Hamham

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Jul 15th, 2015
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  2. WARNING: The following text contains information about “hamuka”, and other things linked together by absolutely nothing. Neither “hamuka”, the writer of this profile, nor Kongregate can be held responsible for any insanity caused. Click “More About Me” at your own risk.
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  4. Hi, and welcome to my profile. I’m a kid from Hungary with not much things to do in my free time – if I have any – , except for gaming like hardcore average an enthusiastic nub, posting on forums, and kicking trolls’ butt. (well, not much now, really.) :)
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  6. (NOTE: Some material may be changed/removed due to an accident during my profile’s removal to advertise the Learn to Fly 3 Kickstarter (and to demonstrate the power of being a fanboy). This includes some chat moments. Sorry for any inconvenience.)
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  8. (IMPORTANT NOTE: This profile may or may not change entirely and suddenly in the near future, without any further notice. I’ll try to save a backup of this linked in a pastebin, but nothing’s guaranteed.)
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  10. Pretty-much-up-to-date as of 2015/05/24
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  12. Up-to-date count up-to-date as of 2014/08/26
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  14. LEARN TO FLY 3 IS FUNDED!!!
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  16. Rest in Peace, Travis Bennie. (1991-2013)
  17. You’ll be sorely missed.
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  19. My avatar was made by this awesome guy.
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  21. Troll Hunter & Hater. (inactive)
  22. If you want to take care of a troll, just send me a PM or a shout, and off I go! (And within 24 hours of messaging!)
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  24. I recently discovered the wonders of ignoring trolls, and being a full member of the community. So, I’m thereby putting my troll hunter status away for a while.
  25. Plus I’m developing a secret operation to make the trolls stop bothering us…
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  27. Of course, I’m still all for a friendly, rational argument. :)
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  29. Fluent speaker of these languages:
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  31. Hungarian
  32. English
  33. ZoMg’s language (ex.: hay im amuka) :)
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  35. …And a not-so-fluent one of these:
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  37. German
  38. Latin
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  40. Rankings in Forum Competitions: (out-of-date, not planning on an update soon)
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  42. 1.) The Quirky Capricious Kongregate Competition: 23rd place (Lost on Round 3, Scroll Lock. … Well, everyone has to start somewhere, right?)
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  44. 2.) The Kompetition: 42nd place (Lost on Round 1, Pel. Damn I hate that game.)
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  46. 3.) Kongrefeint: 13rd place (Lost on Round 4, Boss Battle. I was almost in the semi-finals. Almost…)
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  48. 4.) V.O.K.: 8th place (Didn’t lose; it was a 1-round tourney. First time I reached the top 10. :D )
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  50. 5.) The Kongregate Olympic Games: Voluntarily resigned (Did this on Round 2, Edmus. Realized I had absolutely no chance.)
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  52. Forum games won: (4)
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  54. Ytivitca III: World at War
  55. The Resistance
  56. College Mafia IV
  57. The [redacted]ing Llama Mafia
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  59. List of goals: (All the cool guys have it, so why not? :) )
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  61. Reach level 30 (X) (2012/11/24)
  62. Reach level 40 (X) (2014/MM/DD)
  63. Reach level 50 ()
  64. Reach level cap ()
  65. Publish a game ()
  66. Get 500 views with a game ()
  67. Get 1000 views with a game ()
  68. Get 2000 views with a game ()
  69. Get 5000 views with a game ()
  70. Get 10000 views with a game ()
  71. Get 50000 views with a game ()
  72. Reach at least 3.0 rating with a game ()
  73. Reach at least 3.5 rating with a game ()
  74. Reach at least 4.0 rating with a game ()
  75. Become a mod ()
  76. Get 500 forum posts (X) (2012/05/09)
  77. Get 1000 forum posts (X) (2012/08/01)
  78. Get 2000 forum posts (X) (2012/10/08)
  79. Get 5000 forum posts (X) (2014/08/26)
  80. Get 10000 forum posts ()
  81. Reach the semi-finals of a forum tournament ()
  82. Reach the finals of a forum tournament ()
  83. Win a forum tournament ()
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  85. () = not achieved
  86. (X) = achieved (w/ date of achieving (YYYY/MM/DD))
  87. Chat moments:
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  89. Bluji: “Hi, and welcome to my profile. I’m a kid from Hungary with not much things to do in my free time – if I have any – , except for gaming like hardcore, posting on forums, and kicking trolls’ butt.”
  90. AdeebNafees: Brb.
  91. hamuka: Yay
  92. hamuka: +1
  93. Jaskaran2000: >kicking trolls’ butt
  94. Jaskaran2000: I lol’d
  95. AdeebNafees: “exception of hardcore trolling the forums”
  96. AdeebNafees: I lol’d.
  97. hamuka: LOLZ
  98. AdeebNafees: That’s what I have right now.
  99. AdeebNafees: Holy cow.
  100. hamuka: I’m gonna put all results on my profile
  101. hamuka: I decided.
  102. AdeebNafees: “My children kick butt”
  103. AdeebNafees: I am laughing so hard that my brain is falling out.
  104. Bluji: Well that shrunk. ""High-Profile … Fatal Forum, stone trolls. Children""
  105. hamuka: “A publication of good dating age profile and small Hi Goodevening Hungary hardcore swingers Club Forum, not the treatment.”
  106. AdeebNafees: ""Hi, I have no children. Time is a piece. Mahou de la and people – hardcore ass.""
  107. hamuka: mindblown
  108. Jaskaran2000: LOL
  109. AdeebNafees: “Mahou de la”
  110. AdeebNafees: Ham’s war cry or something.
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  112. (One day of Bad Translator…)
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  114. ~ ~ ~ ~ ~
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  116. Kadleon: FliplineStudios is 32 years old
  117. Kadleon: I presume that’s all their developers combined.
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  119. (Most accurate presumption ever? Who knows?)
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  121. ~ ~ ~ ~ ~
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  123. QUOTES OF THE BAD SPELLING CUB
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  125. ~ ~ ~ ~ ~
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  127. The gem of the Bad Spelling Cub, Letha Lmutuniy
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  129. ~ ~ ~ ~ ~
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  131. Nemiflora: I have 46k and that’s bad
  132. MachuPichu: You got this ham!
  133. Nemiflora: ^
  134. hamuka: I suck?
  135. hamuka: .p
  136. Nemiflora: No 20k for a first try is ok
  137. MachuPichu: I have 64k and that’s average
  138. hamuka: * _
  139. hamuka: * * :P
  140. hamuka: How’§d that _:P become a _
  141. hamuka: Well shit
  142. MachuPichu: haha
  143. hamuka: I’m tired
  144. Nemiflora: what matters is how mu- LOL THE §
  145. MachuPichu: dat keyboard
  146. hamuka: :///
  147. Nemiflora: -how much you improve
  148. hamuka: Dat Hungarian kyboard
  149. hamuka: * * * keyboard
  150. MachuPichu: dat hungryman keybaord
  151. MachuPichu: board*
  152. hamuka: Yay for having worse spelling unintentonally than LM :D
  153. hamuka: …
  154. MachuPichu: L0L
  155. hamuka: * untentionally
  156. MachuPichu: unintentionally
  157. MachuPichu: spell it out with me
  158. catcher123: dhgdhdgfdhtrgedgfdcgtytdddgfdtrddgjdtfdffgghfghfgh
  159. LethalMutiny: I’m just a tard.
  160. Nemiflora: un in tention al ly
  161. MachuPichu: u n i n t e n t i o n a l l y
  162. Nemiflora: nowait
  163. hamuka: * * U N I N T E N T I O N A L L Y
  164. Nemiflora: * un intention al ly
  165. Shane240199: It’s like misspelling misspell.
  166. hamuka: FINALLLY
  167. MachuPichu: yaya ham
  168. hamuka: GOT IT RIGHT
  169. Nemiflora: it’d be funny if you misspelled finally
  170. hamuka: ………..
  171. hamuka: * Finally
  172. Nemiflora: LOL YOU DID
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  174. (P.S. YES, I KNOW that it looks weird. I had to edit it. Formatting sucks 0/5.)
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  176. ~ ~ ~ ~ ~
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  178. hamuka: Sig.
  179. Jaskaran2000: Sig? wut
  180. TrophyMaster: No my sig.
  181. hamuka: I’ll nedver work out.
  182. hamuka: * Sigh
  183. hamuka: * It’ll
  184. hamuka: * never
  185. hamuka: * ****
  186. Jaskaran2000: What won’t?
  187. hamuka: * this
  188. hamuka: * shit
  189. TrophyMaster: #Typing
  190. hamuka: My spelling, Jask
  191. hamuka: Naija
  192. Nemiflora: Well I didn’t find that song but I found this http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2pMM4iwC-ag LOL
  193. hamuka: .
  194. TrophyMaster: dat naija
  195. Jaskaran2000: it won’t
  196. Jaskaran2000: coquse it sucks
  197. Jaskaran2000: coause
  198. Jaskaran2000: cuase
  199. Jaskaran2000: cause
  200. TrophyMaster: sauce *
  201. TrophyMaster: Silly Jask #Typos
  202. hamuka: Yay Jaks has shit spelling too :D
  203. hamuka: * Jask
  204. hamuka: Shit Spelling Club go
  205. Jaskaran2000: I don’t.
  206. Nemiflora: Jask
  207. Jaskaran2000: It’s just a bad day.
  208. TrophyMaster: Jask
  209. Nemiflora: you know what else sucks
  210. Nemiflora: your typing does
  211. Jaskaran2000: I thigk.
  212. Jaskaran2000: * thimk
  213. Nemiflora: HAHA
  214. TrophyMaster: YO MAM- Oh…it was a typing joke…nvm.
  215. Jaskaran2000: * THIBK
  216. Nemiflora: HAHAHAHA
  217. Jaskaran2000: * THIMK
  218. Jaskaran2000: * THINK
  219. Nemiflora: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
  220. hamuka: LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
  221. hamuka: CHAT MOMENTS
  222. hamuka: NOW
  223. hamuka: NAO
  224. hamuka: NOA
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  228. hamuka: Extend time until he also leaves
  229. Kadleon: I left.
  230. hamuka: Then play with You and Yourself
  231. Kadleon: no
  232. 24HoursAlt: Play with yourself.
  233. Kadleon: Vadgehunting
  234. 24HoursAlt: vadge
  235. Kadleon: Cadge*
  236. hamuka: Vadge
  237. Kadleon: Vadge
  238. Kadleon: *
  239. Kadleon: BADEG*
  240. 24HoursAlt: cadge
  241. 24HoursAlt: BADEG
  242. hamuka: LOOOOOOL
  243. 24HoursAlt: BAD EG
  244. hamuka: JASK
  245. hamuka: LOL
  246. 24HoursAlt: BAD EG HUNTING
  247. Kadleon: BDAEG*
  248. Kadleon: HASPPY
  249. Kadleon: …
  250. hamuka: CHAT MOMENTS
  251. Nemiflora: dad eg hunting
  252. Kadleon: dad
  253. Kadleon: LOL DAF
  254. Kadleon: DAS*
  255. hamuka: DAF
  256. Kadleon: **** ME
  257. hamuka: DAAAAAF
  258. hamuka: XD
  259. Nemiflora: this is 2gud
  260. hamuka: BAD SPEELLING CLUB
  261. hamuka: * SPELING
  262. hamuka: * PELLING
  263. hamuka: **** THIS SHIT TOO
  264. Kadleon: BTCHI ILLS SLAP UR MUTH
  265. Kadleon: I mean
  266. Kadleon: Sroy
  267. Kadleon: SOry
  268. Kadleon: Soryt
  269. Kadleon: Sorryth
  270. Kadleon: Sorey
  271. Kadleon: Sory
  272. Kadleon: Siorry
  273. Kadleon: …
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  275. B-day: February 8th
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  277. Kongreversary: July 3rd
  278.  
  279. More coming soon! …Hopefully. Maybe.
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