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- WARNING: The following text contains information about “hamuka”, and other things linked together by absolutely nothing. Neither “hamuka”, the writer of this profile, nor Kongregate can be held responsible for any insanity caused. Click “More About Me” at your own risk.
- Hi, and welcome to my profile. I’m a kid from Hungary with not much things to do in my free time – if I have any – , except for gaming like hardcore average an enthusiastic nub, posting on forums, and kicking trolls’ butt. (well, not much now, really.) :)
- (NOTE: Some material may be changed/removed due to an accident during my profile’s removal to advertise the Learn to Fly 3 Kickstarter (and to demonstrate the power of being a fanboy). This includes some chat moments. Sorry for any inconvenience.)
- (IMPORTANT NOTE: This profile may or may not change entirely and suddenly in the near future, without any further notice. I’ll try to save a backup of this linked in a pastebin, but nothing’s guaranteed.)
- Pretty-much-up-to-date as of 2015/05/24
- Up-to-date count up-to-date as of 2014/08/26
- LEARN TO FLY 3 IS FUNDED!!!
- Rest in Peace, Travis Bennie. (1991-2013)
- You’ll be sorely missed.
- My avatar was made by this awesome guy.
- Troll Hunter & Hater. (inactive)
- If you want to take care of a troll, just send me a PM or a shout, and off I go! (And within 24 hours of messaging!)
- I recently discovered the wonders of ignoring trolls, and being a full member of the community. So, I’m thereby putting my troll hunter status away for a while.
- Plus I’m developing a secret operation to make the trolls stop bothering us…
- Of course, I’m still all for a friendly, rational argument. :)
- Fluent speaker of these languages:
- Hungarian
- English
- ZoMg’s language (ex.: hay im amuka) :)
- …And a not-so-fluent one of these:
- German
- Latin
- Rankings in Forum Competitions: (out-of-date, not planning on an update soon)
- 1.) The Quirky Capricious Kongregate Competition: 23rd place (Lost on Round 3, Scroll Lock. … Well, everyone has to start somewhere, right?)
- 2.) The Kompetition: 42nd place (Lost on Round 1, Pel. Damn I hate that game.)
- 3.) Kongrefeint: 13rd place (Lost on Round 4, Boss Battle. I was almost in the semi-finals. Almost…)
- 4.) V.O.K.: 8th place (Didn’t lose; it was a 1-round tourney. First time I reached the top 10. :D )
- 5.) The Kongregate Olympic Games: Voluntarily resigned (Did this on Round 2, Edmus. Realized I had absolutely no chance.)
- Forum games won: (4)
- Ytivitca III: World at War
- The Resistance
- College Mafia IV
- The [redacted]ing Llama Mafia
- List of goals: (All the cool guys have it, so why not? :) )
- Reach level 30 (X) (2012/11/24)
- Reach level 40 (X) (2014/MM/DD)
- Reach level 50 ()
- Reach level cap ()
- Publish a game ()
- Get 500 views with a game ()
- Get 1000 views with a game ()
- Get 2000 views with a game ()
- Get 5000 views with a game ()
- Get 10000 views with a game ()
- Get 50000 views with a game ()
- Reach at least 3.0 rating with a game ()
- Reach at least 3.5 rating with a game ()
- Reach at least 4.0 rating with a game ()
- Become a mod ()
- Get 500 forum posts (X) (2012/05/09)
- Get 1000 forum posts (X) (2012/08/01)
- Get 2000 forum posts (X) (2012/10/08)
- Get 5000 forum posts (X) (2014/08/26)
- Get 10000 forum posts ()
- Reach the semi-finals of a forum tournament ()
- Reach the finals of a forum tournament ()
- Win a forum tournament ()
- () = not achieved
- (X) = achieved (w/ date of achieving (YYYY/MM/DD))
- Chat moments:
- Bluji: “Hi, and welcome to my profile. I’m a kid from Hungary with not much things to do in my free time – if I have any – , except for gaming like hardcore, posting on forums, and kicking trolls’ butt.”
- AdeebNafees: Brb.
- hamuka: Yay
- hamuka: +1
- Jaskaran2000: >kicking trolls’ butt
- Jaskaran2000: I lol’d
- AdeebNafees: “exception of hardcore trolling the forums”
- AdeebNafees: I lol’d.
- hamuka: LOLZ
- AdeebNafees: That’s what I have right now.
- AdeebNafees: Holy cow.
- hamuka: I’m gonna put all results on my profile
- hamuka: I decided.
- AdeebNafees: “My children kick butt”
- AdeebNafees: I am laughing so hard that my brain is falling out.
- Bluji: Well that shrunk. ""High-Profile … Fatal Forum, stone trolls. Children""
- hamuka: “A publication of good dating age profile and small Hi Goodevening Hungary hardcore swingers Club Forum, not the treatment.”
- AdeebNafees: ""Hi, I have no children. Time is a piece. Mahou de la and people – hardcore ass.""
- hamuka: mindblown
- Jaskaran2000: LOL
- AdeebNafees: “Mahou de la”
- AdeebNafees: Ham’s war cry or something.
- (One day of Bad Translator…)
- ~ ~ ~ ~ ~
- Kadleon: FliplineStudios is 32 years old
- Kadleon: I presume that’s all their developers combined.
- (Most accurate presumption ever? Who knows?)
- ~ ~ ~ ~ ~
- QUOTES OF THE BAD SPELLING CUB
- ~ ~ ~ ~ ~
- The gem of the Bad Spelling Cub, Letha Lmutuniy
- ~ ~ ~ ~ ~
- Nemiflora: I have 46k and that’s bad
- MachuPichu: You got this ham!
- Nemiflora: ^
- hamuka: I suck?
- hamuka: .p
- Nemiflora: No 20k for a first try is ok
- MachuPichu: I have 64k and that’s average
- hamuka: * _
- hamuka: * * :P
- hamuka: How’§d that _:P become a _
- hamuka: Well shit
- MachuPichu: haha
- hamuka: I’m tired
- Nemiflora: what matters is how mu- LOL THE §
- MachuPichu: dat keyboard
- hamuka: :///
- Nemiflora: -how much you improve
- hamuka: Dat Hungarian kyboard
- hamuka: * * * keyboard
- MachuPichu: dat hungryman keybaord
- MachuPichu: board*
- hamuka: Yay for having worse spelling unintentonally than LM :D
- hamuka: …
- MachuPichu: L0L
- hamuka: * untentionally
- MachuPichu: unintentionally
- MachuPichu: spell it out with me
- catcher123: dhgdhdgfdhtrgedgfdcgtytdddgfdtrddgjdtfdffgghfghfgh
- LethalMutiny: I’m just a tard.
- Nemiflora: un in tention al ly
- MachuPichu: u n i n t e n t i o n a l l y
- Nemiflora: nowait
- hamuka: * * U N I N T E N T I O N A L L Y
- Nemiflora: * un intention al ly
- Shane240199: It’s like misspelling misspell.
- hamuka: FINALLLY
- MachuPichu: yaya ham
- hamuka: GOT IT RIGHT
- Nemiflora: it’d be funny if you misspelled finally
- hamuka: ………..
- hamuka: * Finally
- Nemiflora: LOL YOU DID
- (P.S. YES, I KNOW that it looks weird. I had to edit it. Formatting sucks 0/5.)
- ~ ~ ~ ~ ~
- hamuka: Sig.
- Jaskaran2000: Sig? wut
- TrophyMaster: No my sig.
- hamuka: I’ll nedver work out.
- hamuka: * Sigh
- hamuka: * It’ll
- hamuka: * never
- hamuka: * ****
- Jaskaran2000: What won’t?
- hamuka: * this
- hamuka: * shit
- TrophyMaster: #Typing
- hamuka: My spelling, Jask
- hamuka: Naija
- Nemiflora: Well I didn’t find that song but I found this http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2pMM4iwC-ag LOL
- hamuka: .
- TrophyMaster: dat naija
- Jaskaran2000: it won’t
- Jaskaran2000: coquse it sucks
- Jaskaran2000: coause
- Jaskaran2000: cuase
- Jaskaran2000: cause
- TrophyMaster: sauce *
- TrophyMaster: Silly Jask #Typos
- hamuka: Yay Jaks has shit spelling too :D
- hamuka: * Jask
- hamuka: Shit Spelling Club go
- Jaskaran2000: I don’t.
- Nemiflora: Jask
- Jaskaran2000: It’s just a bad day.
- TrophyMaster: Jask
- Nemiflora: you know what else sucks
- Nemiflora: your typing does
- Jaskaran2000: I thigk.
- Jaskaran2000: * thimk
- Nemiflora: HAHA
- TrophyMaster: YO MAM- Oh…it was a typing joke…nvm.
- Jaskaran2000: * THIBK
- Nemiflora: HAHAHAHA
- Jaskaran2000: * THIMK
- Jaskaran2000: * THINK
- Nemiflora: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
- hamuka: LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
- hamuka: CHAT MOMENTS
- hamuka: NOW
- hamuka: NAO
- hamuka: NOA
- ~ ~ ~ ~ ~
- hamuka: Extend time until he also leaves
- Kadleon: I left.
- hamuka: Then play with You and Yourself
- Kadleon: no
- 24HoursAlt: Play with yourself.
- Kadleon: Vadgehunting
- 24HoursAlt: vadge
- Kadleon: Cadge*
- hamuka: Vadge
- Kadleon: Vadge
- Kadleon: *
- Kadleon: BADEG*
- 24HoursAlt: cadge
- 24HoursAlt: BADEG
- hamuka: LOOOOOOL
- 24HoursAlt: BAD EG
- hamuka: JASK
- hamuka: LOL
- 24HoursAlt: BAD EG HUNTING
- Kadleon: BDAEG*
- Kadleon: HASPPY
- Kadleon: …
- hamuka: CHAT MOMENTS
- Nemiflora: dad eg hunting
- Kadleon: dad
- Kadleon: LOL DAF
- Kadleon: DAS*
- hamuka: DAF
- Kadleon: **** ME
- hamuka: DAAAAAF
- hamuka: XD
- Nemiflora: this is 2gud
- hamuka: BAD SPEELLING CLUB
- hamuka: * SPELING
- hamuka: * PELLING
- hamuka: **** THIS SHIT TOO
- Kadleon: BTCHI ILLS SLAP UR MUTH
- Kadleon: I mean
- Kadleon: Sroy
- Kadleon: SOry
- Kadleon: Soryt
- Kadleon: Sorryth
- Kadleon: Sorey
- Kadleon: Sory
- Kadleon: Siorry
- Kadleon: …
- B-day: February 8th
- Kongreversary: July 3rd
- More coming soon! …Hopefully. Maybe.
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