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  1. 2:38
  2. ShodaiGoro
  3. Obviously, not any sort of modern firearms.
  4. 2:38
  5. Tengen Toppa Lazengann
  6. If they're of Dwarven make, then yes, it makes sense
  7. 2:39
  8. ShodaiGoro
  9. But IIRC, Daggerfall had cannons, and obviously the Dwemer were insanely smart
  10. Wouldn't be surprised if, post-Skyrim, someone finally develops primitive firearms
  11. It might be interesting, especially seeing that in theory, it can give anyone an ability rivaling a powerful mage with little training, and thus possibly be a dividing point
  12. And then there's those who think they're able to take on the likes of Psijics and the Telvanni
  13. And proceed to get rekt
  14. 2:42
  15. Tengen Toppa Lazengann
  16. science is simply magic that has been explained
  17. 2:42
  18. ShodaiGoro
  19. ...actually, I feel it would be better treating them like crossbows
  20. Like, they'd exist... but they're not widespread, nor mass-produced
  21. Welcome to the core of all our madness! Welcome, welcome, welcome!
  22. 2:45
  23. Gallibon the Destroyer
  24. Allo
  25. 2:50
  26. IForgotIExistedERHURHURHUR
  27. arhgptht
  28. 2:52
  29. Gallibon the Destroyer
  30. o/
  31. 2:53
  32. Tengen Toppa Lazengann
  33. o/
  34. 3:01
  35. ShodaiGoro
  36. I've been considering FXM's emblem
  37. But I'm worried my idea may be a little similar to Khajiit moon motifs in a small way
  38. 3:03
  39. IForgotIExistedERHURHURHUR
  40. still cant help but wonder what it wouldve been like if plaguemask was undead
  41. 3:04
  42. Gallibon the Destroyer
  43. Well, you can if you want to @IFIE
  44. 3:04
  45. IForgotIExistedERHURHURHUR
  46. nah i
  47. dont know how it'd work
  48. 3:04
  49. ShodaiGoro
  50. I haven't really explained how SB culture views necromancy and undead
  51. 3:04
  52. IForgotIExistedERHURHURHUR
  53. you need to redo the page so i have
  54. stuff
  55. to go off of
  56. all we have is ranks
  57. that doesnt help
  58. 3:05
  59. Gallibon the Destroyer
  60. If there was one thing I did like about the old page was the history put down
  61. Which is now long outdated anyways, but still it would be kind of nice to have something like that again
  62. 3:06
  63. IForgotIExistedERHURHURHUR
  64. yeah
  65. it'd really help when someone wants to make a new SB
  66. instead of just doing guesswork
  67. 3:07
  68. Gallibon the Destroyer
  69. Speaking of SBs;
  70. 3:07
  71. ShodaiGoro
  72. While they aren't "Knight Templar" level of judgemental, they can like some undead as an exception, the general stance is that undead are a spit in the face to their gods if they are willing, non-thrall undead, and view thrall-type undead and, by extension, the necromancers who reanimated them, as very disrespectful, and often taboo.
  73. 3:07
  74. Gallibon the Destroyer
  75. Something funny earlier I noticed
  76. Goro said that OniMask was worse than EagleMask in his opinion
  77. Meanwhile
  78. Zero said EagleMask was worse than FauxMask
  79. 3:07
  80. IForgotIExistedERHURHURHUR
  81. i didnt understand like half of what goro said
  82. 3:07
  83. Gallibon the Destroyer
  84. Sooo
  85. OniMask is worse than FauxMask? :O
  86. 3:08
  87. ShodaiGoro
  88. I've shown there are exceptions, where vampires can be tolerated, especially if they did not choose their blessing/curse, and if necromancers only use certain subjects.
  89. 3:08
  90. IForgotIExistedERHURHURHUR
  91. what do you mean by subjects
  92. 3:08
  93. Gallibon the Destroyer
  94. They both said this around the same day too no less, lol
  95. 3:08
  96. ShodaiGoro
  97. Subjects. Dead bodies to bring back to life as thralls
  98. 3:09
  99. IForgotIExistedERHURHURHUR
  100. plaguemask is more likely to use his magic than necromancy
  101. 3:09
  102. ShodaiGoro
  103. Essentially, death row criminals, especially ones with no immediate family, despicable people who would otherwise be the first, etc. etc.
  104. 3:09
  105. IForgotIExistedERHURHURHUR
  106. he sounds like the type who would only use certain subjects
  107. 3:09
  108. ShodaiGoro
  109. Well, you said you considered him being undead
  110. 3:10
  111. IForgotIExistedERHURHURHUR
  112. ack
  113. gtg
  114. 3:10
  115. ShodaiGoro
  116. o/
  117. 3:10
  118. Gallibon the Destroyer
  119. o/
  120. 3:10
  121. IForgotIExistedERHURHURHUR
  122. also i was told not to
  123. by 3 people
  124. ok now bye
  125. 3:10
  126. ShodaiGoro
  127. I don't know if it is.
  128. o/
  129. 3:11
  130. Gallibon the Destroyer
  131. Hey Goro
  132. 3:11
  133. ShodaiGoro
  134. ?
  135. 3:11
  136. Gallibon the Destroyer
  137. Wasn't there going to be a GorillaMask at one point?
  138. 3:11
  139. Tengen Toppa Lazengann
  140. o/
  141. 3:11
  142. ShodaiGoro
  143. Yes
  144. 3:11
  145. Gallibon the Destroyer
  146. Or was he more or less just an idea?
  147. 3:11
  148. Tengen Toppa Lazengann
  149. there is a gorillamask
  150. 3:11
  151. ShodaiGoro
  152. But his jimmies were rustled
  153. 3:11
  154. Tengen Toppa Lazengann
  155. >gorilla
  156. IForgotIExistedERHURHURHUR couldn't take our spark of madness. Farewell and godspeed. (just kidding, we know you're coming back.)
  157. 3:11
  158. Tengen Toppa Lazengann
  159. GORILLA!
  160. DIAMOND!
  161. BEST MATCH
  162. > (KRBGD)
  163. ...
  164. (KRBGM)
  165. 3:12
  166. ShodaiGoro
  167. fuckkkkkkkk
  168. 3:12
  169. Tengen Toppa Lazengann
  170. there it is
  171. 3:12
  172. Gallibon the Destroyer
  173. I remember you saying the reason you didn't make him was because of Harambe jokes at the time or something
  174. 3:12
  175. ShodaiGoro
  176. Yeah, I know
  177. 3:12
  178. Tengen Toppa Lazengann
  179. dicks out for harambe
  180. 3:12
  181. ShodaiGoro
  182. Apparently, there is a GM now?
  183. 3:12
  184. Tengen Toppa Lazengann
  185. Probably
  186. 3:12
  187. ShodaiGoro
  188. But back in the day, I briefly thought of it while the Harambe memes were cooling down
  189. 3:12
  190. Gallibon the Destroyer
  191. GM?
  192. 3:13
  193. ShodaiGoro
  194. GorillaMask.
  195. 3:13
  196. Gallibon the Destroyer
  197. Oh ah
  198. derp me
  199. 3:13
  200. Tengen Toppa Lazengann
  201. There's like 30 active shadowbloods at this point, so I wouldn't be surprised
  202. I could've sworn there was one at least
  203. 3:13
  204. Gallibon the Destroyer
  205. Actually
  206. There's a little less than that
  207. 3:13
  208. Tengen Toppa Lazengann
  209. squidmask is still best shadowblood
  210. 3:13
  211. Gallibon the Destroyer
  212. I miscounted---Akala and NFXM don't count
  213. 3:13
  214. ShodaiGoro
  215. Obviously, I wasn't interested in intoducing him, and then having a guy shoot him as a joke and get a swarm of "dicks out for GorillaMask" jokes.
  216. 3:13
  217. Gallibon the Destroyer
  218. Goro said so
  219. 3:13
  220. Tengen Toppa Lazengann
  221. because he has trashir's head over his fireplace.
  222. 3:13
  223. Gallibon the Destroyer
  224. Robot FLM doesn't count either, as he's....well, a robot
  225. 3:14
  226. ShodaiGoro
  227. Akala isn't a SB. Aestetically, half of his body resembles one, the other being one, a symbol of duality, representing the races he is generally associated with
  228. Okay, just gonna do this.
  229. 3:14
  230. Gallibon the Destroyer
  231. I know, I just said that you said he wasn't
  232. 3:14
  233. ShodaiGoro
  234. (FXM) *goes to the Castle of the Worm, hauling Obshitian's rotting corpse
  235. (FXM) <(I do not approve of your actions, but I have this asshole even more. Happy Birthday.) *offers the body to the King of Worms
  236. (FXM) <(Please defile him extra-hard.)
  237. 3:16
  238. Gallibon the Destroyer
  239. I'm more surprised he didn't do that earlier
  240. 3:16
  241. ShodaiGoro
  242. oh god that sounds much worse out-of-contenxt
  243. Kill him? Wanted to, but obviously, not like I had any chance
  244. 3:16
  245. Tengen Toppa Lazengann
  246. (Mannimarco) <(…)
  247. 3:17
  248. ShodaiGoro
  249. By the time everyone realized how bad he and his user were, he was a god in all-but-name
  250. 3:17
  251. Tengen Toppa Lazengann
  252. (Mannimarco) *holds up a hand, keeping his various underlings and their pet corpses at bay* <(Hmm... And you ask nothing in return?)
  253. 3:17
  254. ShodaiGoro
  255. (FXM) <(Actually, there is a tradeoff.)
  256. (FXM) <(Defile him. Make his body a mockery.)
  257. 3:18
  258. Tengen Toppa Lazengann
  259. (Mannimarco) <(… Very well.)
  260. Mandolore Shepard has just entered the core of all our madness!
  261. 3:18
  262. ShodaiGoro
  263. non-canon, but still
  264. 3:18
  265. Tengen Toppa Lazengann
  266. nope totally canon
  267. i'm gonna use it regardless XD
  268. 3:18
  269. Mandolore Shepard
  270. afternoon all
  271. 3:18
  272. Tengen Toppa Lazengann
  273. o/
  274. whether or not fxm is canon here is completely up for debate
  275. 3:18
  276. ShodaiGoro
  277. fine but fxm didn't do it then
  278. it was an ooc joke
  279. 3:19
  280. Tengen Toppa Lazengann
  281. but I was gonna have mannimarco use the corpse either way
  282. 3:19
  283. ShodaiGoro
  284. Basically, though, I did get a pretty good moment either way
  285. 3:19
  286. Tengen Toppa Lazengann
  287. Yeah
  288. Speaking of which....
  289. 3:19
  290. ShodaiGoro
  291. I made his user ragequit after pressuring him with Gojiran's help to stop blatant godmodding
  292. 3:20
  293. Tengen Toppa Lazengann
  294. Mannimarco is technically connected to Trashir being killed.
  295. 3:20
  296. ShodaiGoro
  297. I'd also avoid using Obshitian, TBH
  298. MechaZero101 has just entered the core of all our madness!
  299. 3:20
  300. Tengen Toppa Lazengann
  301. eh
  302. 3:20
  303. Mandolore Shepard
  304. In my current playthrough of Fallout 4, I still need to collect these six bobbleheads: Agility, Luck, Barter, Lock picking, Sneak, and Melee
  305. 3:20
  306. Tengen Toppa Lazengann
  307. he has connections to hell, which can be useful either way
  308. MechaZero101 couldn't take our spark of madness. Farewell and godspeed. (just kidding, we know you're coming back.)
  309. MechaZero101 has just entered the core of all our madness!
  310. 3:21
  311. Gallibon the Destroyer
  312. Btw
  313. 3:24
  314. ShodaiGoro
  315. being meguca is suffering
  316. 3:24
  317. Gallibon the Destroyer
  318. Imo; Dr crap is boring now
  319. Was he a horrible guy? Yes, but at this point it's beating a dead horse; which is why I tend to avoid detailing him whenever I do make blogs/rants/posts, etc. I mean, everybody has beaten me to it in a sense; so what else is left to say other than the obvious? It's not helping either that people keep say (no offense Goro, but it's usually you) that we shall no longer talk about him, only to keep talking about him. And quite frankly, I found his cronies to be worse than he was, which is saying something.
  320. 3:24
  321. ShodaiGoro
  322. Yeah, agreed.
  323. I don't really wanna talk about him anymore, but I haven't been representing that policy as much as I'd like to
  324. 3:25
  325. Gallibon the Destroyer
  326. ALSO not helping is people tend to focus more on talking about him than even doing anything else!
  327. Several of my RPs were ignored in favor of this
  328. 3:25
  329. ShodaiGoro
  330. Usually, I am simply respond and ramble.
  331. 3:26
  332. Gallibon the Destroyer
  333. It seems that the only bad user we've actually keep a consistent "don't talk about him" with is LSDKama.
  334. 3:26
  335. Tengen Toppa Lazengann
  336. there are reasons for that
  337. 3:26
  338. Gallibon the Destroyer
  339. Indeed.
  340. 3:26
  341. Tengen Toppa Lazengann
  342. namely being that kama was worse
  343. 3:26
  344. Gallibon the Destroyer
  345. Too dark.
  346. 3:27
  347. Mandolore Shepard
  348. Btw @Gallibon, I saw the new page for Topaz Industries earlier. It looks good
  349. 3:27
  350. Gallibon the Destroyer
  351. Thanks
  352. You know
  353. I just realized that I never really made it clear on what type of bussiness they were
  354. Supposedly anyways
  355. They WERE just an evil group in disguise....
  356. 3:30
  357. ShodaiGoro
  358. Really, I do apologize for letting it get this frequent, but lemme just remind you
  359. I tend to lose track and be prone to having the subject changed unless I'm deadset on something, or it's important
  360. 3:32
  361. Mandolore Shepard
  362. Hopefully not a pharmaceutical one, otherwise I would think of Abstergo Industries which was a front for the Templars in the Assassin's Creed series. @Gallibon
  363. 3:38
  364. Gallibon the Destroyer
  365. Indeed. @Mandolore
  366. Ah. @Goro
  367. brb
  368. 3:40
  369. MechaZero101
  370. (kodeibu) is the next best thing
  371. 3:45
  372. ShodaiGoro
  373. (KoDeibu) <(Jusht Weibu.)
  374. *Monika.char is replaced by a pile of stale anko
  375. 3:46
  376. Gallibon the Destroyer
  377. back
  378. 3:46
  379. Mandolore Shepard
  380. wb
  381. 3:54
  382. Gallibon the Destroyer
  383. thank
  384. 4:01
  385. Tengen Toppa Lazengann
  386. shodaigoro pm
  387. 4:10
  388. Gallibon the Destroyer
  389. wwwwwwwwwwwwwwweeeeeeeeeeeeeeooooooooooooooooo
  390. 4:13
  391. Mandolore Shepard
  392. hmmm
  393. Mandolore Shepard couldn't take our spark of madness. Farewell and godspeed. (just kidding, we know you're coming back.)
  394. MechaZero101 couldn't take our spark of madness. Farewell and godspeed. (just kidding, we know you're coming back.)
  395. 4:29
  396. ShodaiGoro
  397. tengen pm it easy
  398. 4:31
  399. Gallibon the Destroyer
  400. ...
  401. 4:32
  402. Tengen Toppa Lazengann
  403. well chat died
  404. also
  405. galli
  406. you remember that backstory I gave you for SQM?
  407. It's canon now, kinda.
  408. 4:34
  409. Gallibon the Destroyer
  410. Yayz
  411. Yerminator has just entered the core of all our madness!
  412. 4:34
  413. Tengen Toppa Lazengann
  414. Though there have been some changes made, as is typical with SquidMask
  415. 4:35
  416. Gallibon the Destroyer
  417. Alright
  418. o/
  419. Mandolore Shepard has just entered the core of all our madness!
  420. 4:38
  421. Mandolore Shepard
  422. Back, was looking at my Yu-Gi-Oh cards. 83 different cards showed females on them
  423. 4:39
  424. Gallibon the Destroyer
  425. o/
  426. 4:43
  427. Tengen Toppa Lazengann
  428. wait
  429. did you just assume the gender of those cards?
  430. REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
  431. 4:44
  432. Gallibon the Destroyer
  433. https://orig00.deviantart.net/d458/f/2018/258/1/a/puppetmask_assumed_her_gender_by_gallibon-dcmyrc7.jpg
  434. Relevant to the conversation
  435. 4:44
  436. Tengen Toppa Lazengann
  437. wat
  438. 4:45
  439. Gallibon the Destroyer
  440. Context; PuppetMask destroyed ChameleonMask's robot suit, "Black X", which everyone thought was her
  441. Black X was seemingly a male robot, but was actually ChameleonMask in disguise.
  442. 4:46
  443. Tengen Toppa Lazengann
  444. oh
  445. 4:46
  446. Yerminator
  447. http://gizoogle.net/tranzizzle.php?search=https://en.wikiquote.org/wiki/Spy_Kids_2:_The_Island_of_Lost_Dreams&se=Go+Git+Dis+Shiznit
  448. "Do you think... Dogg stays up in heaven cuz tha pimpin' muthafucka too lives up in fear of what tha fuck his schmoooove ass pimped, here on Earth, biatch?"
  449. 4:47
  450. Gallibon the Destroyer
  451. wtf
  452. XD
  453. 4:48
  454. Mandolore Shepard
  455. There are a lot of female cards in the Yu-Gi-Oh! franchise: https://yugioh.wikia.com/wiki/List_of_female_cards
  456. 4:49
  457. ShodaiGoro
  458. DARK MAGICIAN GIRL IS WAIFU MATERIAL
  459. or maybe not who knows
  460. Ty-Dawg has just entered the core of all our madness!
  461. 4:51
  462. Tengen Toppa Lazengann
  463. sqm had a threeway with the gemini elves.
  464. jkjkjkjk
  465. except maybe not
  466. 4:51
  467. Ty-Dawg
  468. At this point
  469. 4:51
  470. Gallibon the Destroyer
  471. o/
  472. 4:52
  473. Ty-Dawg
  474. I consider every joke and reference to SQM canon
  475. Even if it contradicts all the other facts.
  476. He's like Kang the Conqueror.
  477. 4:52
  478. Tengen Toppa Lazengann
  479. … fair enough
  480. SQM is actually a god. Because why not
  481. Plenty of multiverses have ways of attaining godhood.
  482. 4:53
  483. Ty-Dawg
  484. My head hurts thinking about the WZRPverse.
  485. 4:53
  486. Tengen Toppa Lazengann
  487. XD
  488. Honestly
  489. Just blame Decade on this one.
  490. Everything will be easier if you do
  491. 4:53
  492. Gallibon the Destroyer
  493. I like to go with the original quote
  494. "Somehow, you can take seriously"
  495. 4:54
  496. Ty-Dawg
  497. Someho
  498. w
  499. 4:54
  500. Gallibon the Destroyer
  501. no fuck
  502. It's not that it's;
  503. "An endless, ongoing interactive crack fic/Massive Multiplayer Crossover that somehow, you can take seriously."
  504. 4:55
  505. Ty-Dawg
  506. Yup, that's about it.
  507. 4:55
  508. Gallibon the Destroyer
  509. My bad
  510. 4:55
  511. Ty-Dawg
  512. Funny story, when I was like...7, and first on the internet.
  513. 4:55
  514. Gallibon the Destroyer
  515. Since 2013!!
  516. 4:55
  517. Ty-Dawg
  518. I was ona chatroom and saw that there was a Mod......
  519. 4:55
  520. Gallibon the Destroyer
  521. Okay yeah, 2014 was where it technically all started, but 2013 was like the prototype years.
  522. 4:55
  523. Ty-Dawg
  524. But I thought Mod as in game mod, so I thought the Mod was an AI.
  525. 4:55
  526. Gallibon the Destroyer
  527. *year
  528. Yerminator couldn't take our spark of madness. Farewell and godspeed. (just kidding, we know you're coming back.)
  529. 4:57
  530. Ty-Dawg
  531. Tengen is u poop
  532. 4:57
  533. ShodaiGoro
  534. (MOT) <(lol)
  535. 4:57
  536. Ty-Dawg
  537. Galli is u poop
  538. 4:58
  539. ShodaiGoro
  540. * lawl
  541. 4:58
  542. Gallibon the Destroyer
  543. (gagan) <(can i be a meme now?)
  544. 4:58
  545. ShodaiGoro
  546. (coobie) <(no.)
  547. 4:58
  548. Gallibon the Destroyer
  549. (gagan) <(oh wait, i needed to say something stupid first)
  550. 4:58
  551. Ty-Dawg
  552. You can be a meme on the Neverteenth of Nopetember.
  553. 4:58
  554. Gallibon the Destroyer
  555. (gagan) <(derp)
  556. Yerminator has just entered the core of all our madness!
  557. 5:00
  558. Tengen Toppa Lazengann
  559. >endless
  560. 5:00
  561. Gallibon the Destroyer
  562. (gagan) *summons teleportapotty, flees this earth*
  563. 5:00
  564. Tengen Toppa Lazengann
  565. well that might be a bit much
  566. 5:01
  567. Yerminator
  568. you can be a meme during the week with 4 thursdays
  569. 5:01
  570. Ty-Dawg
  571. HEY LET"S
  572. NOT GO THERE
  573. @Tengen
  574. 5:01
  575. Gallibon the Destroyer
  576. The teleportapotty is the most underrated gag about Gagan
  577. Just lol
  578. 5:01
  579. Tengen Toppa Lazengann
  580. It isn't endless though
  581. 5:02
  582. Ty-Dawg
  583. I don't want that back on my mind.
  584. Please, seriously.
  585. 5:02
  586. Tengen Toppa Lazengann
  587. Because endless would imply that there are RPs running 24 hours a day, 7 days a week, and that simply isn't true
  588. 5:02
  589. Gallibon the Destroyer
  590. FLY AWAY NOW FLY AWAY NOW FLY AWAAAAAAAAAAAAY
  591. 5:02
  592. Ty-Dawg
  593. Teleportapotty?
  594. YOU MEAN TARDIS
  595. huehuehuehue
  596. 5:03
  597. Gallibon the Destroyer
  598. Lol
  599. ClownMask
  600. Anybody notice the new pic btw
  601. 5:04
  602. Ty-Dawg
  603. Oh sht yah
  604. 5:05
  605. Mandolore Shepard
  606. Yep
  607. 5:05
  608. Gallibon the Destroyer
  609. Interesting how he's actually an ink monster
  610. I wonder what he looks like without the mask then
  611. 5:06
  612. Tengen Toppa Lazengann
  613. GALLIBON
  614. DID YOU FIX SQUIDMASK'S PAGE WHEN I WASN'T LOOKING?
  615. 5:06
  616. Ty-Dawg
  617. did u fix ur hair
  618. 5:06
  619. Yerminator
  620. https://ultrafan-cringe.wikia.com/wiki/File:Screenshot_20180616-220125.jpg rate my oc
  621. 5:07
  622. Gallibon the Destroyer
  623. No?
  624. Also
  625. He uses a unicycle as means of transportation
  626. If not that, then the balloons for flight!
  627. 5:07
  628. Yerminator
  629. https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=com.superheroesgames.UHSB
  630. 5:08
  631. Mandolore Shepard
  632. https://twitter.com/kinusaki/status/1042171884123504640 Looking at the picture on the left, it kind of looks like Sonnet it attempting to figure out where Brownie is looking
  633. er is
  634. 5:11
  635. Gallibon the Destroyer
  636. It does
  637. 5:13
  638. Yerminator
  639. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gSM7MqivFyY https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9dc44-rbXLQ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FbnFueauQ54 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kJay22Q9Wng
  640. top 10 anime for super heroes fan
  641. 5:16
  642. Mandolore Shepard
  643. So in the Captain Marvel trailer that was revealed today, certainly shows that it is set in the 90s because of a certain store shown in the trailer
  644. 5:19
  645. Gallibon the Destroyer
  646. Neat
  647. 5:19
  648. Tengen Toppa Lazengann
  649. Blockbuster. I'm betting Blockbuster
  650. 5:19
  651. Ty-Dawg
  652. I AM
  653. blookboster
  654. 5:20
  655. Mandolore Shepard
  656. Yep, Blockbuster Video was shown in the trailer
  657. 5:21
  658. Tengen Toppa Lazengann
  659. (SQM) *stares at his ceiling slowly, silently... remembering when life wasn't this easy*
  660. *decades beforehand, Earth is shown in ruins, humans are used as cattle... as skeletal squid-like beings float above, killing them for fun*
  661. *the sky is on fire, and the screams of the humans can be heard for miles, the streets run red with blood...*
  662. 5:23
  663. Gallibon the Destroyer
  664. Wow. I remember Blockbuster back in the day.
  665. 5:23
  666. ShodaiGoro
  667. I went there a lot as a kid
  668. 5:24
  669. Ty-Dawg
  670. Me too
  671. 5:24
  672. Mandolore Shepard
  673. I also remember Blockbuster Video, but I did not go there much
  674. 5:24
  675. Tengen Toppa Lazengann
  676. (Cho-Tar) *floats slowly over a small human child... scars on his face and body proving him to be a seasoned warrior.... and a good soldier*
  677. (Cho-Tar) *reads the child's mind, fear filling the child's senses, as everything around him turns to black*
  678. 5:26
  679. Ty-Dawg
  680. GRAND WARLORD VOSS
  681. 5:26
  682. Tengen Toppa Lazengann
  683. *and then suddenly, SQM is awake again, and the sky is no longer on fire*
  684. Voss?
  685. 5:26
  686. Ty-Dawg
  687. A Darkseid homage from a cardgame.
  688. 5:26
  689. Gallibon the Destroyer
  690. Bottled water?
  691. Oh
  692. 5:27
  693. Tengen Toppa Lazengann
  694. oh okay
  695. 5:27
  696. Ty-Dawg
  697. And by homage
  698. I mean Darkseid but orange.
  699. 5:29
  700. Gallibon the Destroyer
  701. Still better colors than the Darkseid ripoff from Youngblood
  702. 5:29
  703. Ty-Dawg
  704. Mhm
  705. 5:30
  706. Gallibon the Destroyer
  707. "Darkthornn"...what a name
  708. 5:30
  709. Tengen Toppa Lazengann
  710. (SQM) <(…)
  711. (SQM) <(Not again.)
  712. 5:31
  713. Ty-Dawg
  714. COMPLETELY ORIGINAL NAME.
  715. Oh shit, SQM is having memories about the last great time war
  716. 5:32
  717. Tengen Toppa Lazengann
  718. Not so much of a war.
  719. More of a massacre.
  720. 5:32
  721. Ty-Dawg
  722. It's a DW reference bruh
  723. 5:33
  724. Tengen Toppa Lazengann
  725. Oh
  726. Well it's actually pretty relevant to SQM, from a history standpoint
  727. 5:34
  728. Gallibon the Destroyer
  729. Yee
  730. 5:35
  731. Tengen Toppa Lazengann
  732. And it will told solely through semi-conscious flashbacks caused by alcoholism.
  733. 5:35
  734. Ty-Dawg
  735. Ahh, okay.
  736. Interesting.
  737. 5:36
  738. Tengen Toppa Lazengann
  739. yep
  740. 5:36
  741. ShodaiGoro
  742. Did Cho-Tar murder an infant?
  743. 5:36
  744. Tengen Toppa Lazengann
  745. ...
  746. Not murder, necessarily
  747. It's... complicated.
  748. 5:37
  749. Gallibon the Destroyer
  750. Also OT somwhat; but in regard to SBs;
  751. https://orig00.deviantart.net/22c9/f/2018/205/8/b/doublemask_by_gallibon-dci62mm.jpg
  752. DoubeMask's two faces have nicknames now
  753. 5:37
  754. Tengen Toppa Lazengann
  755. wtf
  756. 5:37
  757. Gallibon the Destroyer
  758. "King" is the nickname for the male (red) face
  759. * "red"
  760. 5:37
  761. Tengen Toppa Lazengann
  762. RED
  763. IT'S RED
  764. OH GOD EVERYONE RUN
  765. 5:37
  766. Gallibon the Destroyer
  767. "Queen" is the name for the female (blue) face
  768. 5:38
  769. Ty-Dawg
  770. RED is Giygas son pass it on
  771. 5:38
  772. Mandolore Shepard
  773. Nice nicknames
  774. 5:38
  775. Gallibon the Destroyer
  776. "King can also breath fire out from his mouth, meanwhile Queen can fire out....well I'm not sure yet on her
  777. I'm thinking either scalding hot water or electricity
  778. 5:38
  779. Tengen Toppa Lazengann
  780. Okay. Gonna continue the flashback now.
  781. 5:39
  782. Gallibon the Destroyer
  783. If they had more faces, they would be named "Jack", "Ace" and "Joker".
  784. IF they did.
  785. 5:39
  786. Tengen Toppa Lazengann
  787. (Cho-Tar) *releases the child, having devoured enough fear to sustain himself for the day, leaving the child in an emotionless state, but still alive*
  788. 5:40
  789. Mandolore Shepard
  790. Well almost a RoyalFlushMask then @Gallibon
  791. 5:40
  792. Tengen Toppa Lazengann
  793. and just in case anyone is trying to pronounce his name, it's pronounced as "SHOW-TAH" in the human tongue.
  794. 5:41
  795. Gallibon the Destroyer
  796. Basically yeah. @Mandolore
  797. Ah, neat. @TTL
  798. 5:42
  799. Tengen Toppa Lazengann
  800. (Cho-Tar) *floats away quietly, heading back toward the hive, a massive white monolith-like structure in Detroit, which has burrowed itself into Earth's core to keep the hivemother alive*
  801. 5:42
  802. Gallibon the Destroyer
  803. "Joker" could also be a "Ten", idk. But that's only if they had another. But anyways I'm gonna stop now.
  804. 5:42
  805. ShodaiGoro
  806. That's... very interesting...
  807. 5:42
  808. Tengen Toppa Lazengann
  809. *several thousand of his fellow swarm float around the hive, listening to the hivemother's song*
  810. Something wrong, Goro?
  811. Yerminator couldn't take our spark of madness. Farewell and godspeed. (just kidding, we know you're coming back.)
  812. 5:43
  813. ShodaiGoro
  814. No
  815. I'm just noting it's kind of interesting
  816. He literally ate his emotions.
  817. 5:43
  818. Tengen Toppa Lazengann
  819. Oh
  820. Yeah
  821. 5:44
  822. Ty-Dawg
  823. I would have then painted the kid purple.
  824. Because I like purple.
  825. It's a good color.
  826. The BEST color.
  827. 5:45
  828. Tengen Toppa Lazengann
  829. *the moon in the sky above is a cold, ghostly, white color.... with several hives of its own growing on the surface*
  830. 5:48
  831. Mandolore Shepard
  832. hmmm
  833. 5:48
  834. Tengen Toppa Lazengann
  835. (Cho-Tar) *floats slowly into one of the holes in the Detroit monolith, sticking against the walls, which are warm, and secrete a strange black ooze, feeding the boy's emotions to the monolith*
  836. *the boy's silent screams fill the halls as the queen-mother herself feasts upon the boy's emotions, echoing his screams against the monolith, causing it to reverberate, again and again, as more screams join in to form a demonic chorus, as several other monoliths across the globes do the same*
  837. *globe
  838. *suddenly... something snaps inside of Cho-Tar... something hidden within the boy's fear, something that didn't go to the hivemother*
  839. *Hate*
  840. 5:54
  841. Ty-Dawg
  842. (AM) > ( Hate. Let me tell you how much I've come to hate you since I began to live)
  843. 5:54
  844. Tengen Toppa Lazengann
  845. (Cho-Tar) *eyes fill with a strange darkness, as he descends further into the monolith, heading for the hivemother, the demonic chorus growing louder as he gets closer to the Earth's core*
  846. *several of his swarm follow him down, intent on bringing the rogue down, his intentions being well known through their shared psychic link.... but he's falling too fast for them to catch up*
  847. *skip ahead, and the Earth is now in pieces... broken monoliths floating around in space, as fragments of Earth smash together, leaving the planet dead*
  848. Lord Ghetsis has just entered the core of all our madness!
  849. 6:04
  850. Tengen Toppa Lazengann
  851. ...
  852. wow, okay you came in at the wrong time, ghetsis
  853. 6:04
  854. Lord Ghetsis
  855. RIP earth?
  856. fuck you
  857. that costed me 1000000 grand
  858. and you destroy it
  859. 6:05
  860. ShodaiGoro
  861. ich
  862. shwabe
  863. tengen pm
  864. @Ghetsis It's set in a past timeline or something
  865. 6:05
  866. Lord Ghetsis
  867. Can someone explain to me, what is going on in the RP?
  868. 6:05
  869. Ty-Dawg
  870. Wie heisst du?
  871. It's a SQM flashback.
  872. 6:06
  873. Tengen Toppa Lazengann
  874. it's some fuckshit
  875. 6:07
  876. Lord Ghetsis
  877. Goro PM
  878. 6:07
  879. Ty-Dawg
  880. God Avengers EMH is amazing.
  881. 6:08
  882. Tengen Toppa Lazengann
  883. *meanwhile, Cho-Tar is floating around in space, as the screaming voices of his hive, and all of the other hives on Earth burn and freeze to death*
  884. *suddenly.... those voices are silenced, as a louder, more booming voice can be heard inside of his head, as he subconsciously floats into deep space, inside the carcass of his hivemother*
  885. Also, secret origin of SQM, Ghetsis.
  886. 6:09
  887. Gallibon the Destroyer
  888. Mhmmm
  889. 6:09
  890. Lord Ghetsis
  891. gowo pm
  892. 6:09
  893. Ty-Dawg
  894. Cho-Tar is gonna be SQM.
  895. 6:10
  896. Lord Ghetsis
  897. Huh
  898. And here I thought it was something like Starcraft
  899. 6:10
  900. Ty-Dawg
  901. I'm assuming, at least.
  902. 6:10
  903. Tengen Toppa Lazengann
  904. It kinda is.
  905. I'll explain what you missed later.
  906. (Cho-Tar) *finally, after several decades of floating alone in space, following the sole voice of his homeworld, arrives... only to find most of the inhabitants dead from the dying psychic screams of his race*
  907. (Cho-Tar) *enters the atmosphere of the world, his hivemother's corpse burning up in the atmosphere, protecting him from re-entry*
  908. *the echoing screams of his brothers and sisters haunt his mind, as do the echoing screams of the humans he left behind, despite being little more than cattle*
  909. 6:14
  910. Gallibon the Destroyer
  911. Damn
  912. 6:15
  913. Tengen Toppa Lazengann
  914. (Cho-Tar) *lands in a creamy white ocean, filled with floating corpses of his brain-dead species, and yet, he feels nothing for them, only searching out the sole voice that remains, drawing him nearer*
  915. 6:17
  916. ShodaiGoro
  917. tengen pm
  918. also half-expecting a certain tes character to appear here for... spoilers.
  919. 6:18
  920. Ty-Dawg
  921. oh yeah
  922. the mudcrab merchant
  923. clearly
  924. 6:18
  925. Tengen Toppa Lazengann
  926. Nope. No TES characters here, technically.
  927. (Cho-Tar) *finds a massive monolith, much larger than any other on Earth, or the moon, and heads inside, more corpses lining the walls, the rage inside of Cho-Tar still boiling, even after all of these years*
  928. 6:23
  929. Lord Ghetsis
  930. Goro PM
  931. 6:24
  932. Tengen Toppa Lazengann
  933. *finally, he arrives, finding a massive skeletal-like member of his race, who was actually part of the monolith he was in.... and finally, Cho-Tar understood why he was here*
  934. (Cho-Tar) *floats toward the massive creature, their eyes meeting, and Cho-Tar could feel it.... the fear in the voice.... of being the last member of his race*
  935. (The Progenitor) *slowly looks at Cho-Tar... the murderer of his beloved children*
  936. *and without a word, Cho-Tar lifted up a tendril, and plunged it into his maker's flesh, killing the Ancient One*
  937. Lord Ghetsis couldn't take our spark of madness. Farewell and godspeed. (just kidding, we know you're coming back.)
  938. 6:27
  939. Tengen Toppa Lazengann
  940. *with the death of the Ancient One, the voices of all those dying souls, all across the universe come racing back, the silence of Cho-Tar's mind now being filled with endless screams as the universe explodes around him*
  941. *and then.... silence*
  942. Lord Ghetsis has just entered the core of all our madness!
  943. 6:30
  944. Tengen Toppa Lazengann
  945. (Cho-Tar) *opens his eyes, floating over the same planet, though the land is now lush and green.... and the monolith is much smaller*
  946. Yerminator has just entered the core of all our madness!
  947. 6:31
  948. Gallibon the Destroyer
  949. Mhmmm
  950. 6:31
  951. Tengen Toppa Lazengann
  952. (Cho-Tar) *looks around, confused, before heading into the monolith, coming face to face with a much younger Progenitor*
  953. (Progenitor) *seems to expect Cho-Tar this time, almost happy at the young one's appearance*
  954. Lord Ghetsis couldn't take our spark of madness. Farewell and godspeed. (just kidding, we know you're coming back.)
  955. 6:33
  956. Tengen Toppa Lazengann
  957. (Progenitor) *nods slowly, reading Cho-Tar's mind, understanding everything now, before lowering his head, accepting both their fates*
  958. (Cho-Tar) *with this action, Cho-Tar sends his tendril into his maker's body, ripping him apart from the inside out, causing the monolith to break apart around both of them*
  959. Lord Ghetsis has just entered the core of all our madness!
  960. 6:35
  961. Tengen Toppa Lazengann
  962. (Cho-Tar) *stares silently down at his maker's body, before he looks down at his own... confused, and in fear as his body fades in and out of existence*
  963. *Cho-Tar soon fades out completely, a silent shriek escaping his body, as the race that created the Progenitor slowly surround the two*
  964. *… before the scream returns, Cho-Tar returning to his physical form, refusing to fade from existence...*
  965. (Cho-Tar) *in a desperate bid to stay alive, Cho-Tar screams louder, forcing himself back into existence, before fading entirely*
  966. ...
  967. 6:38
  968. Gallibon the Destroyer
  969. ?
  970. 6:39
  971. Tengen Toppa Lazengann
  972. *not long after that, Cho-Tar wakes up, a bright light shining in his eyes, before he looks down, not recognizing his own body, his tendrils replaced by legs, arms, and a more humanoid body*
  973. (SQM) *screams loudly, before rolling out of his recliner, his flask falling to the ground, before his senses return to him* <(It's just a memory... Just a memory.)
  974. *end RP*
  975. 6:40
  976. Mandolore Shepard
  977. Whoa
  978. IForgotIExistedERHURHURHUR has just entered the core of all our madness!
  979. 6:41
  980. Tengen Toppa Lazengann
  981. o/
  982. So
  983. 6:41
  984. Gallibon the Destroyer
  985. o/
  986. 6:41
  987. Tengen Toppa Lazengann
  988. Thoughts?
  989. 6:41
  990. Gallibon the Destroyer
  991. Alright! That was great, really deep stuff. I went in knowing what was going to happen (sort of), but it still managed to be very intense.
  992. Overall, awesome RP!
  993. 6:42
  994. Tengen Toppa Lazengann
  995. Thanks
  996. 6:42
  997. Ty-Dawg
  998. Yeah, very inteersting stuff.
  999. I like it.
  1000. 6:43
  1001. Tengen Toppa Lazengann
  1002. And now you know why SquidMask drinks so much
  1003. 6:43
  1004. Lord Ghetsis
  1005. Good RP
  1006. 6:44
  1007. Gallibon the Destroyer
  1008. Makes those alcohol jokes soemwhat Harsher in Hindsight now
  1009. *somewhat
  1010. Still, this explains it all.
  1011. 6:44
  1012. Tengen Toppa Lazengann
  1013. Yep
  1014. Also
  1015. By technicality, SQM now has the highest kill count. You're welcome, universe.
  1016. :P
  1017. 6:45
  1018. Gallibon the Destroyer
  1019. XD
  1020. 6:46
  1021. Tengen Toppa Lazengann
  1022. I really want Goro's opinion on this, because I feel like this might cause his opinion of SQM to change
  1023. 6:46
  1024. Gallibon the Destroyer
  1025. Ikr
  1026. 6:46
  1027. Tengen Toppa Lazengann
  1028. shodaigoro
  1029. 6:50
  1030. IForgotIExistedERHURHURHUR
  1031. squidwardmask
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