Quote generator.

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<input type="button" value="Another!" onclick="quotes();" />
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function quotes(){
var quote = new Array;
quote[0]="\"If video games have taught me anything, it's that if you encounter enemies then you're going the right way.\" ~Unknown.";
quote[1]="\"I don't need to get a life, I'm a gamer. I have lots of lives!\" ~Unknown.";
quote[2]="\"A chainsaw! Find some meat!\" ~Doom."
quote[3]="\"Don't judge my choices without understanding my reasons.\" ~Unknown."
quote[4]="\"Logic and reason above all else.\" ~wolfboyft."
quote[5]="\"Sociology is just applied physcology, which is just applied biology, which is just applied chemistry, which is just applied physics, which is just applied mathematics.\" ~wolfboyft."
quote[6]="\"You got the BFG9000! Oh, yes.\" ~Doom."
quote[7]="\"Nazi scum.\" ~BJ Blazcowicz."
quote[8]="\"I'm a mur-diddly-urdler!\" ~Ned Flanders."
quote[9]="\"Hot, sweet, sexy damn!!\" ~wolfboyft."
rdmQuote = Math.floor(Math.random()*quote.length);
document.getElementById("quotebox").innerHTML=quote[rdmQuote];
}
window.onload=quotes();
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