The Cruise

The year is 20XX.
We live in a dystopian society where bringing safety kits is now martial law.
Riots break out as the wounded grow more and more.
Everything is terrible.
To help ease our pain, a local billionaire has invited a group of gifted individuals on a cruise.
They hope to persuade us to grow more comfortable with the lack of safety.
Unfortunately for them, the ship crashes into the Titanic II in a terrible T-bone accident.
The ship begins to sink.
In a brief instant, I head to the Captain's Room and assassinate him.
The billionaire is dead.
From his cold thighs I rip a keyring from his pants, and with that, swim to the local deserted island.
This keyring holds the key to the `Golden Safe`
Once the group and I are back to civilization, I will go to the docks.
From there, scuba gear and a boat will be rented.
The boat will head to the sunken cruise ship and I will dive down and unlock the contents of the safe.
Inside will be at least $1.
With this every individual will feel a profit from this experience.
Until then, this ring of keys can be used for other, more survival, related things.
Other people brought their own single objects.
Using the sandpaper, we can unrust the keys so they will be useful after we have been rescued.
Using the knife, we can carve the Janitor's key into another knife, therefore doubling production.
Using the fishing net, we can attach a few keys to the net, the fish will dangle the keys to let us know when they're caught.
The microphone is going to always be in use to get the rescue team's attention, so in order to maintain order amongst ourselves, we will use `dangling keys`
While `dangling keys` is in effect, everyone will be hypnotized and chaos will not break forth.
Finally, there's that guy over there doing everything who thinks he can do everything for us.
This is not true.
He does not have the keys to the `Golden Safe`.
We will make it off the island. Do not despair.