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TIFU by getting it on with my wife in the living room after hiding Easter Eggs.

Apr 13th, 2020
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  1. So we live in a fairly small upper flat and have two kids. It was about 1 a.m. both kids had been asleep for the night and my wife and I got started hiding Easter Eggs and baskets. When all this was finished up, I started feeling a bit frisky, but one of the kids was asleep on our bed. So we decieded to have a quicky right on the living room floor. At some point during the act, I look up at our hallway and there is my seven year old daughter, groggy and just staring at us. My wife and I both disconnected covered up with blankets and started laughing. I instantly just blurted out to my daughter "we just woke up too, looks like the Easter Bunny has been here better get back to bed!" My daughter sleep walks a lot, and never remembers anything about waking up in the middle of the night, so I was sure she had no clue what just happened. Well, we're video chatting with my mom this morning and she asked my daughter if she got to bed on time (or else the bunny doesn't show up I guess) and if she slept okay. Her response " Yeah, but he took Mom and Dad's clothes off for sleeping in the living room. Such a mischievous little guy!" My mom died of laughter, our faces turned red, and now we have an Easter Memory that will take my daughter a few years to fully realize.
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  3. TL;DR My wife and I had a quickie, after hiding Easter Eggs, our daughter caught us and thought the Easter Bunny had removed our clothes for sleeping in the living room. She even told my mother about it!
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