill.

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                      METHOD E: Another Albert Way


1) Make a Template for both the front and back of the bills.

2) Make a template for the watermark and the security strip.

3) Now print the front of the bill onto a sheet of newsprint.

4) Now print the back of the bill onto another sheet of newsprint.

5) Now replace your money template in your copier with the watermark
   and security strip template.

6) Run the back of the bill back through your printer and print the
   watermark and strip on the front of the back of the bill.

7) Glue these two sheets of newsprint together using a Laminator.

8) Cut the bills to size.

9) Spray the bills lightly with AquaNet Hairspray and dry for 90 minutes.

10) Lightly sand the bill down.

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                         METHOD F: Tweakks Bleach Method

***Use a Canon Pixma MP990 for the printing. It doesn't leave tracer dots***

1) First, take a $1 Bill and iron it out flat. They must be in perfect condition.

2) Pour 500mL of Acetone into a bowl. Then pour 500mL of Bleach into the bowl.

3) Finally, measure out 500mL of 3% Hydrogen Peroxide. 3% works best for this.

4) Although Hydrogen Peroxide is an option, it will greatly increase production time.

5) You should notice that your reaction bath is hot and bubbling.

6) This is where the fun begins.

7) Put on chemical resistant gloves (Rubber Gloves) and a face mask to protect your
   mouth and nose.

8) Place your $1 bill into the reaction bath and submerge the bill for 10 minutes.

9) Once the bill has been soaking for 10 minutes, remove the bill from the bath
   and lay it out on a hard surface.

10) Do not rush the next step.

11) Once the washed bill is on the surface, take your toothbrush and slowly
    start rubbing the front of the bill in soft, circular motion.

12) Please know if you didn't add the Hydrogen Peroxide to the bath then you'll
    notice the ink will leave black smudges over the bill. Just keep rubbing
    the bill in a circular motion.

13) You will not be able to get all the ink off of the bill with just one
    chemical bath soak.

14) It roughly takes 3-4 soaks but for only 1-2 minutes at a time now
    instead of soaking for 10 minutes.

15) Keep rubbing off the ink and re-soaking until the bill becomes
    completely White/Grey/Pearl.

16) After the bill has been completely washed then run the bill
    under some hot water.

17) Do not flood the bills with hot water. It will cause rips in the paper
    and it will become unusable, and you'll have to start over.

18) Now after you've ran the bill through hot water, do the same thing, but
    this time with cold water.

19) You have to make sure that you wash all of the chemicals off.

20) Place the bill in an envelope and place a heavy object on top of it.

21) Let it sit for 90 minutes. This lets the bill solidify.

22) Carefully re-iron the bill to get all of the blotches or leftover
    ink or wrinkled/balled up paper.

23) Find A 1990 $100 bill. This bill has no security features.

24) Take an index card and scissors and cut out an exact replica of
    the $1 bill.

25) This will be your "Test Print" to make sure you are doing everything ok.

26) Tape the back of the index card down with double sided tape.
    (Tape the edges so you don't affect the entire replica bill or
     remove any paper.)

27) Lightly trace and outline the location with a pencil.

28) Next, scan your test print and open photoshop.

29) Make a new image and make it the same size as the test print.

30) The size is 6.14"x2.61".

31) Now take the front template of the $100 bill and place it onto
    your test print in photoshop.

32) Make sure everything is centered and aligned.

33) Finally print the test print in the highest quality you can.

34) Do not touch the test print for at least 90 minutes after it has
    been printed so the ink has time to dry.

35) After 90 minutes, repeat the steps above for the back of the bill.

36) Once you have completed your test print and everything looks correct,
    then you can place your washed bill into your printer and print the
    front and back of the bill onto the washed bill.

37) After printing both the front and back of the bill and letting the ink dry,
    then carefully iron the bill out one last time and now you have made a $100
    bill from a $1 bill.


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                                The Finishing Touches



For the texture:

  -Lightly roll the bill between both of your hands making sure not to crumple the bill.

  -Iron the bills after they are glued.

  -Spray AquaNet Hairspray onto the bills.

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For the Pen-Test:

  -Use "Newsprint" or "Directory" paper.

  -Or spray the bill with clear 1311 Krylon paint.

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For the Watermark and Security Strip:

  -Print the watermark and strip onto the paper before gluing it.

  -Can use a pull off thread from a pack of "Marlboro 100's" for the
   100-dollar strip.

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For the Security Fibers:

  -Use Red and Blue "BIC" pens to mimic the security fibers.

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For the Raised Printing:

  -Mix flour, glue, and water and stir the mixture as if you were preparing
   an instant coffee, careful to get an even consistency.

  -Then use a brush to paint certain parts of the bill.

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For the Color Changing Ink:

  -Can make a "100" or a "20" stamp and use indecent car or motorcycle paint to
   mimic the color changing ink.

  -Can also use green and brass brown sparkling glitter pens to mimic the effect.

  -Grind green glitter into a powder and mix it with some varnish and stamp it onto your bills.

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For the Micro-Printing

  -Use a Rapido graph Pen to make lines thinner than a strand of hair.

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                                             NOTES:


1) Always wear gloves so you don't leave your fingerprints on the bill.

2) Burn your trash so no evidence is left behind for the police to find.

4) Don't be the person who passes the bills.

5) Don't have anyone in your operation that you don't need.

6) Don't let anyone know where you are printing the money.

7) Make sure that you own the property where you plan to print.

8) If printing in a hotel room, make sure that room service doesn't
   have the right to come in.

9) Always buy what you need in cash that isn't counterfeit.

10) Never make a copy of a copy.

11) The more hands the bill passes, the better it is for you.

12) Newsprint or directory paper will fool the Pen-Test.

13) You can also spray the bill with Clear Krylon Paint.

14) Use "ScrapPerfect's Best Glue" to glue the two sheets of newsprint together.

15) Compress the two sheets of newsprint together using a Sticker-Making Machine.

16) After all of the glue is applied, use a Popsicle Stick to smooth out the glue.

17) Buy a Canon Pixma MP990. It doesn't have tracker dots.

18) To get free ink, just buy your ink from Walmart and return your
    ink when you are done to get the money to buy another ink cartridge.