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- >You press play on the portable DVD player.
- >"Well hello, here we are again, ready to do a fantastic painting together."
- "Indeed we are."
- >As you adjust your fancy beret, you fix your canvas, which was a tad bit crooked.
- >Your palette has all the required colors, and your brushes are at hand.
- >All you need is a red scarf and you'd be your average French artist.
- >In your defense, you are about 1/256th French.
- >"I thought today we could do something that's soft and very deep in the woods, and a very warm little painting."
- >Ah, he definitely puts the Splendor in Autumn Splendor.
- >"Think about where you would want the tree. This is your creation."
- >No matter how much he says it, you always end up doing exactly what he does.
- >Is this really your creation?
- >You shake your head, returning to following Bob's lead.
- >At least, that was the plan before the door burst open.
- >You jump, slightly smearing some paint.
- >"Hey, sorry to interrupt, but I need the player!"
- "Damn'it, can't you use the TV or computer?"
- >Seriously, your brother always seems to interrupt at the worst of times.
- >"Mom's hogging the TV, remember?"
- "...Oh, right. What about the computer?"
- >You press the pause button while asking him this.
- >"Charlie's on it."
- "Greedy little shit."
- >Charlie was your nephew, not related to the kid who bit that other kid's finger on YouTube, which you never understood the humor of.
- >"Anyway, gimmie."
- >He says this while snatching the DVD player.
- "Builshit! At least let me finish the episode!"
- >"Sure, and I'll just tell everyone about how you bought all those pornos."
- "Fine, fine. It's yours."
- >You paid him to not tell them and he still threatens to do it. What a crock of shit.
- >After putting away your tools, you retrieve your candy-red scarf.
- >What? You had it for when you dressed up as a French artist for that one Halloween party.
- >God, that party sucked.
- >You can't wait for when you're of drinking age, maybe parties will be way less boring.
- >Then again, by then, most girls you know will already have boyfriends.
- >But we're getting off topic.
- >After putting on the scarf, you retrieve your keys and phone, getting the TV user's attention.
- >"Going somewhere?"
- "Yeah, I'll be back, mom."
- >"Alright, goodbye! Be home before dinner!"
- >You open the front door, walking outside.
- >The sun's bright in the big blue sky.
- >You can see a few happy little clouds, at that.
- >It's like what you would've painted, if your brother didn't take the loving DVD player.
- >Clearing your head of unhappy thoughts, you vault the porch, landing on a stepping stone in the garden.
- >You hop your way out, and begin walking around town, greeting the various people you run into on the way.
- >Once you make your way to town, you realize that you have no idea where you even want to go.
- >Might as well go wandering.
- >That was a terrible idea.
- >You find a dead hobo in an alley, wearing a rather expensive looking ring.
- >Probably was married then divorced, losing everything.
- >Sounds like Dad in a nutshell.
- >Thankfully, this hobo is a ginger, not a blonde, so for all you know, Dad's alive and probably living it up in New York like he always wanted.
- >You then remember one of the things he taught you.
- >If someone doesn't have a use for something, take it off their hands.
- >You slip the ring off the hobo's finger, before pocketing it.
- >You eventually make your way to the local wing joint, after ditching the hobo.
- >Damn, you could go for a good wing basket.
- >You enter, before realizing that you don't have any money.
- >"Welcome!"
- >Shit, they saw you. Too late to bail politely.
- >You walk up, palms sweaty.
- "Hi, uh, one 10 piece basket, please."
- >"Alright, that'll be $14.95!"
- >You hand him the ring, not knowing what else to do.
- >He looks at it with surprise, before examining it closely.
- >Where'd he get the penlight?
- >He then puts it down, and you take it back.
- >"Come with me."
- >You follow him to the backroom.
- >All these frozen chicken wings. Oh god it's like frozen heaven.
- >He then opens another door.
- >Never been here before.
- >You follow him into the room, and whoa holy shit!
- >Stairs out of nowhere!
- >"Don't fall."
- "Thanks for the late warning."
- >"No problem."
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- >You make your way down the stairs.
- >It's a long flight. Thank god he warned you about the stairs, bro.
- >Eventually, you reach the bottom, as the store owner flips a light switch.
- >Why wasn't it at the top?
- >Oh, probably so no one sees what's down here.
- >There's a pentagram on the ground, and some of those vats that babies in comic books are raised in.
- "So what is this, Shin Megami Tensei?"
- >"Nope, no nuclear bombs are being dropped here."
- >That's... a mild relief.
- >"Anyway, stand here, my fellow Reality Phaser."
- >He says this, pointing to the pentagram.
- >Wait, what?
- >You nearly ask what a Reality Phaser is, when you realize.
- >If you ask him, he'll realize you stole this ring.
- >From a dead person, yes, but stolen nonetheless.
- >So 'righteous' and 'just' people say, anyway.
- >Morals. You'll never understand them.
- >However, let's cut the edginess here.
- >He hasn't backstabbed you before, so might as well trust him.
- >You stand in the middle, tapping your foot.
- >"Now, wear the ring, and we shall begin."
- >You get equipped with the mysterious ring, and he begins...chanting?
- >The only things you make out are the occasional 'morir es vivir'.
- >Soon enough, the pentagram starts... glowing?
- >You're in too deep and scared to exit, so you remain still.
- >The chanting reaches regular, still illegible levels of speaking.
- >Eventually, the glow surrounds you.
- >You hear voices around you, as suddenly a banshee-like creature appears before you.
- >"THIEF!"
- >You're about to protest when you feel something ripping your throat out.
- >You try to scream, but not a sound comes out.
- >You reach to your neck, but there's no wound.
- >So why can't you scream?
- >"Wait, Anon, what did you do?!"
- >You try to explain, but nothing comes out.
- >What the hell happened to your voice?
- >As you think this, the light blinds you.
- >You feel yourself fading from this world.
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