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TEREZI: Terezi crawls underneath the nearest couch.
JADE: ⚛ Jade crouched her butt down and watched Terezi. Wow, there she went. "So, like, how do you fit down there?"
FEFERI: 🐟 What the fresh fuckkkk.
TEREZI: The troll previously on her elbows and knees disappearing completely under the couch is gone for a moment while she readjusts to stick her head out of the same side she came into, looking Jade dead in the eyes with a blank but haunting expression.
TEREZI: "A lady never reveals her secrets."
TEREZI: And then she's gone.
JADE: ⚛ Ew. Jade kind of leaned away before just popping up a little bit to watch Feferi. "Terezi's being weird again. I think she's dead."
FEFERI: 🐟 Feferi was just kind of casually scrolling through her phone feed- whatever site she may have been on- and shrugs. "She's not dead. She's just a bit weird, that's all. Have you checked Sollux's room?"
JADE: ⚛ "She just crawled under the couch- You didn't see that?"
TEREZI: "T3R3Z1'S WH4T?" Asks the teal troll, rounding the corner from the kitchen with a bowl of cereal in her hand.
FEFERI: 🐟 "WEIRD!" She yells, a sly grin as she tries to fake hide it with her phone. Because it's fake hiding, obviously she can see it. Obviously. Her phone isn't that big. "Grab me some fish sticks?"
JADE: ⚛ "I called you weird because you crawled under the couch!" Jade called, bouncing up and immediately plopping down on the couch. It made a nice, satisfying sound. "And dead! I also called you dead!"
TEREZI: "TH3 COUCH? >:?" Terezi inquires, but shrugs her shoulders. "SUR3." And turns around to go get Feferi's fish sticks.
JADE: ⚛ She nodded. Then she realized that Terezi couldn't see that. "Yeah! It was so creepy."
FEFERI: 🐟 "Jade, if anyone's weird here, it's you. You have absolutely no room to talk. And Terezi, you're the best!" :D
JADE: ⚛ She gasped in mock horror, whipping her head around to face Feferi. Her braid only hit her a little bit. "I'm not weird! You're the one that takes three hour long baths."
TEREZI: Wow, so insensitive Jade. First you accuse her of being in two places at once, then you NOD at a BLIND GIRL.
TEREZI: Terezi just throws the fish sticks at Feferi.
TEREZI: With startling accuracy.
FEFERI: 🐟 Jade is a MONSTER that MUST be stopped! That was exactly what she was planning on doing. "You're being REELY mean right now, Jade. In fact it's hurting my eelings!" She gave a fake pout- but is immediately hit RIGHT IN THE BOOBY with fish sticks. This is fine. "Terezi, you're the best."
JADE: ⚛ Boob fishsticks! The one upside about Feferi: She was really fucking pretty. "I'm not the mean one! You're definitely the mean one. You just called me weird, and that's hurting MY eelings! Feelings. Fuck!"
TEREZI: Terezi sticks her tongue out at Feferi in response to the compliment and continues into the livingroom to finish her cereal, sitting in the center of the couches in the floor with her legs spread just. Witnessing whatever the fuck was going on.
TEREZI: She has no boobs to be discussed, or to be the targets of random fish sticks.
FEFERI: 🐟 Was she dishing boobsticks? If these meat sacks were gonna do anything, they might as well hold her favorite food! "Aww! Your cute lil guppy self is finally learning how great the puns are! Jade, I'm so proud of you. It's almost like you're not such a stick in the mud anymore."
TEREZI: You mean stick in the boob?
FEFERI: 🐟 STICK IN THE BOO B !!!
JADE: ⚛ "It's only because you never shut up to let me get in my own puns!" Dog puns were way better. :(
FEFERI: 🐟 "I'm only a pillow princess because it's fun to make you do all the work, cod knows that's all you're good for! Hey- NO!" Right when Jade steals one of her sticks- FEFERI YOUR STICKS!!- Feferi tries to grab it back and... actually a good portion of them fall out. This isn't fun. This is the opposite of fun. In fact she makes a scowl, with a hand covering the rest of her tiddy fish sticks and points to the wasted ones with her free hand. "Now WHAT are you going to do to fix this?! That was my LAST BOX!!!"
TEREZI: MAN Terezi wishes she could see what was going on right now. She had a pretty blurry sense of the scene from what she could smell was happening, and just sort of sat quietly with cheeks packed full of Cap'n Crunch while she listened to... whatever they were doing.
JADE: ⚛ She was victorious! Jade laughed and bounced back, taking a bite out of her ill-gotten fishstick. "Mm! Well, Fef, it's not my fault that you thought that your cleavage was a good spot for your fish sticks! It's so precarious, they were totally gonna fall out."
FEFERI: 🐟 "They wouldn't have fallen out if you hadn't taken the one I was eating! All you had to do to get some was to just ASK instead of floundering about and being impatient, Jade. Ask. Is that such that a bizarre concept to you?" She snatched back the bitten into fish stick, fuck you. This is hers. Hers hers hers. "Humans are so RUDE! Isn't that right?" She glances over and makes a motion over to Terezi. Cmon, say yes! Prove her point!
TEREZI: Terezi looks wide eyed up at Feferi, but is unable to answer. Her mouth is so full of cap'n crunch her cheeks are bulging out. She cannot speak.
JADE: ⚛ Jade pouted and waved a hand around in the air. "Hey, no! I did ask, you just didn't answer me! I think you totally ignored me." She just reached out and grabbed it back. Don't be rude! "Hey, no! I'm not the rude one, Miss Feferi!"
FEFERI: 🐟 "You asked, waited for barely a minute, and took it! That is rude, Jade. You have a reely carppy attitude and I do not apprseaiate it!" Her brows furrow when Jade takes it back- this was just going to be a back and forth with them, wasn't it? "You are going to go the closest store and buy me more. Since it's YOUR fault it happened, if you just do it without complaining, I'll be more than happy to share! Are we clear?"
JADE: ⚛ "I waited plenty of time! You were the one that just totally ignored me!" Jade stuck her tongue out, taking another bite of the fish stick. Was that a challenge? Jade leaned out and looked at Feferi with narrowed eyes and a little smirk. "What? I'm the one that's supposed to buy your stupid fish sticks? You were the one that decided that your cleavage was the right place to keep them. I'm not doing anything."
FEFERI: 🐟 "I didn't ignore you! I was going to answer but-" Oh this bitch. She's fucking dead. Absolutely god damn dead! All Feferi Did after that was take a deep breath, clench and then unclench her fists. Normal stuff one does when they're aggrivated and more than ready to use their super super shark teeth and just chomp. But she was a tactful girl! Very tactful. Super tactul. So she just huffs, smiles with her teeth, and casually sits on Jades lap while playing with the nape of her neck. "You know, Jade. Shore, you're rude and bratty and reelly dumb but there's a few good things aboat you. Do you know what those things are?"
JADE: ⚛ She was calling Jade rude and bratty and dumb? Did she even know who she was talking to?! Feferi, queen of the pillow princesses, was calling Jade a brat? God, this was rich. Jade had the decency to look offended as Feferi crawled up into her lap, but she couldn't complain too much. She did like it when Fef took initiative, and this little hate thing that they had going on was nice. She couldn't say she didn't like those teeth. "Mm. I'm going to guess me being annoying isn't on the list?"
FEFERI: 🐟 She rolled her eyes at the offended look and let out a puff of air because, god, was this girl dull sometimes. "You're cute but... that's aboat it." With that she took the remaining half of the fishstick and ate it whole. Fuck you, Jade. Fuck you with an entire whale dick, bitch. "But since I'm just so nice, I'll let you have some more!" With that she used the hand that was playing with her nape and brought her down right into her tiddy. Eat up buttercup. "I'll let you eat as much as you want for aboat... a minute? That seems fair!"
JADE: ⚛ "Hey! That was mine! I rightly stole it and-" Jade let out a high pitched squeal as Feferi forced her down, immediately pushing back. She was not going to motorboat her hate friend, thank you! She tried to force herself up but damn! Feferi was a lot stronger than she looked! Jade grumbled grumpily for a moment until she got a bright idea. She shifted a little so that her mouth was perfectly settled on one of Feferi's breasts, licking happily for a moment until NOM. She bit down, hopefully hard enough for Feferi to let up!
FEFERI: 🐟 It was fun to watch Jade squirm and try to get up, and for a moment she was settled! Man, that was kind of disappointing actuall- OUCH! Sure, it didn't draw blood but it sure as hell was enough to startle her. Feferis hand was off of Jade in an instant, leaning back and touching her offended titty with a furious look. "And WHAT exactly do you think you're doing?! That hurt!" Look at that. Now she's tugging on Jades dog ears! Fuck you! This is what you get when you bite someones tit. "What do you say when you hurt someone, Jade? You're smart enough to know THAT at least. Right?"
JADE: ⚛ She was victorious! Jade beamed as she bounced up, taking some gasping breaths before Feferi began to lecture her. And- Ow! Ow ow ow! Jade screamed as Feferi grabbed her ears, reaching out to grab Fef's horns and push her away. "Hey! Fuck you! I'm not apologizing for biting you when you tried to suffocate me!"
TEREZI: sticks a titty in
FEFERI: 🐟 "I--did not try and suffocate you! I was giving you what you wanted for once you ungrateful guppy!" It doesn't take long for Feferi to get frustrated enough with Jade forcing her to bare her throat like that, jeez! That was a sensitive thing for trolls! How culturally insensitive! She's actually frustrated enough to let out a snarl and bare her teeth because WOW she does not like that one bit. It isn't long before she's letting go of Jades doggie ears and using her hands instead to shove her down on her back on the couch. "LET. GO."

Her fish sticks are falling out of her tiddy, but you know what? We don't talk about that.
JADE: ⚛ "You totally tried to suffocate me! You don't just bury someone's head in your tits without letting them up if you weren't trying to-" It turned out that Jade's effort at getting Feferi the fuck away was for jack diddly squat. Jade immediately let her hands drop from Feferi's horns, instead fumbling for the troll's shoulders. Fuck, she forgot how scary Feferi was when she got pissed. "Let me up, let me up!"
FEFERI: 🐟 "I want an apology!" Instead of letting up, she pushed down harder. Not enough to hurt- she wasn't THAT mad, but sometimes you have to punish your dog to teach them a lesson, right? Probably. Feferi's never had a pet dog and her cuttlefish never pulled a stunt like this! "Either give me an apology or you're staying here until you do!"
JADE: ⚛ "I'm not apologizing to you for something that was your fault!" Jade could feel a low growl rising up in her throat like she wanted to lunge, but Feferi had her pinned down too much to get up.
FEFERI: 🐟 Haha. Get fucked, Jade. "I didn't actually hurt you! You're being really bratty and I do KNOT appreciate it!" Some part of her feels bad for probably almost knocking Terezis cereal over (where ever she may be. Sometimes she just kind of disappears.) but hey! Dominance had to be shown. Some sacrifices had to be made.
JADE: ⚛ "Oh! So it's totally cute and adorable when you're a brat, but when I'm being a brat for taking your fish stick and biting you when you're drowning me in your boobs, I'm in the wrong! At least be consistent, don't be a bitch when I'm reprimanding you! I'm always the bad guy here!" Jade growled again, gnashing her teeth and trying, once more in vain, to sit her ass up. Really, it was just an effort in futility.
FEFERI: 🐟 "For the LAST time, I wasn't drowning you! Cod- how many times do I have to tell you to just glubbing pinch me when you actually want off?! I'm not that much of a bitch!" Feferi snarled right back at her when she growled, putting more pressure on her. "You know, Jade, if you really hate how much I act then why don't you stop coming around? I'm not making you doggie paddle back to my place every time you want somefin to eat. I've told you how much I hate having my neck exposed! That's why I'm angry! So why is it so hard for you to just say you're sorry?!"
JADE: ⚛ "You were totally drowning me- And you're not totally free from shame, either!" Jade didn't even bother backing down from the snarl this time. They were two grown women in a grown hatemance! "I've told you how much I hate being pinned down, but you still do it! I'm not apologizing because I'm not totally in the wrong here!"
FEFERI: 🐟 "Well if you have such a problem with it, do something. I dare you." Her eyes narrowed down at the human and she barely held down a smirk because- well. Let's be honest, there wasn't much for Jade to do. She played blissfully unaware for a few seconds before letting her face light up in fake realization. "Oh wait! Silly me, you can't. Here let me make it easier for the little guppy." With that, she loosened her grip and leaned back, more sitting on Jades lap than her stomach like before with her hands barely on her shoulders.1:26:32 AM
JADE: ⚛ The minute that Feferi let her up, Jade toppled forwards, knocking both Feferi and herself down onto the ground. Jade righted herself almost immediately in their new position, hands down on Feferi's shoulders to pin her to the ground. Yes, this was very satisfying. Jade grinned, all teeth, as she settled herself on Feferi's chest. "Mm? Sorry, what was that?"
FEFERI: 🐟 Being knocked down wasn't a surprise. Being knocked off the couch? Hell the fuck yes it was because GOD that did not fell good on the back of her head. Thankfully it doesn't stun her long enough to actually be able to process what Jade said and- does she seriously think that she resisted that? Humans are dumb sometimes. Seriously. So instead she blinked up at her, grinned right back up at her and grabbed onto her thighs just so she can dig her nails into them. "Why are you acting so smug? Maybe you forgot but you couldn't do this if I didn't let up, I'm being a kind gill here so maybe you should stop acting like you're such a tough shell to crack."

Feferi dragged her nails down Jades legs and is more than a little gleeful to see thin white lines follow in her tracks. "Are you going to do something without me having to give you the opening or what? I'm getting bored." Fuchsia eyes narrow up at her and she gives a threatening squeeze because if Jade doesn't do something, she will. Happily. Pin her down and watch her struggle until it isn't fun anymore because hey! Why not, right? She DID sacrifice poor helpless fish sticks.
JADE: ⚛ Oh, it was so on. Jade huffed from her place, leaning forwards a little to quickly peck Feferi on the nose. Aha! Now she was the cute and adorable one! And nobody gave Feferi the right to be all... Bitchy. See! It was a pun! Because Jade was a dog. And. ...Okay, she'll drop it.

She did not say how nice the lines on her calves were (scratching was nice), and she did not break her little smirk. Instead, she kind of settled back, just enough to lightly trail her fingers up and down Feferi's sides. "Hey, Fef! Are you ticklish, by any chance?"
FEFERI: 🐟 She playfully bit at Jades finger, snickering as it was pulled away and kept her smirk. Jade was cute when she was on top! Was probably why she made her do all the work, huh? All things considered, she can't do much without switching their positions and that's... not something she wants. So she just lays there, content and smug as ever.

"You wouldn't dare." Her eyes narrow up at her, kind of squirming to try and get away from prying hands. "I wanted to fight, not get tickled! Stop!" Was she giggling? Just a bit. Shut your fuck.
JADE: ⚛ Aha! Victory! She was getting to Feferi all right! She loved those giggles. They were just adorable! How did she do it? Maybe this was why she was always on top... Mm, well, if she could get Feferi to keep making those noises, she'd do it for the rest of her life. Jade beamed and dug her fingers into Feferi's ribs. "Hah! This is a fight, Fef! You've jsut got to fight back!"
FEFERI: 🐟 Feferi let out a shrill noise when Jade just jabbed her in the ribs- like what the fuck?- The seadweller wiggled to the best of her might without actually trying to knock her off because lets be honest, where's the fun in that? "N-NO! STOP!!!" between her tiny giggles and sequels, she didn't actually do all that much to push Jade off of her. This was fun! Cute, actually.