Parasite_Steve

The Artist, Layer 2

Feb 21st, 2013
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  1. >You press play on the portable DVD player.
  2. >"Well hello, here we are again, ready to do a fantastic painting together."
  3. "Indeed we are."
  4. >As you adjust your fancy beret, you fix your canvas, which was a tad bit crooked.
  5. >Your palette has all the required colors, and your brushes are at hand.
  6. >All you need is a red scarf and you'd be your average French artist.
  7. >In your defense, you are about 1/256th French.
  8. >"I thought today we could do something that's soft and very deep in the woods, and a very warm little painting."
  9. >Ah, he definitely puts the Splendor in Autumn Splendor.
  10.  
  11. >"Think about where you would want the tree. This is your creation."
  12. >No matter how much he says it, you always end up doing exactly what he does.
  13. >Is this really your creation?
  14. >You shake your head, returning to following Bob's lead.
  15. >At least, that was the plan before the door burst open.
  16. >You jump, slightly smearing some paint.
  17. >"Hey, sorry to interrupt, but I need the player!"
  18. "Damn'it, can't you use the TV or computer?"
  19. >Seriously, your brother always seems to interrupt at the worst of times.
  20. >"Mom's hogging the TV, remember?"
  21. "...Oh, right. What about the computer?"
  22. >You press the pause button while asking him this.
  23. >"Charlie's on it."
  24. "Greedy little shit."
  25. >Charlie was your nephew, not related to the kid who bit that other kid's finger on YouTube, which you never understood the humor of.
  26. >"Anyway, gimmie."
  27. >He says this while snatching the DVD player.
  28. "Builshit! At least let me finish the episode!"
  29. >"Sure, and I'll just tell everyone about how you bought all those pornos."
  30. "Fine, fine. It's yours."
  31. >You paid him to not tell them and he still threatens to do it. What a crock of shit.
  32.  
  33. >After putting away your tools, you retrieve your candy-red scarf.
  34. >What? You had it for when you dressed up as a French artist for that one Halloween party.
  35. >God, that party sucked.
  36. >You can't wait for when you're of drinking age, maybe parties will be way less boring.
  37. >Then again, by then, most girls you know will already have boyfriends.
  38. >But we're getting off topic.
  39. >After putting on the scarf, you retrieve your keys and phone, getting the TV user's attention.
  40. >"Going somewhere?"
  41. "Yeah, I'll be back, mom."
  42. >"Alright, goodbye! Be home before dinner!"
  43.  
  44. >You open the front door, walking outside.
  45. >The sun's bright in the big blue sky.
  46. >You can see a few happy little clouds, at that.
  47. >It's like what you would've painted, if your brother didn't take the loving DVD player.
  48. >Clearing your head of unhappy thoughts, you vault the porch, landing on a stepping stone in the garden.
  49. >You hop your way out, and begin walking around town, greeting the various people you run into on the way.
  50. >Once you make your way to town, you realize that you have no idea where you even want to go.
  51. >Might as well go wandering.
  52.  
  53. >That was a terrible idea.
  54. >You find a dead hobo in an alley, wearing a rather expensive looking ring.
  55. >Probably was married then divorced, losing everything.
  56. >Sounds like Dad in a nutshell.
  57. >Thankfully, this hobo is a ginger, not a blonde, so for all you know, Dad's alive and probably living it up in New York like he always wanted.
  58. >You then remember one of the things he taught you.
  59. >If someone doesn't have a use for something, take it off their hands.
  60. >You slip the ring off the hobo's finger, before pocketing it.
  61.  
  62. >You eventually make your way to the local wing joint, after ditching the hobo.
  63. >Damn, you could go for a good wing basket.
  64. >You enter, before realizing that you don't have any money.
  65. >"Welcome!"
  66. >Shit, they saw you. Too late to bail politely.
  67. >You walk up, palms sweaty.
  68. "Hi, uh, one 10 piece basket, please."
  69. >"Alright, that'll be $14.95!"
  70. >You hand him the ring, not knowing what else to do.
  71. >He looks at it with surprise, before examining it closely.
  72. >Where'd he get the penlight?
  73. >He then puts it down, and you take it back.
  74. >"Come with me."
  75.  
  76. >You follow him to the backroom.
  77. >All these frozen chicken wings. Oh god it's like frozen heaven.
  78. >He then opens another door.
  79. >Never been here before.
  80. >You follow him into the room, and whoa holy shit!
  81. >Stairs out of nowhere!
  82. >"Don't fall."
  83. "Thanks for the late warning."
  84. >"No problem."
  85. >AhACheekyOne.wav
  86. >You make your way down the stairs.
  87. >It's a long flight. Thank god he warned you about the stairs, bro.
  88. >Eventually, you reach the bottom, as the store owner flips a light switch.
  89. >Why wasn't it at the top?
  90. >Oh, probably so no one sees what's down here.
  91.  
  92. >There's a pentagram on the ground, and some of those vats that babies in comic books are raised in.
  93. "So what is this, Shin Megami Tensei?"
  94. >"Nope, no nuclear bombs are being dropped here."
  95. >That's... a mild relief.
  96. >"Anyway, stand here, my fellow Reality Phaser."
  97. >He says this, pointing to the pentagram.
  98. >Wait, what?
  99. >You nearly ask what a Reality Phaser is, when you realize.
  100. >If you ask him, he'll realize you stole this ring.
  101. >From a dead person, yes, but stolen nonetheless.
  102. >So 'righteous' and 'just' people say, anyway.
  103. >Morals. You'll never understand them.
  104. >However, let's cut the edginess here.
  105. >He hasn't backstabbed you before, so might as well trust him.
  106. >You stand in the middle, tapping your foot.
  107. >"Now, wear the ring, and we shall begin."
  108. >You get equipped with the mysterious ring, and he begins...chanting?
  109. >The only things you make out are the occasional 'morir es vivir'.
  110.  
  111. >Soon enough, the pentagram starts... glowing?
  112. >You're in too deep and scared to exit, so you remain still.
  113. >The chanting reaches regular, still illegible levels of speaking.
  114. >Eventually, the glow surrounds you.
  115. >You hear voices around you, as suddenly a banshee-like creature appears before you.
  116. >"THIEF!"
  117. >You're about to protest when you feel something ripping your throat out.
  118. >You try to scream, but not a sound comes out.
  119. >You reach to your neck, but there's no wound.
  120. >So why can't you scream?
  121. >"Wait, Anon, what did you do?!"
  122. >You try to explain, but nothing comes out.
  123. >What the hell happened to your voice?
  124. >As you think this, the light blinds you.
  125. >You feel yourself fading from this world.
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