older bro.srt

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Today's topic:
Kind people exist.

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And the least kind person of your childhood is

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your older brother.

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Wha'tcha doin' pipsqueak?

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Gameplay.

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Let'me play.

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No.

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Let me play!

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I said no!

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And I'll tell you a secret! Deal?

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What secret?

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I've had a talk with Mom...

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She loves me more than you.

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Hm... No...

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I'm serious.

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It can't be.

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Why would I lie?

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- She loves us equally!
- Nope, she loves me more.

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- She loves us equally!
- Nope, she loves me more!

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Mommy!

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- Mom!
Yes, sonny?

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There's ice-cream in the fridge, for me and for Mom!

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One for me!

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One for me, one for Mom.

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- One for me!
- Nope!

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Well, come on...

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Come on, start crying...

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Remember our cousin?

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- Uh-uh!
- She loves you more than you.

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Not true!

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Know the uncle's other nephew? He's your level.

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- Am I on this level?
- Nope, this one!

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- I'm this level?
- You're together.

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Alright, calm down...

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Who do you love more, Mom or Dad?

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I love them both!

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Come on, there must be a favorite, tell me...

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- I love them equally!
- Come on, tell me already...

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- Ok, it's Mom...
- I'll tell Dad...

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- Nooo!
- I'm going to tell Dad!
- Please, no!

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Alright then...

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Let me play!

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I won't!

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Let me play!

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I said I won't!

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Okay then, here's another secret...

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What... Ah?

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You're adopted.

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I'm not adopted!

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You are!

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No, you are!

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We've adopted you only for the maternal package.

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But I was born before that law!

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Yet again you've failed us.

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Mommy loves me!

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She even bathes me herself!

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Do you know why she does it?

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Why?

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We don't trust you.

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Rumors say someone in this home is stealing soap.

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I don't steal!

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You're thief!

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I'm not!

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- Thief! Thief!
- No, you are!

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Hi Sergey!

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- Hi! You need the disks, right?
- Yep!
- In a minute!

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He-heh...

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What'cha doing, kiddo?

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Playin' games.

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Alright, proceed, while you can, of course...

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- What?
- They don't tell you, do they?

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- Don't want to upset you...
- What's that?

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What-what... You'll be given away to a neighbor!

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What neighbor?

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I was talking to your mom, she says she can't provide for two...

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They love Sergey more, so you'll be given to a neighbor, that's all.

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They don't!!

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Know this, when I grow up I'll kick your ass!

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You won't grow up.

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Why won't I?

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Did they keep you in the dark?

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What?!

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I was passing along the hospital and picked up your tests...

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You are a dwarf!

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I am not!

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You're a dwarf!

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No, you are!

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Are you hungry, Pavlik?

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Why, thank you aunt Lena!

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Want some ice cream then?

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That'll do!

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Here!

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See, even he has got some!

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[sobbing]

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Whining again? Stop your constant whining, will'ya?

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Mom, Sergey is beating me!

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Who's beating you?

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- You're beating yourself.
- Oww!

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- Why do you hit yourself?
- Oww!
- Stop hitting yourself!

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Alright, little bro, get lost, I'm having a visit.

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I won't!

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- I said get lost, my GF is coming!
- No!

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- Hi there!
- Ow!

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Awww, who's there so smol and so cute!

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That's me, heheh!

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Can you tell how much you weight?

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Uhm.. I dunno, like, 50 kilogramms.

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Then why Sergey's phone says you're..

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Kate, assured by a ton?

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- Heheh!
- What the heck did you say?
(GF)- Are you nuts?

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- Why do you hit yourself?!
- Owww! - Why do you..
[a vase falls down]

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Did you just crush mom's vase, are you nuts?

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It was Dad's present for their jubilee!

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Now we're both screwed!

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Boys, what was that sound.. Aahh, my Gosh, how terrible...

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This was my favorite vase!

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Who has done it?

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I'm asking you, who has done it?!

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Mom, that was me!

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Two weeks no allowance.

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[sighs]

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Did you just take the guilt for yourself?

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Yes.

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But why?

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[dramatic music]

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'Cause I'm not adopted, otherwise you would be kicked out for sure!

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[whines loudly]

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Alright-alright, calm down...

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Stop whining.

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I'm not adopted!

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Indeed you aren't.

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You know, I'm jealous of you. I've never had an older brother.

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You're lucky.

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Don't get so upset about it. Wanna eat my ice-cream?

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- Are you fine with it?
- I sure am!

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Wouldn't it be nice to go back...

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when your worst problem is your older brother,

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and your happiest time is having some ice-cream?!